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by New Zoigai » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:33 pm
by USS Monitor » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:39 pm
by Emotional Support Crocodile » Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:21 am
by The Blaatschapen » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:21 am
by Infected Mushroom » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:26 am
by Autumn Wind » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:27 am
by The New Milky Way » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:27 am
by The United Penguin Commonwealth » Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:27 pm
by The United Penguin Commonwealth » Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:28 pm
The New Milky Way wrote:At the very least, it is possible to sell them to the zoo or something
by Kannap » Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:18 am
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Old Tyrannia » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:38 am
New Zoigai wrote:The Ethopian army of 1335 would slaughter any dinosaurs. So option 2
by Pangurstan » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:55 am
by Senkaku » Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:17 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Please consider the following hypothetical:
You are an arms dealer. You attend a convention of arms dealers somewhere in the USA. There is a massive auction and what is being sold is a long list of caged genetically engineered combat dinosaurs advertised as being "perfect for the modern battlefield." The host of the auction demos the prize object of the auction, a large T Rex sized monster with "advanced instincts" and "high intelligence" that will target and destroy anything you can target with a laser pointer.
All around you, the other arms dealers are excited and start to bid in the millions.
Do you see any value in bidding for dinosaurs? Are they relevant in the modern battlefield?
by Hamidiye » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:09 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Hamidiye wrote:How high do you have to be to propose cloning dinosaurs as weapons of war?
As high as the writers of Jurassic Park
It was a glorious movie in its sheer level of ludicrousness.
by Great Heathen Air Force » Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:13 pm
Hamidiye wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
As high as the writers of Jurassic Park
It was a glorious movie in its sheer level of ludicrousness.
It was the dumbest piece of dribble spawned from the deseased pox-ridden minds of those geniuses that seem to run most of the zoo-meets-asylum conglomerate that is hollywood in this millenium. It was utterly retarded, as seems to be the norm for new age cinema these days. Well, at least it didn't involve some flying a****hole in a cape who wears his underwear over his pyjamas, so that's ...something. I'd rather watch that thing than anything even remotely related to a comic book at least.
As for the thread: no, we don't need the modern-age equivalent of a war-elefant. If anyone actually tries we can always do what the romans did to elephants: douse a few pigs in hot sauce, let them loose on the enemy and watch the magic happen.
by Hamidiye » Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:06 am
Great Heathen Air Force wrote:Hamidiye wrote:
It was the dumbest piece of dribble spawned from the deseased pox-ridden minds of those geniuses that seem to run most of the zoo-meets-asylum conglomerate that is hollywood in this millenium. It was utterly retarded, as seems to be the norm for new age cinema these days. Well, at least it didn't involve some flying a****hole in a cape who wears his underwear over his pyjamas, so that's ...something. I'd rather watch that thing than anything even remotely related to a comic book at least.
As for the thread: no, we don't need the modern-age equivalent of a war-elefant. If anyone actually tries we can always do what the romans did to elephants: douse a few pigs in hot sauce, let them loose on the enemy and watch the magic happen.
I realize that "hot sauce" here is a euphemism. But as an interesting point of fact: dinosaurs would not have had any biological reaction to capsaicin, and so would be immune to the effects of hot sauce.
by Infected Mushroom » Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:45 am
Hamidiye wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
As high as the writers of Jurassic Park
It was a glorious movie in its sheer level of ludicrousness.
It was the dumbest piece of dribble spawned from the deseased pox-ridden minds of those geniuses that seem to run most of the zoo-meets-asylum conglomerate that is hollywood in this millenium. It was utterly retarded, as seems to be the norm for new age cinema these days. Well, at least it didn't involve some flying a****hole in a cape who wears his underwear over his pyjamas, so that's ...something. I'd rather watch that thing than anything even remotely related to a comic book at least.
As for the thread: no, we don't need the modern-age equivalent of a war-elefant. If anyone actually tries we can always do what the romans did to elephants: douse a few pigs in hot sauce, let them loose on the enemy and watch the magic happen.
by Hamidiye » Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:51 am
by Great Heathen Air Force » Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:20 am
Hamidiye wrote:Great Heathen Air Force wrote:I realize that "hot sauce" here is a euphemism. But as an interesting point of fact: dinosaurs would not have had any biological reaction to capsaicin, and so would be immune to the effects of hot sauce.
Ah, damn, the reference was too old, you didn't play Rome-TW, did you? Here, Watch.
by Neon Lunar Eclipse » Sun Jul 03, 2022 6:32 am
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