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Would you buy any of these combat dinosaurs?

1. Yes, I would try to bid for one or more of the dinosaurs, with the dinosaurs, I would have the means to influence the next world war/big regional conflict while pocketing billions.
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2. I would leave the auction. Dinosaurs are useless in the modern battlefield. They would literally get shot down within seconds of deployment in a modern battlefield even if your enemies had nothing but Somali grade AK-47s.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:55 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i would not buy a dinosaur, it would be absolutely useless in a combat situation.
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I don't think they are absolutely useless.

Almost useless, yes. 100% useless, no


They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.
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Postby Northern Seleucia » Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:57 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i would not buy a dinosaur, it would be absolutely useless in a combat situation. Yes. Almost all of IM's hypotheticals are taken from Movies or TV shows.


I don't think they are absolutely useless.

Almost useless, yes. 100% useless, no


They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:58 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i would not buy a dinosaur, it would be absolutely useless in a combat situation. Yes. Almost all of IM's hypotheticals are taken from Movies or TV shows.


I don't think they are absolutely useless.

Almost useless, yes. 100% useless, no


They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:01 am

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The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i would not buy a dinosaur, it would be absolutely useless in a combat situation. Yes. Almost all of IM's hypotheticals are taken from Movies or TV shows.


I don't think they are absolutely useless.

Almost useless, yes. 100% useless, no


They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Postby The Archregimancy » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:10 am

Ludicrously impractical battlefield weapons?

Pah. I can do much better than a living dinosaur.

Despite being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock Tudor AT-AT was not a success.

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Postby Eahland » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:33 am

Using dinosaurs in warfare is obviously ridiculous, but I want to get some of these dinosaurs anyway, so I can set up a theme park on a remote island.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:43 am

The Archregimancy wrote:Ludicrously impractical battlefield weapons?

Pah. I can do much better than a living dinosaur.

Despite being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock Tudor AT-AT was not a success.


I dont know why, I was fooled.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:50 am

In the face of modern weaponry, dinosaurs are largely irrelevant.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:59 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:In the face of modern weaponry, dinosaurs are largely irrelevant.


Dinosaurs have been obsolete in warfare since more than 60 million years.

Any civilization after that, has never used dinosaurs in warfare.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:04 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:In the face of modern weaponry, dinosaurs are largely irrelevant.


Dinosaurs have been obsolete in warfare since more than 60 million years.

Any civilization after that, has never used dinosaurs in warfare.


Could the Romans take them down if the dinosaurs were organised?

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Postby Abarri » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:06 am

I'd go with option 2.

These dinosaurs could bring high maintenance cost, and they might...reproduce rapidly?

Not my idea of bioweaponry.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:07 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Dinosaurs have been obsolete in warfare since more than 60 million years.

Any civilization after that, has never used dinosaurs in warfare.


Could the Romans take them down if the dinosaurs were organised?


Depends, if Hannibal were in charge of the Dinos, we might be onto something.

actually a lot depends on whether Dinos are cold or warm blooded, if they want to cross the mountain ranges
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Postby Perikuresu » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:10 am

Iirc Romans got completely mopped by Carthage when they saw the elephants, although they would eventually develop their own way of catching elephant chasing them on horseback, let them fall into a pit, and then starve them until they could be transported without much hassle. I doubt this would work against dinos, especially man eating Jurassic Park dinos

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Postby Northern Seleucia » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:12 am

Abarri wrote:I'd go with option 2.

These dinosaurs could bring high maintenance cost, and they might...reproduce rapidly?

Not my idea of bioweaponry.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:15 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Could the Romans take them down if the dinosaurs were organised?


Depends, if Hannibal were in charge of the Dinos, we might be onto something.

actually a lot depends on whether Dinos are cold or warm blooded, if they want to cross the mountain ranges


Let's say he had a few hundred or so properly trained laser-guided dinosaurs (ranging from large T Rexes to Velociraptors)... Enough to be militarily relevant?

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:20 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
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Depends, if Hannibal were in charge of the Dinos, we might be onto something.

actually a lot depends on whether Dinos are cold or warm blooded, if they want to cross the mountain ranges


Let's say he had a few hundred or so properly trained laser-guided dinosaurs (ranging from large T Rexes to Velociraptors)... Enough to be militarily relevant?


Yes, the lasers will be relevant to the equation.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:23 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Let's say he had a few hundred or so properly trained laser-guided dinosaurs (ranging from large T Rexes to Velociraptors)... Enough to be militarily relevant?


Yes, the lasers will be relevant to the equation.


the lasers would be non-lethal, just combat signallers to help guide the dinosaurs... but they can still be commanded to a lesser extent without them

Say if the Romans had a large number of these free lasers but didn't rely on them

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Postby Northern Seleucia » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:29 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Let's say he had a few hundred or so properly trained laser-guided dinosaurs (ranging from large T Rexes to Velociraptors)... Enough to be militarily relevant?


Yes, the lasers will be relevant to the equation.

Something tells me there would be no war, rather, the dinosaurs with lasers would be worshipped as gods themselves or incarnations of the gods.
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Postby Heloin » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:44 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Yes, the lasers will be relevant to the equation.


the lasers would be non-lethal, just combat signallers to help guide the dinosaurs... but they can still be commanded to a lesser extent without them

Say if the Romans had a large number of these free lasers but didn't rely on them

Hannibal crossing the alps with laser pointers is not as exciting as you think it would be.

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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:47 am

Although dinosaurs would be terrible in next to every military application feasible, I believe that given their high intelligence they could see some use here and there for non-combat tasks…
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:53 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
the lasers would be non-lethal, just combat signallers to help guide the dinosaurs... but they can still be commanded to a lesser extent without them

Say if the Romans had a large number of these free lasers but didn't rely on them

Hannibal crossing the alps with laser pointers is not as exciting as you think it would be.


Would he still use the Alps? Or would he alter his strategy and use flat terrain since he has dinosaurs?

Would they be relevant against arrows and swords?

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:53 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Although dinosaurs would be terrible in next to every military application feasible, I believe that given their high intelligence they could see some use here and there for non-combat tasks…


Like scouting in forests?

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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:01 am

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Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Although dinosaurs would be terrible in next to every military application feasible, I believe that given their high intelligence they could see some use here and there for non-combat tasks…


Like scouting in forests?

I’d rather say that given some of dinosaurs supposedly having amazingly good smelling senses they could be used to replace K-9 units in some environments. Intelligent species could also be used for other tasks which IRL are done by animals. Also Dino riders because what 3rd world El Presidente would not want his honor guard to ride on freaking dinosaurs?
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:03 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Like scouting in forests?

I’d rather say that given some of dinosaurs supposedly having amazingly good smelling senses they could be used to replace K-9 units in some environments. Intelligent species could also be used for other tasks which IRL are done by animals. Also Dino riders because what 3rd world El Presidente would not want his honor guard to ride on freaking dinosaurs?


Would it be worth it to bid in the millions for them though? Or only for a substantially discounted price?

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Postby The Orwell Society » Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:04 am

Velociraptors with battle armour. Discuss.
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