Favorite conspiracy

[South Olpen]

What is your favorite conspiracy? Mine is that the middle ages were faked by the church. It is just so dumb and complicated. I forgot most of the specifics, but its mostly that the church and European monarchies faked about the 14th to 15th centuries to improve their image.

[The Reformed American Republic]

Mine will be wondering what the moderators are hiding when they lock this topic for not following OP guidelines listed here: viewtopic.php?p=38592901#p38592901

[Bombadil]

Mine will be wondering what the moderators are hiding when they lock this topic for not following OP guidelines listed here: viewtopic.php?p=38592901#p38592901

This is not a good time for the Mods, if they're in the US they're already drunk out of their tiny minds, in Europe they're asleep and in Asia they're nursing a hellish hangover from the previous night.

[Great Algerstonia]

The entire lottery system is a sting operation conducted by global intelligence agencies to catch time travelers

[Diarcesia]

Finland does not exist.

[Great Algerstonia]

Finland does not exist.

Neither does Bielefeld, Germany.

[Kerwa]

Contemporary art.

[Berhakonia]

That Godawful Tariq Nasheed documentary about slave owners raping their male slaves

[Loeje]

Mozart's Requiem is cursed.

[Imperial Rifta]

Darth Jar Jar Star Wars conspiracy

Lizard people rule the world.

[Diarcesia]

Mozart's Requiem is cursed.

You will never reach the truth

[Lescaaris]

Not a very serious one, and I don't know if it counts as a conspiracy as well. But the New England Patriots deflategate was one I was around when it supposedly happened. I know nothing about American Football, other than well, balls. However there was a ruckus around based on it and I heard people around me expressing disapproval over the ball being deflated. Why do I like it? I was there to see the reaction.

Also dollar bills (if it is a conspiracy). I used to be able to find a bunch of YouTube videos where folding dollar bills gave out subliminal messages, like I remember there was one where folded correctly, could display a flooding city.

[Bombadil]

My favourite, one I post occasionally in jest whenever the subject of aliens comes up, and one where I don't care whether it's true or not as I prefer to live in a world where it's true in my head.. but..

..David Bowie is in the Tesla that was launched into space.

Even further that we discovered programmed protons - unfolded to 13 dimensions, programmed and folded back to 3 - that are causing everything from climate crisis, dysfunctional politics to Covid and more.. to disrupt our technological progress prior to aliens coming over to invade.. and so in response we have sent David Bowie to negotiate peace terms.

It's all true.

[Stellar Colonies]

The government/corporate elite/[Insert Hebrew/Yiddish surname here]s/etc. encourages talk of flat earth and lizard people type conspiracy theories to discredit ones trying to pry into real conspiracies.

[Loeje]

Mozart's Requiem is cursed.

You will never reach the truth

Unless the truth involves Salieri.

[Page]

My favorite conspiracy that I actually believe is that the United States federal government was purposefully apathetic in response to the opioid crisis because communities where people are addicted, in prison, or mourning the deaths of loved one are more easily controllable by their capitalist masters.

My favorite conspiracy just based on how amusing it is is that Lady Gaga's Alejandro is a satanic song in which the three men she names represent the father, son, and holy spirit.

[The Archregimancy]

It's important to go back to the beginning.

According to my research, Gilgamesh faked the deluge in order to protect Enkidu. All our ills stem from that terrible conspiracy.

Open your eyes, sheeple; it's right there in writing:

[Ayytaly]

My recent favorite is the one claiming Barron Trump is actually Donald and Ivanka's kid. But my etermal favorite is the one about people being blacklisted by the US gov if you publicly call a Canadian, a Mexican or a Brazilian "American".

That Godawful Tariq Nasheed documentary about slave owners raping their male slaves

Nasheed is the less intelligent Afrocentric version of Alex Jones.

[Berhakonia]

It's important to go back to the beginning.

According to my research, Gilgamesh faked the deluge in order to protect Enkidu. All our ills stem from that terrible conspiracy.

Open your eyes, sheeple; it's right there in writing:

(Image)

Yes, and the people who died in that flood were reincarnated as demons, according to gnostics.

[Cosmic79]

Abiotic oil theory/conspiracy.

Debunked, but still pretty interesting

[South Reinkalistan]

my favourite conspiracy theory is the one which quite correctly points out the world is practically ruled by financiers, investors, CEOs, industrialists, etc. all engaging in the rotten circuit of capital to oppress the plentiful have-nots of the world -- mainly because it's true, blatantly out in the open, and nobody does a damn thing about it

[Sundiata]

Anything with freemasons.

[The King Isle]

What is your favorite conspiracy? Mine is that the middle ages were faked by the church. It is just so dumb and complicated. I forgot most of the specifics, but its mostly that the church and European monarchies faked about the 14th to 15th centuries to improve their image.

I dunno

[Hispida]

Earth being sucked into a black hole. Some people believe that CERN created a black hole in 2012 and the Earth was sucked into it, and what we're living now is an illusion.

[The King Isle]

Earth being sucked into a black hole. Some people believe that CERN created a black hole in 2012 and the Earth was sucked into it, and what we're living now is an illusion.

Funny