All hail our robotic clock overlords.

[Ravea]

http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/29/carn ... -doomsday/

Apparently someone has applied a Japanese technology that makes energy out of blood and applied it to a fly-eating clock.

Can the Matrix be far behind?

[Domminus]

Wow... um...

That's interesting, and quite inventive.

*buys*

[Ravea]

In my opinion, anything mechanical yet powered by blood is instantly horrifying.

[Grave_n_idle]

http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/29/carnivorous-clock-eats-bugs-counts-down-to-doomsday/

Apparently someone has applied a Japanese technology that makes energy out of blood and applied it to a fly-eating clock.

Can the Matrix be far behind?

I need that technology.

[Sorgan]

Soon The UK Will realize the Americans and French are good fuel.


Dooms Day clock:

11 minutes
2 seconds

[Ifreann]

Finally, a use for all the blood I usually just spread on the lawn.

[Sorgan]

I can just smell Terrorists abusing this. Oh and with a hint of robot rebellion.

[Ifreann]

I can just smell Terrorists abusing this.

Abusing it how? And which terrorists?

[Domminus]

I can just smell Terrorists abusing this. Oh and with a hint of robot rebellion.

What are terrorists going to use a blood-eating clock for?

[Ifreann]

I can just smell Terrorists abusing this. Oh and with a hint of robot rebellion.

What are terrorists going to use a blood-eating clock for?

Bloodbombs?

[Grave_n_idle]

Soon The UK Will realize the Americans and French are good fuel.


Dooms Day clock:

11 minutes
2 seconds

Nah.

We may have just found the solution to overcrowding in prisons, though.

[Sorgan]

They are going to use it to eat people LOL duh!

[JuNii]

I wonder if it will work with Roaches and lizards...

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Finally, a use for all the blood I usually just spread on the lawn.

Is that what I keep slipping in?

Well, good. Without the blood, I'll be able to hide in your bushes better.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

They are going to use it to eat people LOL duh!

With this technology, the Mafia can dispose of bodies and generate surplus power too.

The Environment is saved! Yay!

[The Imperial Navy]

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I can just smell Terrorists abusing this. Oh and with a hint of robot rebellion.

What are terrorists going to use a blood-eating clock for?

Die of exsanguination. Seems fair.

[Conserative Morality]

With this technology, the Mafia can dispose of bodies and generate surplus power too.

The Environment is saved! Yay!

The Italian Mafia: The NEW Captain Planet.

[Sorgan]

They are going to use it to eat people LOL duh!

With this technology, the Mafia can dispose of bodies and generate surplus power too.

The Environment is saved! Yay!

Lol. We should bring them into war and make power out of the dead. Even though that is ungrateful we can put a stick that has a cardboard stapled to it saying "HEZ DIEZ ON DIZ TURFZ!" in crude writing for the fallen.

[Ravea]

We should mount giant versions of these on tanks.

That way, all we have to do to keep it going is hit pedestrians.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

We should mount giant versions of these on tanks.

That way, all we have to do to keep it going is hit pedestrians.

[Domminus]

We should mount giant versions of these on tanks.

That way, all we have to do to keep it going is hit pedestrians.

Carmageddon?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Maybe we can get environmentalists to sacrifice themselves to fight global warming and help control the population.

[Grave_n_idle]

Maybe we can get environmentalists to sacrifice themselves to fight global warming and help control the population.

Environmentalists tend to be the ones who are already fighting global warming and overpopulation.

If we want to make an impact, it would need to be people who oppose combatting climate control - like the oil barons. And people that drive Hummers.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Maybe we can get environmentalists to sacrifice themselves to fight global warming and help control the population.

Environmentalists tend to be the ones who are already fighting global warming and overpopulation.

If we want to make an impact, it would need to be people who oppose combatting climate control - like the oil barons. And people that drive Hummers.

John and Kate.