UK Politics Thread X: Upcoming Local Elections in May

[Hukhalia]

Maybe not in that exact wordage, but that could do too lol

Fine. "How much longer will that fucking arsehole Johnson last as PM until he runs out of favour with his talentless yes-men"

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

Since the By-elections are said and done, anyone got any ideas for a new poll?

Did Boris Johnson mislead parliament over Downing Street parties.

[Shamhnan Insir]

Potentially a short lived poll but what about "likely candidates for Conservative Party Chair or Ethics Advisor", or you know, one of those other positions they clearly don't give a flying arse about.

Thats a good one, but i have no idea who the potential candidates would be lol, would need a lot of help from the rest of you on that one

How long will the silly-haired cunt in charge last before he's too embarrassing for his own party to keep

Maybe not in that exact wordage, but that could do too lol

Appears to be done already!!!?
I see reports of Ben Elliot having taken the chair?
This, the same Ben Elliot whose companies are involved "hand in pocket" with Russian oligarch connections...

[The Archregimancy]

So according to Nadine Dorries there have in fact been nine secret World Wars that nobody knew about until she spilled the beans.

She's not claiming that there have been 11 world wars; she's fairly obviously just typed 'WW11' instead of 'WWII'.

Given that Ms Dorries is known to be dyslexic, this is a fairly moronic thing for people to criticise her over.

[The Huskar Social Union]

New poll is up.

So according to Nadine Dorries there have in fact been nine secret World Wars that nobody knew about until she spilled the beans.

She's not claiming that there have been 11 world wars; she's fairly obviously just typed 'WW11' instead of 'WWII'.

Given that Ms Dorries is known to be dyslexic, this is a fairly moronic thing for people to criticise her over.

No no no no no no Arch, CLEARLY she means there were 11 World Wars. There could be no other reason or factor involved, she is clearly a fucking idiot moron child and is stupid and bad

[Fartsniffage]

New poll is up.

She's not claiming that there have been 11 world wars; she's fairly obviously just typed 'WW11' instead of 'WWII'.

Given that Ms Dorries is known to be dyslexic, this is a fairly moronic thing for people to criticise her over.

No no no no no no Arch, CLEARLY she means there were 11 World Wars. There could be no other reason or factor involved, she is clearly a fucking idiot moron child and is stupid and bad

The bolded is true. But not because of a typo.

Edit: Incidentally, I saw a thing today that said the cost of wooden pallets has gone up from 7 euros to 27 euros. How is that affecting your upcoming celebrations?

[The Huskar Social Union]

New poll is up.No no no no no no Arch, CLEARLY she means there were 11 World Wars. There could be no other reason or factor involved, she is clearly a fucking idiot moron child and is stupid and bad

The bolded is true. But not because of a typo.

Edit: Incidentally, I saw a thing today that said the cost of wooden pallets has gone up from 7 euros to 27 euros. How is that affecting your upcoming celebrations?

We have decided to adopt more child and disabled friendly bonfire stratagems this year round to cope with the shortages of pallets due to the increased costs in some areas, so that all may participate in the absence of proper 10 story tall bonfires.

However due to generous donations gathered over the last year, most bonfires will go off without a hitch and three times the number of Lambegs will also be provided so you may belt out the tunes just like your father did in that sash he wore.

[The Archregimancy]

New poll is up.

It's a shame that Dudley North was the MP for Banbury rather than Dudley North.

[The Huskar Social Union]

New poll is up.

It's a shame that Dudley North was the MP for Banbury rather than Dudley North.

Tis indeed a great shame.

[Fartsniffage]

The bolded is true. But not because of a typo.

Edit: Incidentally, I saw a thing today that said the cost of wooden pallets has gone up from 7 euros to 27 euros. How is that affecting your upcoming celebrations?

We have decided to adopt more child and disabled friendly bonfire stratagems this year round to cope with the shortages of pallets due to the increased costs in some areas, so that all may participate in the absence of proper 10 story tall bonfires.

