What's your number?

by **Gelgisith** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:06 am

Zeppy wrote:15, and one Bazillion!

I'm pretty sure the girls and/or guys whose pictures you look at while masturbating don't count.

I'm 44 & i've had sex with 5 or 8 people.

by **Schwabenreich** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:07 am

Nineteen and zero. Darn it.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:08 am

Gidgetisms wrote:sweet! sarcasm is my friend

I take everything you say with disbelief

and wtf wilgrove??

rofl! Hey, you know you and Parkus like an audience.

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:09 am

Yeah the 25 year old virgin LOVES an audience *rolls eyes*

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:09 am

Acycia wrote:
Pythria wrote:
Acycia wrote:male, age 19.
i've slept with 14 girls.

Do you have an addiction?

No, not really.
I dated most of them,
one was technically rape but i still consider that i had sex with her, after all my **** did enter her ******.
And then theres the few that convinced me they liked me, i decided to date them, they did me and peaced.

I get used alot :/
god damn emotions.

thats pretty sad bro.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:10 am

Gidgetisms wrote:sweet! sarcasm is my friend

I'm rather fond of sarcasm, as well. Does it like threesomes?

I take everything you say with disbelief

Take it however you want, but it's coming just the same, Doll.

and wtf wilgrove??

An acronym has never fit so well with a word.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:11 am

Gidgetisms wrote:ah Parkus you make me laugh! I'm definitely not exquisite, got that drummed in pretty quick!
And meh, pythia, I get teased by my buddies at work ALL THE TIME. they keep telling me they're going to go take me out and get me drunk and find a one night stand. Cuz THATS not awkward to talk about

sounds like acceptable workplace discussion and not at all sexual harassment

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:11 am

I thought you'd like that.

And as to the threesome, you'd have to ask it, you seem to be better friends with it than I.
Oh, and I think that's the first time anyone has called me "doll." Such a throwback

by **Wilgrove** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:12 am

Gidgetisms wrote:Yeah the 25 year old virgin LOVES an audience *rolls eyes*

Well you are posting on a public discussion forum.

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 am

do you want me to stop?

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 am

Gidgetisms wrote:Yeah the 25 year old virgin LOVES an audience *rolls eyes*

Adds a new level to the phrase "performance anxiety."

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 am

hahaha, for you or for me?

by **Odhinnia** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:14 am

22 and i think 13 that I remember. People tell stories about parties where I was wasted but I they won't say if they're just joking or serious. I'm Married now..... so I don't expect that number will be growing.... much.

by **Sharfghotten** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:15 am

18, one partner. Still with her.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:15 am

Gidgetisms wrote:do you want me to stop?

Not at all, I can keep this up all day long.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:16 am

Gidgetisms wrote:I thought you'd like that.

You know sarcasm's as good for you as it is for me.

And as to the threesome, you'd have to ask it, you seem to be better friends with it than I.

I find it useful for penetrating discussions.

Oh, and I think that's the first time anyone has called me "doll." Such a throwback

Would you have preferred a throwdown?

by **Wilgrove** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:16 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Yeah the 25 year old virgin LOVES an audience *rolls eyes*

Adds a new level to the phrase "performance anxiety."

Ugh fine...I won't cheer or boo, ok? I'll just sit quietly and eat my popcorn.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:17 am

Gidgetisms wrote:hahaha, for you or for me?

I'm skilled enough in showmanship. Though I'm pretty sure anxiety would be the farthest thing from your--heart, after a minute.

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 am

Sure, we'll see who wins, but I gotta warn you, I'm one tough broad.

And you and your innuendos. I think sarcasm and I need to sit down and have a discussion with you

by **Gidgetisms** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:hahaha, for you or for me?

I'm skilled enough in showmanship. Though I'm pretty sure anxiety would be the farthest thing from your--heart, after a minute.

Oh really? You think pretty highly of yourself

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:19 am

Gelgisith wrote:
Zeppy wrote:15, and one Bazillion!

I'm pretty sure the girls and/or guys whose pictures you look at while masturbating don't count.

I'm 44 & i've had sex with 5 or 8 people.

5 or 8? how does that happen?

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:20 am

Gidgetisms wrote:Sure, we'll see who wins, but I gotta warn you, I'm one tough broad.

Think you could put your endurance to the test?

And you and your innuendos. I think sarcasm and I need to sit down and have a discussion with you

Be sure to close the door.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:20 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gelgisith wrote:
Zeppy wrote:15, and one Bazillion!

I'm pretty sure the girls and/or guys whose pictures you look at while masturbating don't count.

I'm 44 & i've had sex with 5 or 8 people.

5 or 8? how does that happen?

Well see, when two consenting adults meet, and one of them gets a stirring feeling in their private parts...

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:20 am

Teccor wrote:I'm 17 and ... so far, zero. I believe that sex is two things:

1. The ultimate expression of deep emotional connection. (Love, if you will)

2. A synonym for 'gender'.

*nods*

A good n' healthy way to view it, imo.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:21 am

Gidgetisms wrote:Oh really? You think pretty highly of yourself

So would you, if you could still think at all after a demonstration.

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