Student Council Election: Would You Vote For Your Friend?

[Vikanias]

I organize the assassination of the star candidate, followed by a campaign of brutal intimidation against all others who would dare to run against my friend.


Alternatively: I don't bother, because the student council doesn't matter.

This is my idea but more wordy

[Nebulan Empire]

Replace the star candidate's drink with tetradotoxin and assassinate every other member of the competition so there is nobody to vote for but my friend

[Infected Mushroom]

Replace the star candidate's drink with tetradotoxin and assassinate every other member of the competition so there is nobody to vote for but my friend

And then install your friend as supreme chancellor of Coolsville High?

"Execute order 66."

*Several vans show up and unload at recess. Two dozen goons wearing ski masks and carrying paintball rifles move into the school in paramilitary formations. Several classroom doors along with the lunch area and the staff hangout burst open and the goons begin the coup d'etat

Once the PA area has been taken over, you step in to make the announcement that there's a shift in government at the school.*

[Vikanias]

Replace the star candidate's drink with tetradotoxin and assassinate every other member of the competition so there is nobody to vote for but my friend

And then install your friend as supreme chancellor of Coolsville High?

"Execute order 66."

*Several vans show up and unload at recess. Two dozen goons wearing ski masks and carrying paintball rifles move into the school in paramilitary formations. Several classroom doors along with the lunch area and the staff hangout burst open and the goons begin the coup d'etat

Once the PA area has been taken over, you step in to make the announcement that there's a shift in government at the school.*

“In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first School Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for 2 years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and me chosen until I leave.”

[Pangurstan]

It's literally an election where the only purpose is to vote for your friends, so of course I'd vote for my friend.