However due to generous donations gathered over the last year, most bonfires will go off without a hitch and three times the number of Lambegs will also be provided so you may belt out the tunes just like your father did in that sash he wore.

You made me look up a word. Thank you for that.

[The Huskar Social Union]

We have decided to adopt more child and disabled friendly bonfire stratagems this year round to cope with the shortages of pallets due to the increased costs in some areas, so that all may participate in the absence of proper 10 story tall bonfires.

However due to generous donations gathered over the last year, most bonfires will go off without a hitch and three times the number of Lambegs will also be provided so you may belt out the tunes just like your father did in that sash he wore.

You made me look up a word. Thank you for that.

Some people call me a Terrorist, i consider myself a Teacher.

Every day is a day to learn something new. Todays lesson, L A M B E G

[Shamhnan Insir]

You made me look up a word. Thank you for that.

Some people call me a Terrorist, i consider myself a Teacher.

Every day is a day to learn something new. Todays lesson, L A M B E G

Did not realise that along with the bagpipe its one of the loudest instruments. Thanks Husk for the new info.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Some people call me a Terrorist, i consider myself a Teacher.

Every day is a day to learn something new. Todays lesson, L A M B E G

Did not realise that along with the bagpipe its one of the loudest instruments. Thanks Husk for the new info.

120 decibels of Protestant goodness going into your ears

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

Did not realise that along with the bagpipe its one of the loudest instruments. Thanks Husk for the new info.

120 decibels of Protestant goodness going into your ears

Explains why Ian Paisley always shouted.

[Fartsniffage]

120 decibels of Protestant goodness going into your ears

Explains why Ian Paisley always shouted.

That, and he had a great desire for cocktail sticks with both cheese and pineapple on them.

[Philjia]

Did not realise that along with the bagpipe its one of the loudest instruments. Thanks Husk for the new info.

120 decibels of Protestant goodness going into your ears

Pioneer of hardcore Ulsterbass.

[Bear Stearns]

what if people do the 12th bonfires...because bonfires are kinda fun and you can make an evening out of it.

catholics should just have their own bonfires too so they dont feel left out. burn other countries flags too if you feel like it.

[Philjia]

what if people do the 12th bonfires...because bonfires are kinda fun and you can make an evening out of it.

catholics should just have their own bonfires too so they dont feel left out. burn other countries flags too if you feel like it.

Nationalists did have bonfires.

Also, the bonfires on the Twelfth are not your local Scout group's campfire. They are teetering, monumental piles of pallets, as big as a three or four story building, constructed with minimal regard for safety.

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

Andrew Bridgen and Steve Baker have said they may stand for election to the 1922 executive committee. Both critics of Johnson, so no doubt they would push for a rule change so another vote of no confidence could take place.

https://www.politico.eu/article/boris-j ... e-balance/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61934023

Steve Baker is my least favourite MP.

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

120 decibels of Protestant goodness going into your ears

Pioneer of hardcore Ulsterbass.

Along with a bit of Sash Metal and some DUP Reggae, maybe a little Prod Rock for the oldies

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

BBC: PM: I will not undergo psychological transformation after poll defeat
Or: Prime Minister shitface doesn't think him being a shitface is an issue.

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

BBC: PM: I will not undergo psychological transformation after poll defeat
Or: Prime Minister shitface doesn't think him being a shitface is an issue.

Seems to me that yesterday he said he was going to listen to what the people were saying, and today he is saying he isn't going to change a damn thing.

[The Nihilistic view]

That's because brexit is the greatest achievement of these Isles since Fred Dibnah last climbed a chimney.

And what did the UK seriously achieve?

Leaving the EU....

[Vassenor]

Boris demands the free press stop talking about his mistakes and screwups.

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

And what did the UK seriously achieve?

Leaving the EU....

I see you have voted in the poll.