Should all travel to Switzerland be cause for suspicion?

[Ethel mermania]

I have family in Switzerland.

My uncle lives there.

(Image)

No seriously, I actually have an uncle living there. The above picture depicts Valais sheep, cute swiss sheep

Is that his flock?

[Doge Land]

ok why does this thread exist

Switzerland doesn't exist. It's all a scam perpretrated by a massive conspiracy organized by the big banks across the world, with direct collaboration with media companies, global nonprofit organizations, and governments across the world. Epstein didn't kill himself. In reality, it is a corporate-owned property owned by the banks and enslaves people to organize their money. Anyone that travels to the big bank property is given a brain-altering agent that turns them into a propaganda vessel for the banking corporations. The plus on their fake flag has a secret meaning- the meaning that every second, every minute, every hour, the evil empire's influence grows as more and more people lose all their sovereignty to the banks. Abandon all hope. Hope still remains. You have already lost. There is no hope under the Banking System. Dark times are ahead. The final hour of defeat looms. DEATH. DEATH. DEATH. OH SHIT. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES. GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE. MEN OUTSIDE IN BLACK SUITS WITH TRANQUILIZER GUNS. THIS IS THE ENDGAME FOR HUMANITY. THE BANKS HAVE ALREADY WON. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES-

Uh, anyways, all hail the banks.

bänk

No but seriously, what's the point of this thread? Sounds like OP went "hey!!!!!" and then came and posted their crappy solution to a non-existent problem on NSG. But, why am I complaining? It's NSG, people will be stupid.

[Ifreann]

Uh, what happens to Swiss immigrants who are returning to their homelands to visit relatives?
What about diplomats?
What about emigrants?
What about people going to visit a friend they met online?

If they're not up to something they have nothing to fear from a search of their property. But I don't want everyone who has family or diplomatic business in Switzerland to use that as an excuse to make big bucks smuggling scam profits for stock fraudsters.

Also, visiting a foreign friend you met online? Are people that desperate for friends somehow also that incapable of meeting one from their own country?

Very funny that someone afraid to shitpost from their main account is arguing that only those with criminal intent would fear a close examination of their private life.

[Great Algerstonia]

If they're not up to something they have nothing to fear from a search of their property. But I don't want everyone who has family or diplomatic business in Switzerland to use that as an excuse to make big bucks smuggling scam profits for stock fraudsters.

Also, visiting a foreign friend you met online? Are people that desperate for friends somehow also that incapable of meeting one from their own country?

Very funny that someone afraid to shitpost from their main account is arguing that only those with criminal intent would fear a close examination of their private life.

The NWO

VS

The Shitposters

FIGHT!

[Kubra]

Switzerland doesn't exist. It's all a scam perpretrated by a massive conspiracy organized by the big banks across the world, with direct collaboration with media companies, global nonprofit organizations, and governments across the world. Epstein didn't kill himself. In reality, it is a corporate-owned property owned by the banks and enslaves people to organize their money. Anyone that travels to the big bank property is given a brain-altering agent that turns them into a propaganda vessel for the banking corporations. The plus on their fake flag has a secret meaning- the meaning that every second, every minute, every hour, the evil empire's influence grows as more and more people lose all their sovereignty to the banks. Abandon all hope. Hope still remains. You have already lost. There is no hope under the Banking System. Dark times are ahead. The final hour of defeat looms. DEATH. DEATH. DEATH. OH SHIT. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES. GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE. MEN OUTSIDE IN BLACK SUITS WITH TRANQUILIZER GUNS. THIS IS THE ENDGAME FOR HUMANITY. THE BANKS HAVE ALREADY WON. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES-

Uh, anyways, all hail the banks.

You've fallen for their schemes.
Switzerland doesn't exist, there's a massive conspiracy, it's actually a giant fondue factory run by a cybernetic Leopold II. All it exports is melted cheese and all it imports is bullets.

[Ayytaly]

Time to invade the Cayman Islands.

[Risottia]

Looks like you're not very up-to-date with the status of the Swiss bank secrecy laws and relative international agreements.
Also why the fuck should I be viewed with suspicion?

How do you feel about fondue smuggling?

Fondue smuggling is impractical, and cheese smuggling is pointless as there are basically no tariffs.
The point is smuggling potatoes into Switzerland.

