Magnets

[South Norwega]

Google, the Internet, is your friend. Use it.

Yes. Because you can trust everything on the internet.

Quite so! If you can't trust things on the internet, what can you trust?

Books, pish posh. They merely spread heretical beliefs, just like that newfangled "wireless" thing. People talking to you from a box? Madness indeed.

But the internet, such a thing is truly blessed by the Lord.

[Risottia]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

well...

er...

uhmmm

you see... when two magnets really, REALLY like each other...

...and they do it for fun! Because baby magnets can be generated by splitting one into two or more pieces...

now... that's what I call Labor pains.

[Unidox]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Magick.

And, if they don't attract or stick to something that means you don't believe in magnetism hard enough.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I know how magnets work.

I do not know how fucking magnets work. Maybe if I get a couple of fucking magnets I will attract fucking.

Sorry, there's only one, and I'm all the way in Arkansas.

Does The Spaniard know about you fucking magnetism or is that how you two met?

I believe when they met there was a solar flare that day; so while the magnetic field was in flux The Earth used Gallo's. Fortunately, NnT had put her retainers in at that very moment, and the rest is NS history. At least that's the way I'm going to Wiki-edit it.

[Nobel Hobos]

Magnets are actually from a parallel universe where everything has a natural tendency to be pulled to other things. I've been there. The greetings between two humanoid forms can be pretty fun... or cause massive damage. It depends on the mass involved.

That's not a parallel universe. That's our universe. The "natural tendency" is gravity.

You can look forward to the Big Crunch, also known as the Universal Orgy. Just hang for a few trillion years. It's a cert!

[Ermarian]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Witches.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I find magnets to be very attractive. *nod*

[Satirius]

MAGIC'S ALL UP HERE IN DIS BITCH

I have to say, "Miracles" is the best ICP song since it's the funniest one.

[Ifreann]

I find magnets to be very attractive. *nod*

I find your cheap puns repulsive.

[North Suran]

I find magnets to be very attractive. *nod*

I find your cheap puns repulsive.

Oh, don't be so repellent.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I find magnets to be very attractive. *nod*

I find your cheap puns repulsive.

Should I reverse polarity?

[Hindopia]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Nevermind how they do it! It is a sin unless they are married!!

[Strykla]

The strongest magnetic field ever thought of is the Magnetar, a type of neutron star that radiates types of EM Radiation. Much of it is X-Rays and/or gamma rays. The magnetic field surrounding a Magnetar is literally quadrillions of times stronger than the magnetic field surrounding Earth. The field is lethal to 1000km due to the field tearing tissues from the diamagnatism of water.

[Grave_n_idle]

The strongest magnetic field ever thought of is the Magnetar, a type of neutron star that radiates types of EM Radiation.

I thought that was a Pokemon.

[Grave_n_idle]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Bad times, when the SNL parody is actually at least as good as the original...

[Hindopia]

The strongest magnetic field ever thought of is the Magnetar, a type of neutron star that radiates types of EM Radiation.

I thought that was a Pokemon.

[North Suran]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Nevermind how they do it! It is a sin unless they are married!!

I remember when you could walk along the street without having to be exposed to deranged magnets flaunting their Sin.