Favorite conspiracy

[Usanguk]

A man walked on the Moon.
That's my favourite conspiracy.

[Resilient Acceleration]

Honestly as mundane as it is, flat earthers.

I wonder if there's any overlap between flat earthers and hollow earthers?

...Cylinder Earth Theory then?

[Usanguk]

I wonder if there's any overlap between flat earthers and hollow earthers?

...Cylinder Earth Theory then?

Empty Cube Earthers, probably.

[Engadine Mcdonalds 1997]

I recently heard a variation of the whole "Aliens are real and have visited us" on the Neel+Jordan podcast, where Jordan was saying how one of his mates reckons that the aliens see our capabilities and go "... not worth it". His reasoning being that a decent amount of 'footage' of these 'Aliens' is from aircraft, so these Aliens being far beyond our capabilities witness the equivalent of monkeys hitting each other with hockey sticks and decide that we're dumb and interacting with us is a waste of time because of how primitive our technology is.

Another eBic theory that I have is that no one wins the lottery, and people who supposedly 'win' are simply conjured up by editorialists so the government can get extra money from bozos, and people who go on the news to say they've supposedly 'won' are paid actors.

[Usanguk]

I recently heard a variation of the whole "Aliens are real and have visited us" on the Neel+Jordan podcast, where Jordan was saying how one of his mates reckons that the aliens see our capabilities and go "... not worth it". His reasoning being that a decent amount of 'footage' of these 'Aliens' is from aircraft, so these Aliens being far beyond our capabilities witness the equivalent of monkeys hitting each other with hockey sticks and decide that we're dumb and interacting with us is a waste of time because of how primitive our technology is.

Another eBic theory that I have is that no one wins the lottery, and people who supposedly 'win' are simply conjured up by editorialists so the government can get extra money from bozos, and people who go on the news to say they've supposedly 'won' are paid actors.

Hey, as for the aliens, there have been UFOs spotted, so there is a good possibility.

[The Blaatschapen]

It's important to go back to the beginning.

According to my research, Gilgamesh faked the deluge in order to protect Enkidu. All our ills stem from that terrible conspiracy.

Open your eyes, sheeple; it's right there in writing:

(Image)

We're not that cunn(e)ing that we can read that.

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My favourite conspiracy is of course the concept that we actually have people secretly in charge of the world.

If this were true, then why are they so incompetent?

[Usanguk]

It's important to go back to the beginning.

According to my research, Gilgamesh faked the deluge in order to protect Enkidu. All our ills stem from that terrible conspiracy.

Open your eyes, sheeple; it's right there in writing:

(Image)

We're not that cunn(e)ing that we can read that.

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My favourite conspiracy is of course the concept that we actually have people secretly in charge of the world.

If this were true, then why are they so incompetent?

I'm a proponent of the divine being existence theory. So, I say God is in charge, but then, we never know for real, if He really is in charge.

[Grave_n_idle]

I recently heard a variation of the whole "Aliens are real and have visited us" on the Neel+Jordan podcast, where Jordan was saying how one of his mates reckons that the aliens see our capabilities and go "... not worth it". His reasoning being that a decent amount of 'footage' of these 'Aliens' is from aircraft, so these Aliens being far beyond our capabilities witness the equivalent of monkeys hitting each other with hockey sticks and decide that we're dumb and interacting with us is a waste of time because of how primitive our technology is.

Another eBic theory that I have is that no one wins the lottery, and people who supposedly 'win' are simply conjured up by editorialists so the government can get extra money from bozos, and people who go on the news to say they've supposedly 'won' are paid actors.

Hey, as for the aliens, there have been UFOs spotted, so there is a good possibility.

UFO =/= Aliens

[Usanguk]

Hey, as for the aliens, there have been UFOs spotted, so there is a good possibility.

UFO =/= Aliens

I'm saying there's a possibility, not entirely sure that there are aliens.

[The Huskar Social Union]

That Crab People are not real.

[The Blaatschapen]

Honestly as mundane as it is, flat earthers.

I used to think that the earth was flat too.

