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Postby Kubra » Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:09 pm

People took the seekrit documents meme too seriously and post actual secret documents
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Postby Haganham » Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:17 am

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Wow, I can easily see someone turning this into a Nationstates issues with the options ranging from sweeping it under the rug/punishing any leakers to actually turning the game into an official intelligence operation


I swear it must be.

.... and if not, well, there is an issue writing contest on right now....

I believe there is an issue about hacking where you can gameify espionage. resulting in a happening about pizza smeared spies IIRC
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Postby Aamayska » Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:47 am

So once can be dismissed as an outlier, but this is the third time (at least) that this has happened, so it's officially a pattern.

What has lead us to this point? How did we get here? What should be done about it? Why are those documents even classified when they're apparently handed out to every tank crew (and therefore are no doubt in the hands of foreign intelligence by the end of the week at the latest)?

I wonder if intelligence agencies will start sending undercover agents in to stir up arguments and solicit info from forum members.

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Postby Nevertopia » Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:58 am

Aamayska wrote:So once can be dismissed as an outlier, but this is the third time (at least) that this has happened, so it's officially a pattern.

What has lead us to this point? How did we get here? What should be done about it? Why are those documents even classified when they're apparently handed out to every tank crew (and therefore are no doubt in the hands of foreign intelligence by the end of the week at the latest)?

I wonder if intelligence agencies will start sending undercover agents in to stir up arguments and solicit info from forum members.

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Postby Archinstinct » Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:05 pm

Picairn wrote:FYI the image is making rounds on Twitter with someone already making a translation of it, but I'm not going to post classified material, so seek it yourself.


Why not? It's the CCP. To hell with those tankies.
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Postby Picairn » Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:40 pm

Archinstinct wrote:Why not? It's the CCP. To hell with those tankies.

Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.
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Postby Rusozak » Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:42 pm

Picairn wrote:
Archinstinct wrote:Why not? It's the CCP. To hell with those tankies.

Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.


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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:43 pm

Only War Thunder forum debators will be malding as much as to leak literal classified docs :rofl:
I swear NATO needs to recruit these people to use for espionage lmao
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Postby Space Squid » Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:10 pm

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:Only War Thunder forum debators will be malding as much as to leak literal classified docs :rofl:
I swear NATO needs to recruit these people to use for espionage lmao

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Postby Adamede » Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:11 pm

Isn't this like the 4th or so time?
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Postby Free Algerstonia » Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:18 pm

Picairn wrote:
Archinstinct wrote:Why not? It's the CCP. To hell with those tankies.

Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.

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Postby Gonswanza » Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:40 pm

Free Algerstonia wrote:
Picairn wrote:Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.

you need to stop being a scaredy cat and learn to live dangerously

Not our fault if you get banned off this site and later have your home raided by local law enforcement then.
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Postby Free Algerstonia » Fri Jun 03, 2022 11:44 pm

Gonswanza wrote:
Free Algerstonia wrote:you need to stop being a scaredy cat and learn to live dangerously

Not our fault if you get banned off this site and later have your home raided by local law enforcement then.

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sat Jun 04, 2022 5:34 am

Picairn wrote:
Archinstinct wrote:Why not? It's the CCP. To hell with those tankies.

Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.

Isn't it technically only illegal in China?
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Postby Gonswanza » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:16 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Picairn wrote:Nope, I want nothing to do with illegal materials. I am not responsible if you decide to post it.

Isn't it technically only illegal in China?

Its illegal everywhere. "Classified" kinda infers that. Plus the information cant be used by third parties as it would be treated akin to a cache of black market nuclear material. Its there, yea, but everyone who holds it is immediately due to eat shit from a SWAT team.
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Postby Hispida » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:25 am

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Postby Thermodolia » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:26 am

Gonswanza wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Isn't it technically only illegal in China?

Its illegal everywhere. "Classified" kinda infers that. Plus the information cant be used by third parties as it would be treated akin to a cache of black market nuclear material. Its there, yea, but everyone who holds it is immediately due to eat shit from a SWAT team.

If you have classified data from China and are in the US and you leak it, the US government isn’t going to come after you. They’ll invite you to the Pentagon/Langley to see if you have more information to share
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:27 am

Hispida wrote:"you know, if i had a nickel for every time a disgruntled tank operator on war thunder forums posted classified government information about their favorite tank, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

By the sounds of things you'd be up to something like six nickels.

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Postby Arpasia » Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:28 am

Who knows? maybe information regarding Aurora will be leaked there.
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Oh, you mean this classified information?

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Postby Gonswanza » Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:51 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Gonswanza wrote:Its illegal everywhere. "Classified" kinda infers that. Plus the information cant be used by third parties as it would be treated akin to a cache of black market nuclear material. Its there, yea, but everyone who holds it is immediately due to eat shit from a SWAT team.

If you have classified data from China and are in the US and you leak it, the US government isn’t going to come after you. They’ll invite you to the Pentagon/Langley to see if you have more information to share

That's almost no different from spending time in a cell, but I'd rather sit in a cell for a few long years than be forced to talk to some oddly patient suits for a few long hours.
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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Jun 05, 2022 8:36 am

Gonswanza wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:If you have classified data from China and are in the US and you leak it, the US government isn’t going to come after you. They’ll invite you to the Pentagon/Langley to see if you have more information to share

That's almost no different from spending time in a cell, but I'd rather sit in a cell for a few long years than be forced to talk to some oddly patient suits for a few long hours.

No you wouldn’t.

As someone who’s been in jails and prisons they aren’t something you want to be in for long
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