[Samudera Darussalam]

Switzerland doesn't exist. It's all a scam perpretrated by a massive conspiracy organized by the big banks across the world, with direct collaboration with media companies, global nonprofit organizations, and governments across the world. Epstein didn't kill himself. In reality, it is a corporate-owned property owned by the banks and enslaves people to organize their money. Anyone that travels to the big bank property is given a brain-altering agent that turns them into a propaganda vessel for the banking corporations. The plus on their fake flag has a secret meaning- the meaning that every second, every minute, every hour, the evil empire's influence grows as more and more people lose all their sovereignty to the banks. Abandon all hope. Hope still remains. You have already lost. There is no hope under the Banking System. Dark times are ahead. The final hour of defeat looms. DEATH. DEATH. DEATH. OH SHIT. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES. GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE. MEN OUTSIDE IN BLACK SUITS WITH TRANQUILIZER GUNS. THIS IS THE ENDGAME FOR HUMANITY. THE BANKS HAVE ALREADY WON. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES-

Uh, anyways, all hail the banks.

You've fallen for their schemes.
Switzerland doesn't exist, there's a massive conspiracy, it's actually a giant fondue factory run by a cybernetic Leopold II. All it exports is melted cheese and all it imports is bullets.

Liechtenstein sus. They are the mastermind who created the whole thing so none would suspect what their little country is doing.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Time to invade the Cayman Islands.

Not unless there's oil there.

[Deblar]

the Swiss be sus

[Ethel mermania]

How do you feel about fondue smuggling?

Fondue smuggling is impractical, and cheese smuggling is pointless as there are basically no tariffs.
The point is smuggling potatoes into Switzerland.

So you do know about potato smuggling then. Hmmmm verrry interesting

[Infected Mushroom]

Can bad guys hide their money in Switzerland? Is this a big problem?

[Salus Maior]

I think all people who post threads on NSG should be held in suspicion.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Fully body cavity searches, but just for the extremely wealthy.

[SD_Film Artists]

Yes. That level of neutrality is too dangerous to go unquestioned.

and tell people wanting to see mountains to go to Alaska, and people just wanting chocolate to go to Belgium?

*sad French Alps noises*

Russian chocolate is really nice though, so you could go there rather than Belgium.

[New Jacobland]

Me taking a nice holiday to Switzerland:

The Police: Let's put this guy on a financial crime watchlist, get a full background check, aaand maybe take him into custody for a little while just to be sure...

[Socialist States of Ludistan]

Omg! You’re totally right, you know, why even travel to Alaska to see mountains? We can just Google for them, and why go to Belgium for chocolate? When we can just go down to the supermarket and buy some cheap chocolate? Because of the culture, the experience, and a hundred other things.

[Adamede]

Y’know I’m kinda sad now that COVID didn’t cause the collapse of modern civilization. I’m mentally at a point where I’d rather fight someone to the death over a dusty can of dog food than deal with this shit.

[Risottia]

Fondue smuggling is impractical, and cheese smuggling is pointless as there are basically no tariffs.
The point is smuggling potatoes into Switzerland.

So you do know about potato smuggling then. Hmmmm verrry interesting

Buy 10 kg of potatoes in Lavena (VA, Italy). Row 10 m to Caslano (TI, CH). Sell potatoes. Evade tens of ChF in tariffs. Repeat.

[New Jacobland]

Fondue smuggling is impractical, and cheese smuggling is pointless as there are basically no tariffs.
The point is smuggling potatoes into Switzerland.

So you do know about potato smuggling then. Hmmmm verrry interesting

In my state apparently it has been illegal since 1948 to own more than 50kg of potatoes. Something to do with rationing or market manipulation IDK.

[The Reformed American Republic]

Y’know I’m kinda sad now that COVID didn’t cause the collapse of modern civilization. I’m mentally at a point where I’d rather fight someone to the death over a dusty can of dog food than deal with this shit.

All over a bad take on NSG. Wow.

[Ethel mermania]

So you do know about potato smuggling then. Hmmmm verrry interesting

Buy 10 kg of potatoes in Lavena (VA, Italy). Row 10 m to Caslano (TI, CH). Sell potatoes. Evade tens of ChF in tariffs. Repeat.

Tens of tariffs. I shall be working class

[Risottia]

So you do know about potato smuggling then. Hmmmm verrry interesting

In my state apparently it has been illegal since 1948 to own more than 50kg of potatoes. Something to do with rationing or market manipulation IDK.

In Switzerland the imports of foodstuffs that can be used to make alcohol are subjected to heavy tariffs. That's why potatoes.

[Kubra]

In my state apparently it has been illegal since 1948 to own more than 50kg of potatoes. Something to do with rationing or market manipulation IDK.

In Switzerland the imports of foodstuffs that can be used to make alcohol are subjected to heavy tariffs. That's why potatoes.

Now I know what it means to live in a free country
brb, going down to the store and getting a bucket of just-add-water wine.

[Vivolkha]

Switzerland isn't even the most sus place you could visit by any means.