TET: Always ...

[Hurdergaryp]

Its catching, like a fungus, one that creeps into the shallow depths of our souls.

It has taken you over too I see.

There's no hope.

Oh, feel free to embrace the principle of hope and believe in it with childlike enthusiasm. There is entertainment to be had that way.

[Ethel mermania]

It has taken you over too I see.

There's no hope.

Oh, feel free to embrace the principle of hope and believe in it with childlike enthusiasm. There is entertainment to be had that way.

All things going to plan.

[Ameriganastan]

I'm thinking about getting trained to be one of them process servers. Make good money by ruining people's day? That's a job for me.

[Samudera Darussalam]

Once in German class, my friends and I found some....words of certain taste in dictionary. They were yelling them out.

Me, meanwhile, wished to be able to go invisible because the teacher was still in class

What did the teacher do?

Tbh I was trying hard not to look at the teacher at the time so I'm not sure what her expression was, but I don't think she said anything

I'm thinking about getting trained to be one of them process servers. Make good money by ruining people's day? That's a job for me.

Ameri bad

[Deblar]

Grover the muppet lied?

Of course. He's part of the free market conspiracy. He's governed by an invisible hand.

The plot thickens...

[Nevertopia]

Of course. He's part of the free market conspiracy. He's governed by an invisible hand.

The plot thickens...

If the GME stock market phenomena has taught me anything its thats theres no invisible hand or free market, its a bunch of rich global elites who deal in misinformation to tank businesses in their favour.

[Deblar]

The plot thickens...

If the GME stock market phenomena has taught me anything its thats theres no invisible hand or free market, its a bunch of rich global elites who deal in misinformation to tank businesses in their favour.

Ah yes, then /r/WallStreetBets pulled a fat Uno reverse card on them, funniest stuff I’ve ever seen.

[Nevertopia]

If the GME stock market phenomena has taught me anything its thats theres no invisible hand or free market, its a bunch of rich global elites who deal in misinformation to tank businesses in their favour.

Ah yes, then /r/WallStreetBets pulled a fat Uno reverse card on them, funniest stuff I’ve ever seen.

Yup. The house tried to bluff the table and they got called on it. Now everybody else in the casino is starting to realize what their dealer looks like when they're trying to bluff and its exposing all the dirty and illegal tricks Hedgefunds and other market makers do to get you to fold.

[Ethel mermania]

The plot thickens...

If the GME stock market phenomena has taught me anything its thats theres no invisible hand or free market, its a bunch of rich global elites who deal in misinformation to tank businesses in their favour.

Gme is still over 200, the apes are winning

[Ethel mermania]

I'm thinking about getting trained to be one of them process servers. Make good money by ruining people's day? That's a job for me.

They serve mostly companies, you want to kick people while they are down become a repo man

[Heloin]

I'm thinking about getting trained to be one of them process servers. Make good money by ruining people's day? That's a job for me.

They serve mostly companies, you want to kick people while they are down become a repo man

What if he doesn't want to be in a bad musical?

[Ethel mermania]

They serve mostly companies, you want to kick people while they are down become a repo man

What if he doesn't want to be in a bad musical?

Thats not a rabbit.

[Heloin]

What if he doesn't want to be in a bad musical?

Thats not a rabbit.

[Ethel mermania]

Thats not a rabbit.

Tbh, I dont see you as the bellhoppy type.

[Heloin]

(Image)

Tbh, I dont see you as the bellhoppy type.

I'm good a carrying things and pretending to care.

[Ethel mermania]

Tbh, I dont see you as the bellhoppy type.

I'm good a carrying things and pretending to care.

Not for long

[Heloin]

I'm good a carrying things and pretending to care.

Not for long

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

[Deblar]

Not for long

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

[Ethel mermania]

Not for long

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

First baseman for the Mets

[Heloin]

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

First baseman for the Mets

I didn't know what a Mets was when I was 7. I was under the impression only Americans and Russians could go to space so that was out of the picture.

[Ethel mermania]

First baseman for the Mets

I didn't know what a Mets was when I was 7. I was under the impression only Americans and Russians could go to space so that was out of the picture.

Probably true at the time.

[Atheris]

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

First baseman for the Mets

Mets? Cringe! *pulls out air guitar*

[Xmara]

Not for long

You planning to break my kneecaps?

Not a word of a lie, as a kid I actually did want to become a bellhop for a longer period of time then I should have. It seemed like fun, I thought the uniform looked cool, and it looked like a job that'd mean you would be interacting with all the famous people in the big cities like Jozi. What could seem cooler to a 7 year old?

I think when I was 7 I wanted to be an astronaut or an astronomer. Or a veterinarian. Or maybe an artist. Possibly a superhero, spy, or detective. I changed future careers like once a week in elementary school.

[The Free Joy State]

Thanks for all the get well messages!

This is the internet, its cancer, Its always cancer on the internet.

Incidentally, leukemia popped up as one of the search results when I made the mistake of googling my symptoms. Which just made the stomach pain that much worse because I started getting anxious even though I’m 99% certain it’s not leukemia.

I'd make a similar joke, but I'm waiting for surgery and nervous about tempting fate.

Oof what kind of surgery?

Oddly enough, considering the conversation after I left the building... gallbladder (though, what with the pandemic, I've been left 15 months now and, given that some complications have popped up -- hence not wanting to make a joke about the uber-complication -- there's a chance my surgery may be open).

Though, if it turns out to be that for you Xmara, and it's caught early and treated early, there's no reason why it shouldn't be perfectly routine.

This is more meant as reassurance than an attempt to play diagnostics, but I also recall having had stomach pain which can be referred as you describe, for which the course of treatment was medication.

Disclaimer: People on the internet are not a suitable substitute for medical advice. Always consult a competent doctor for any concerns regarding your health, diagnosis or treatment.

[Loeje]

What did the teacher do?

Tbh I was trying hard not to look at the teacher at the time so I'm not sure what her expression was, but I don't think she said anything

She probably didn't want to say anything.

I never did anything like that. I did teach someone to say Arschloch, though.