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Postby Trippoli » Sun May 16, 2010 7:44 pm

Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.
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Postby Wilgrove » Sun May 16, 2010 7:45 pm

greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


Do you have school girl outfit with ridiculously short skirts for them?

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Postby Sarkhaan » Sun May 16, 2010 7:47 pm

New Ziedrich wrote:Marriage is a scam, and family life isn't for everyone.

Also, I like Wilgrove's bloggy threads, so there.

Marriage has nothing to do with having children.

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 16, 2010 7:49 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


Do you have school girl outfit with ridiculously short skirts for them?

the agency normally sends them with one.
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Postby Wilgrove » Sun May 16, 2010 7:50 pm

greed and death wrote:the agency normally sends them with one.


Hmm....maybe I should get some Japanese girls myself.

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Postby New Ziedrich » Sun May 16, 2010 7:52 pm

Sarkhaan wrote:
New Ziedrich wrote:Marriage is a scam, and family life isn't for everyone.

Also, I like Wilgrove's bloggy threads, so there.

Marriage has nothing to do with having children.


I'm well aware of that. Still, they go hand in hand for many people, and marriage had already been mentioned.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 16, 2010 7:52 pm

greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.

*needs to get in on this*
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 7:53 pm

greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


...need sombbody to watch them? i can help :twisted: .

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 16, 2010 7:54 pm

Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 7:58 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 16, 2010 7:59 pm

Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 8:08 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 16, 2010 8:11 pm

Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004395.html
this says our birthrate in 2007 was 14.2 and death rate was 8.3.
the UK meanwhile is 10.5 and 10.1.
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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 16, 2010 8:12 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.

*needs to get in on this*

I sense the formation of the NSG Save the children club.
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 8:14 pm

greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004395.html
this says our birthrate in 2007 was 14.2 and death rate was 8.3.
the UK meanwhile is 10.5 and 10.1.


dont forget to add in all those soon to be dead baby boomers from ww2... (give it 30-40 years...)

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Postby The Celestial Union » Sun May 16, 2010 8:31 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Wikipedia and Universe wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

I don't either. Kids are not for everyone. Period. I don't know why everyone is intent on thinking that everyone should have kids.


Where on Earth did you get that idea?

I, for one, believe the majority of people probably shouldn't even be allowed have kids.


You have to have a license to drive. You have to have a license to own a dog. to have kids? nada. :D
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Postby The Celestial Union » Sun May 16, 2010 8:32 pm

Allrule wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Get a vasectomy, solves everything.

Do I want to know what that is? :?


Vasectomy, Y'know As in 'Snippity do da'. :D
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 8:37 pm

The Celestial Union wrote:
Allrule wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Get a vasectomy, solves everything.

Do I want to know what that is? :?


Vasectomy, Y'know As in 'Snippity do da'. :D


but, can you change your mind after haveing one? (undo the snip)

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 16, 2010 8:39 pm

Undead hords wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


...need sombbody to watch them? i can help :twisted: .

Charge is 250 an hour to "watch" one.
Come to riverside road go to the House that has I love Acorn signs planted outside.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 16, 2010 8:39 pm

Undead hords wrote:
The Celestial Union wrote:
Allrule wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Get a vasectomy, solves everything.

Do I want to know what that is? :?


Vasectomy, Y'know As in 'Snippity do da'. :D


but, can you change your mind after haveing one? (undo the snip)

Yeah, but theres only a chance of actually reversing it.
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Postby Undead hords » Sun May 16, 2010 8:43 pm

greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


...need sombbody to watch them? i can help :twisted: .

Charge is 250 an hour to "watch" one.
Come to riverside road go to the House that has I love Acorn signs planted outside.

kk i will see you their at... 2:00pm? is that ok with you?

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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sun May 16, 2010 8:45 pm

greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004395.html
this says our birthrate in 2007 was 14.2 and death rate was 8.3.
the UK meanwhile is 10.5 and 10.1.


And this matters... why?

We have a birth rate exponentially higher than our death rate! OMG! Next stop, Slumdog Millionaire shot in fucking Hollywood!

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 16, 2010 8:47 pm

Undead hords wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Whenever I tell people that I don't want children, they say one of two things. They'll either say "Oh you'll change your mind down the road" or "Why don't you date single mothers?" What is so hard about this concept? I do not want children, period. I am 26 years old, I think my mind is pretty much made up at this point. Also, why would I date single mothers? Jeez...is the concept of a person not wanting children so alien to our culture that they feel like we should either reproduce or get with someone who already has?

So has anyone else ever experienced this level of annoyance?

For fun I have given your name and address to adoption agency explaining that you want to adopt disadvantaged children.


Well, I do need some servants. I just hope the crawl space is good enough for them.

I normally adopt teenage girls from Asia.


...need sombbody to watch them? i can help :twisted: .

Charge is 250 an hour to "watch" one.
Come to riverside road go to the House that has I love Acorn signs planted outside.

kk i will see you their at... 2:00pm? is that ok with you?

The girls are still in school then.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun May 16, 2010 8:48 pm

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004395.html
this says our birthrate in 2007 was 14.2 and death rate was 8.3.
the UK meanwhile is 10.5 and 10.1.


And this matters... why?

We have a birth rate exponentially higher than our death rate! OMG! Next stop, Slumdog Millionaire shot in fucking Hollywood!

It means we're not civilized, unlike the ever more cultured and revered Europeans who are doing oh so much to make the world a better place by dying out.
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sun May 16, 2010 8:51 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Undead hords wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Trippoli wrote:Good, there is too many people living today. Wear some fucking protection people. USA is huge birth rate, rest of civilized society in the negatives.

Yes, yes, the vaunted 'civilized' society. Fuck them. Really...

Btw, "USA is huge birth rate"? Not really, its right around replacement level.


so, does that mean that we have both a huge birth rate and a huge death rate?

Do you know we have net immigration?


ah, so we have a high birth rate, medium imagration and an insainly high death rate?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004395.html
this says our birthrate in 2007 was 14.2 and death rate was 8.3.
the UK meanwhile is 10.5 and 10.1.


And this matters... why?

We have a birth rate exponentially higher than our death rate! OMG! Next stop, Slumdog Millionaire shot in fucking Hollywood!

It means we're not civilized, unlike the ever more cultured and revered Europeans who are doing oh so much to make the world a better place by dying out.


This just in: America still not enough like rest of Europe. More news when America joins EU, Dan Quayle becomes right.

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