Then of course, I went on holidays, away from Netherlands, and into Switzerland.

[The Blaatschapen]

That Crab People are not real.

They're a cancer on society.

[Usanguk]

Honestly as mundane as it is, flat earthers.

I used to think that the earth was flat too.

Then of course, I went on holidays, away from Netherlands, and into Switzerland.

Switzerland has some high-quality scientists. My American Earth Science teacher taught me about Earth being flat, but I looked at Swiss data and they said round.

[Grave_n_idle]

UFO =/= Aliens

I'm saying there's a possibility, not entirely sure that there are aliens.

All the U means is that it's (U)nidentified. Which means it could be an owl, or a bat or a helicopter or ball lightning or... absolutely anything that you haven't currently identified. Getting from THAT to 'a good possibility' is an uphill climb with a lot of heavy lifting.

[Usanguk]

I'm saying there's a possibility, not entirely sure that there are aliens.

All the U means is that it's (U)nidentified. Which means it could be an owl, or a bat or a helicopter or ball lightning or... absolutely anything that you haven't currently identified. Getting from THAT to 'a good possibility' is an uphill climb with a lot of heavy lifting.

I thought "unidentified" meant outside of the bat, helicopter, ball, lightning category. That's why there's a "specific" name called, "UFO". Of course, if UFO aren't bat, balls, lightning, aliens could be one.

[Crnarus]

I have two

- HAARP (in Alaska) is a weather controlling machine which caused all kinds of natural disasters in the last few years. According to the conspiracy it is used by the US government in secret to keep nations which become too strong in check. Some even say that there is a "second HAARP" in Norway (actually that's just EISCAT)

- Bielefeld doesn't exist. The reason it is one of my favourites, is that the city actually offered 1 Million Euros to anyone able to prove the city doesn't exist. Even though the conspiracy has ended, jokes about it still remain.

[Resilient Acceleration]

Oh, here's a fun one: according to my Islamist-aligned teacher, there's an ancient Jewish prophecy where God will punish the homosexuals and other sexual deviants with carpet orbital bombing. As such, the Jews are now conspiring to spread LGBT to Islamic countries as much as possible, so that we Muslims will be bombed flat by an angry Allah, leaving the Jews to freely rule the world. Even funnier is that he actually believed it, and the preached it to us during sermon.

[Usanguk]

Oh, here's a fun one: according to my Islamist-aligned teacher, there's an ancient Jewish prophecy where God will punish the homosexuals and other sexual deviants with carpet orbital bombing. As such, the Jews are now conspiring to spread LGBT to Islamic countries as much as possible, so that we Muslims will be bombed flat by an angry Allah, leaving the Jews to freely rule the world. Even funnier is that he actually believed it, and the preached it to us during sermon.

That reminds me: My Christian pastor told me we will all ascend to Heaven when there's peace in the Israeli area, because Israel is the center of Christianity.

[Costa Hermosa]

Qanon

[Resilient Acceleration]

Oh, here's a fun one: according to my Islamist-aligned teacher, there's an ancient Jewish prophecy where God will punish the homosexuals and other sexual deviants with carpet orbital bombing. As such, the Jews are now conspiring to spread LGBT to Islamic countries as much as possible, so that we Muslims will be bombed flat by an angry Allah, leaving the Jews to freely rule the world. Even funnier is that he actually believed it, and the preached it to us during sermon.

In a similar vein, my friend also mentioned a sermon from his neighborhood mosque claiming that the government is conspiring with wealthy and greedy Chinese-Christians to buy up all the lands in his village and surrounding agricultural lands, evict the people with force, and then the people will then be driven out and forced to live on top of the mountains.

[Usanguk]

In a similar vein, my friend also mentioned a sermon from his neighborhood mosque claiming that the government is conspiring with wealthy and greedy Chinese-Christians to buy up all the lands in his village and surrounding agricultural lands, evict the people with force, and then the people will then be driven out and forced to live on top of the mountains.

Thin air on top of the mountains. Tough time, indeed.

[City of Wong Kong]

Qanon. It can basically be summed up as Democrat bad Republican good also Trump will save us all.

