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"James Bond" is an alias. There is not one agent by that name, but many.

That 5G transmits SARS-CoV-2, and give you CoVID19. Apparently small radio waves can give you a virus that’s bigger than them.

Berhakonia wrote:

The Archregimancy wrote:It's important to go back to the beginning.

According to my research, Gilgamesh faked the deluge in order to protect Enkidu. All our ills stem from that terrible conspiracy.

Open your eyes, sheeple; it's right there in writing:

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Yes, and the people who died in that flood were reincarnated as demons, according to gnostics.

Speaking of demons, there was a conspiracy theory at the time that said that Paganini sold his soul to the devil to become one of the greatest violinists.

My favorite conspiracy is that the Mouse is secretly controlling all the World-Governments to make Star Wars bad.

My top 3 favorites (none of which I believe, by the way)

1. That McDonald’s is lacing it’s burgers with nicotine

2. That Canada is trying to invade the US. I’ve heard several variations of this one, ranging from nanobots or mind control drugs in maple syrup to telekinetic beavers

3. That the government is using, umm certain websites to spy on its citizens and other countries.

Honorable Mention: the Ohio Conspiracy. I think it was just a joke based off of the Ohio astronaut meme, but basically it states that Ohio is controlling America.

Great Algerstonia wrote:

Diarcesia wrote:Finland does not exist.

Neither does Bielefeld, Germany.

Neither does Paraguay

The H Corporation wrote:

Great Algerstonia wrote:Neither does Bielefeld, Germany.

Neither does Paraguay

Neither does Wyoming.

The Temple of the Computer wrote:

The H Corporation wrote:Neither does Paraguay

Neither does Wyoming.

No country in the world exists except for the U.S.

That a Holy Roman Emperor wanted to be coronated on 1000 AD so he changed what year it was - thus we're actually living in like 1985 or something

Blackhawk Realm wrote:

The Temple of the Computer wrote:Neither does Wyoming.

No country in the world exists except for the U.S.

The world is the US

That the government is on your side.

Birds are not real, they are government drones. Why else would they always be hanging out on power lines? They are recharging!

Covid is just a psi op to keep everyone in doors while they change the batteries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMxl-zyCqU

Oh, wait. Don't know if this is a conspiracy, but Kurt Cobain was definitely shot by Courtney Love.

Denver International Airport. Look it up.

Philjia wrote:Denver International Airport. Look it up.

You are just jealous of their weird, things on top of it.

Reploid Productions is definitely [violet]!

That I exist.

Ethel mermania wrote:That the government is on your side.

I knew there was an anarchist somewhere in you.

New Northwesteros wrote:"James Bond" is an alias. There is not one agent by that name, but many.

James Bond is canonically the same guy in every movie and I will hear nothing against that. He is a World War 2 navy veteran, had a wife named Tracy, went to the moon, and is still about 40 years old.

All things related to 1965 in my country. The official narrative used to be that the evil atheist commies orchestrated everything related to the coup attempt. But now that the military regime has fallen, it has came under question and my history book now teaches nine possible theories about what actually happened. I haven't seen anything like this anywhere else.

Resilient Acceleration wrote:All things related to 1965 in my country. The official narrative used to be that the evil atheist commies orchestrated everything related to the coup attempt. But now that the military regime has fallen, it has came under question and my history book now teaches nine possible theories about what actually happened. I haven't seen anything like this anywhere else.

Is that really a favourite in the traditional sense? I find the mass killing of possibly more than a million people quite depressing.

Heloin wrote:

Resilient Acceleration wrote:All things related to 1965 in my country. The official narrative used to be that the evil atheist commies orchestrated everything related to the coup attempt. But now that the military regime has fallen, it has came under question and my history book now teaches nine possible theories about what actually happened. I haven't seen anything like this anywhere else.

Is that really a favourite in the traditional sense? I find the mass killing of possibly more than a million people quite depressing.

I guess it's "favorite" in an intellectual research sense, in that almost every source is contaminated with bias and the concept itself being really politically contentious. There are actual, real risks involved if you try to open public discussions about the events. There is also a vested interest in like almost all elements of society to keep the general narrative the way it is, from the Muslims who now have a very effective boogeyman to rally against, to events that unfolded being ultimately "for the greater good" as it prevented possible civil war, to Sukarno's late-stage politics driving us into a failed state (of which I agree) and Suharto's consolidation thus launched Indonesia into a bright path of hyper-corrupt stability, industrialization, and capitalist development.

My favorite conspiracies right now are that the measles outbreak in Samoa was a test run to see how the world would react to a global pandemic, and that the Brits created COVID-19 just so they could blame their economic woes on COVID-19 instead of leaving the world's largest trading bloc.

Nordeslund wrote:2. That Canada is trying to invade the US. I’ve heard several variations of this one, ranging from nanobots or mind control drugs in maple syrup to telekinetic beavers

I’ve got a new favorite.

That Oswald was actually after Gov. Connally and Kennedy was killed in a negligent discharge by the SS officer who climbed on the back of the car. The fiasco that followed was all was all them trying to cover it up because they were embarrassed.

Mattress stores are just fronts for money laundering and the drug trade. I've seen many a mattress store across the street/a few blocks from another mattress store. Is demand really that high, especially with Amazon? Or is there a conspiracy...

Probably not, but it'd be cool.

Hispida wrote:Oh, wait. Don't know if this is a conspiracy, but Kurt Cobain was definitely shot by Courtney Love.

I mean...it is what qualifies as a conspiracy in that it's speculative but probably not true. If I was married to Courtney Love I'd probably shoot myself too.

Aliens build the Pyramids in Egypt and the Temples in Mexico :)