Favorite conspiracy

[Usanguk]

This one's my favorite because it's so widespread: That the government actually cares about you and isn't doing everything in their power to control you.

Hilarious how many people genuinely believe that.

No one. We all live for utilitarian reasons.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, I forgot the one about how some famous people like Obama and Dave Chapelle have been “changed” by doubles who are controlled by who the fuck knows who. The government? Yeah. That one’s funny to listen to because there are YT channels dedicated to that conspiracy. And the tubers go deep.

[Senkaku]

Definitely that climate change is fake, what a relief it would be if it were just some greedy academics or devious Chinese sabotage program lol

[Usanguk]

Definitely that climate change is fake, what a relief it would be if it were just some greedy academics or devious Chinese sabotage program lol

Hey, the Reps make those conspiracies, right?

[The Blaatschapen]

No they haven't.

Just to make this unambiguously clear, there is absolutely no connection of any kind between the pyramids of Giza, the Great Sphinx, and aliens.



[hmmm, though looking at that post eight years on, I did make one slight factual error; though Sneferu's Bent Pyramid was the first proper attempt at making a true pyramid, it was only the second of his pyramid attempts after the Meidum Pyramid, which he may have completed for his predecessor Huni].


Finally, writing as someone who's been to the Giza plateau on multiple occasions - who once had an office in Giza just a 30 minute walk from the pyramids - you'd be hard-pressed to land anything on the back of the Sphinx, never mind an alien shuttle.

Is it a conspiracy theory if its true.?

I heard a semi reputable archeologist, of some fame opened up a previously unopened tomb of a pharaoh, sometime around 2018 or 2019, if I remember how the story was told an ancient curse was unleashed upon this planet, one we are still suffering with today

NationStates isn't that young.

[The Archregimancy]

Finally, writing as someone who's been to the Giza plateau on multiple occasions - who once had an office in Giza just a 30 minute walk from the pyramids - you'd be hard-pressed to land anything on the back of the Sphinx, never mind an alien shuttle.

Is it a conspiracy theory if its true.?

I heard a semi reputable archeologist, of some fame opened up a previously unopened tomb of a pharaoh, sometime around 2018 or 2019, if I remember how the story was told an ancient curse was unleashed upon this planet, one we are still suffering with today

Lies! Calumny!

It wasn't a previously unopened tomb; the pyramid just hadn't been previously fully excavated when we entered the burial chamber on 2 November 2019.

[Gim]

Is it a conspiracy theory if its true.?

I heard a semi reputable archeologist, of some fame opened up a previously unopened tomb of a pharaoh, sometime around 2018 or 2019, if I remember how the story was told an ancient curse was unleashed upon this planet, one we are still suffering with today

Lies! Calumny!

It wasn't a previously unopened tomb; the pyramid just hadn't been previously fully excavated when we entered the burial chamber on 2 November 2019.

There was this conspiracy theory that Stalin had his men open Tamerlane's tomb and Germany broke the Non-Aggression Pact and attacked them during WWII.

[Kowani]

currently one running on the neo-fascist right: "wokeness" is actually a historically unprecedented mind virus created by the Frankfurt school to destroy liberalism through the tools of postmodernism and crt

[Ifreann]

currently one running on the neo-fascist right: "wokeness" is actually a historically unprecedented mind virus created by the Frankfurt school to destroy liberalism through the tools of postmodernism and crt

Woke-o's basilisk.

[Engadine Mcdonalds 1997]

Oh, I forgot the one about how some famous people like Obama and Dave Chapelle have been “changed” by doubles who are controlled by who the fuck knows who. The government? Yeah. That one’s funny to listen to because there are YT channels dedicated to that conspiracy. And the tubers go deep.

"And if you look here at this one frame during a press conference Obama did in 2011, you can see breathing into mic intensifies that one of the wrinkles on his forehead is 1/10th of a millimetre lower than the next frame. Some have claimed that it was because he is in the middle of making a facial expression, but this is only more proof that this is a double. And that'll conclude episode 472 of 'behind the skin', be prepared for next episode where we dive into 'his' inauguration speech"

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, I forgot the one about how some famous people like Obama and Dave Chapelle have been “changed” by doubles who are controlled by who the fuck knows who. The government? Yeah. That one’s funny to listen to because there are YT channels dedicated to that conspiracy. And the tubers go deep.

"And if you look here at this one frame during a press conference Obama did in 2011, you can see breathing into mic intensifies that one of the wrinkles on his forehead is 1/10th of a millimetre lower than the next frame. Some have claimed that it was because he is in the middle of making a facial expression, but this is only more proof that this is a double. And that'll conclude episode 472 of 'behind the skin', be prepared for next episode where we dive into 'his' inauguration speech"

Precisely! Add the crazed expression and tons of caffeine.

[Nlarhyalo]

Oh, I forgot the one about how some famous people like Obama and Dave Chapelle have been “changed” by doubles who are controlled by who the fuck knows who. The government? Yeah. That one’s funny to listen to because there are YT channels dedicated to that conspiracy. And the tubers go deep.

I know that some hyper-traditionalist Catholics believe that Pope Paul VI was killed by Satanists and replaced with a body-double who was really the one who oversaw Vatican II

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, I forgot the one about how some famous people like Obama and Dave Chapelle have been “changed” by doubles who are controlled by who the fuck knows who. The government? Yeah. That one’s funny to listen to because there are YT channels dedicated to that conspiracy. And the tubers go deep.

I know that some hyper-traditionalist Catholics believe that Pope Paul VI was killed by Satanists and replaced with a body-double who was really the one who oversaw Vatican II

Now that one was one I didn’t know. And it sounds as nutty as everything else.

[Agustio]

That Stalin kidnapped Nazis and forced them to make UFOs to create panic in the US.

Also, one I've heard a few times in Turkey is that Greece secretly holds nuclear weapons.

[Dollystana]

That many ancient Old World cultures visited America and influenced it. Seriously people have you ever thought about the fact that maybe, just maybe, Native Americans could possibly do things themselves?

[Asherahan]

Denmark does not exist.

[Asherahan]

That Stalin kidnapped Nazis and forced them to make UFOs to create panic in the US.

Also, one I've heard a few times in Turkey is that Greece secretly holds nuclear weapons.

We do hold secret nuclear warheads in Greece though.

[Ifreann]

That Stalin kidnapped Nazis and forced them to make UFOs to create panic in the US.

Also, one I've heard a few times in Turkey is that Greece secretly holds nuclear weapons.

We do hold secret nuclear warheads in Greece though.

"Secret"

[Ethel mermania]

Denmark does not exist.

Thats belgium

[Loeje]

Denmark does not exist.

Thats belgium

And Bielefeld.

[Asherahan]

We do hold secret nuclear warheads in Greece though.

"Secret"

Yes they are very secret.

[Ifreann]

"Secret"

Yes they are very secret.

My lips are sealed.

[Asherahan]

Yes they are very secret.

My lips are sealed.

So costly to keep them a secret that we are asklng the Americans to "bring" Nukes back to our nuclear storages so we can stop pretenting to not have them.

[Nlarhyalo]

I know that some hyper-traditionalist Catholics believe that Pope Paul VI was killed by Satanists and replaced with a body-double who was really the one who oversaw Vatican II

Now that one was one I didn’t know. And it sounds as nutty as everything else.

Have fun going down the rabbit hole.

[The H Corporation]

We live in a simulation :P