[Resilient Acceleration]

You know, now that I think about it, there's actually a fuckton of insane conspiracy theories commonly believed around my life.

• The 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami is said to be caused by the Americans dropping a nuke on the Sunda trench to cause a large-scale disaster with the goal of... something.
• A Maoist Chinese spy secretly fed the first president Sukarno with the brain of a monkey, resulting in him turning into a feral womanizer with 9 wives and causing his eventual degeneration and downfall.
• The current president is meanwhile claimed to be simultaneously a closet atheist communist, a Christian-Chinese, and a capitalist lapdog puppet of the wealthy Chinese elite.
• A popular theory also claimed that Java is actually the realm of the Queen of Sheba and that Borobudur, a gigantic Buddhist temple built in the 7th century is actually built by King Solomon of Israel (in Islam would be Prophet Sulayman) to rival the Queen's estate which is apparently the Ratu Boko temple. Apparently King Solomon also used genies to travel there and then build such a massive structure in a very short amount of time.
• The world is actually run by the Sunda Empire. Sunda Empire is said to be in charge of the world's nuclear arsenal for the purpose of peace, and with this capability, the Empire will soon proclaim a new system, the "empire system", with Jack Ma and Bill Gates included in the cabinet. This is because Sunda Empire's sovereign territory spans between planet Earth and the sun, including the Chinese continent, Russia, and Australia, divided into six zones with with one of them, Atlantic Sunda, located in Bandung and serves as the world's terra cop of diplomacy. After 1945, the horrific bloodshed led to world powers entrusting their powers to the Empire, who founded the UN and Pentagon in Bandung and decided that there will be no government or state established in the planet without its permission. This right to rule is derived from the Padjajaran Kingdom, which already owned the planet and the sun and thus the Empire only inherited it, leasing the land to modern nations for 75 years with the Pope in Vatican as the regent. After the 75 years period is up in 2020, all the world's territory will revert back under the direct control of the Empire.

[Usanguk]

You know, now that I think about it, there's actually a fuckton of insane conspiracy theories commonly believed around my life.

• The 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami is said to be caused by the Americans dropping a nuke on the Sunda trench to cause a large-scale disaster with the goal of... something.
• A Maoist Chinese spy secretly fed the first president Sukarno with the brain of a monkey, resulting in him turning into a feral womanizer with 9 wives and causing his eventual degeneration and downfall.
• The current president is meanwhile claimed to be simultaneously a closet atheist communist, a Christian-Chinese, and a capitalist lapdog puppet of the wealthy Chinese elite.
• A popular theory also claimed that Java is actually the realm of the Queen of Sheba and that Borobudur, a gigantic Buddhist temple built in the 7th century is actually built by King Solomon of Israel (in Islam would be Prophet Sulayman) to rival the Queen's estate which is apparently the Ratu Boko temple. Apparently King Solomon also used genies to travel there and then build such a massive structure in a very short amount of time.
• The world is actually run by the Sunda Empire. Sunda Empire is said to be in charge of the world's nuclear arsenal for the purpose of peace, and with this capability, the Empire will soon proclaim a new system, the "empire system", with Jack Ma and Bill Gates included. This is because Sunda Empire's sovereign territory spans between planet Earth and the sun, including the Chinese continent, Russia, and Australia, divided into six zones with with one of them, Atlantic Sunda, located in Bandung and serves as the world's terra cop of diplomacy. After 1945, the horrific bloodshed led to world powers entrusting their powers to the Empire, who founded the UN and Pentagon in Bandung and decided that there will be no government or state established in the planet without its permission. This right to rule is derived from the Padjajaran Kingdom, which already owned the planet and the sun and thus the Empire only inherited it, leasing the land to modern nations for 75 years with the Pope in Vatican as the regent. After the 75 years period is up in 2020, all the world's territory will revert back under the direct control of the Empire.

So, Solomon was in Indonesia? Very interesting. Interesting, indeed.

[Countesia]

That the Titanic and the Olympic were swapped around and the Olympic was deliberately sunk as part of an insurance scam