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Xmara
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Postby Xmara » Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:28 pm

My analytical chemistry class is now in its unit on drug testing. Fun fact: forensic laboratories keep drug samples to use to test and make sure equipment is operating as it should. Which means we now get to say things like "where do we keep the cocaine" and "I think we're almost out of heroin" and it not be suspicious.
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Postby Valentine Z » Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:06 pm

Celebrating Imgur's Next Chapter https://imgur.com/gallery/We6yCM2

So... You know, uh oh. I really am trying my best to be optimistic, but that company that Imgur acquires... I don't know, this is going to be quite a something.
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Xmara
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Postby Xmara » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:08 pm

Valentine Z wrote:Celebrating Imgur's Next Chapter https://imgur.com/gallery/We6yCM2

So... You know, uh oh. I really am trying my best to be optimistic, but that company that Imgur acquires... I don't know, this is going to be quite a something.

Oh no

I really hope things won’t change too much. I use Imgur to upload images I use here.
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Jolthig
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Founded: Aug 31, 2010
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Postby Jolthig » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:18 pm

What an interesting night NSG is. But I'd rather not bring that drama here.

I'll cheer everyone up especially you Hel with a dad joke:

1. How many lives does a German cat have? Nein!

2. Now a Spanish one: what prescription did I, Dr. jolthig prescribe? A dos. Thats two prescriptions of dad jokes! (Sorry Kowani haha)
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Samudera Darussalam
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:21 pm

Jolthig wrote:What an interesting night NSG is. But I'd rather not bring that drama here.

Morning there, however....

I'll cheer everyone up especially you Hel with a dad joke:

1. How many lives does a German cat have? Nein!

2. Now a Spanish one: what prescription did I, Dr. jolthig prescribe? A dos. Thats two prescriptions of dad jokes! (Sorry Kowani haha)


Oh my God Jolt you are such a (cat) dad lmao

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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:22 pm

Jolthig wrote:What an interesting night NSG is. But I'd rather not bring that drama here.

I'll cheer everyone up especially you Hel with a dad joke:

1. How many lives does a German cat have? Nein!

2. Now a Spanish one: what prescription did I, Dr. jolthig prescribe? A dos. Thats two prescriptions of dad jokes! (Sorry Kowani haha)

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Jolthig
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Postby Jolthig » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:23 pm

Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Jolthig wrote:What an interesting night NSG is. But I'd rather not bring that drama here.

Morning there, however....

I'll cheer everyone up especially you Hel with a dad joke:

1. How many lives does a German cat have? Nein!

2. Now a Spanish one: what prescription did I, Dr. jolthig prescribe? A dos. Thats two prescriptions of dad jokes! (Sorry Kowani haha)


Oh my God Jolt you are such a (cat) dad lmao

Yes. My cat loves me too.

She's currently laying on my lap, cuddling.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Samudera Darussalam
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:42 pm

I think we all need a good hug, don't we? Maybe I'm not the best at those (given I'm not large physically lol), but I'm willing to offer everyone there one :hug:
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Jolthig
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Postby Jolthig » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:00 pm

Samudera Darussalam wrote:I think we all need a good hug, don't we? Maybe I'm not the best at those (given I'm not large physically lol), but I'm willing to offer everyone there one :hug:

:hug: for the sake of our brotherhood dear brother.

Now let me make a line over another line. What is this?

A tres. My third in a line of dad jokes...
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Samudera Darussalam
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Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:03 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I think we all need a good hug, don't we? Maybe I'm not the best at those (given I'm not large physically lol), but I'm willing to offer everyone there one :hug:

:hug: for the sake of our brotherhood dear brother.

Now let me make a line over another line. What is this?

A tres. My third in a line of dad jokes...

One day I'm going to summon Kowani there so he can suffer with me :p

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Jolthig
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Postby Jolthig » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:08 pm

Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Jolthig wrote: :hug: for the sake of our brotherhood dear brother.

Now let me make a line over another line. What is this?

A tres. My third in a line of dad jokes...

One day I'm going to summon Kowani there so he can suffer with me :p

Kowani loves my dad jokes. I don't know what you're talking about.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Kowani
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kowani » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:13 am

Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Jolthig wrote: :hug: for the sake of our brotherhood dear brother.

Now let me make a line over another line. What is this?

A tres. My third in a line of dad jokes...

One day I'm going to summon Kowani there so he can suffer with me :p

what did i do?
Abolitionism in the North has leagued itself with Radical Democracy, and so the Slave Power was forced to ally itself with the Money Power; that is the great fact of the age.




The triumph of the Democracy is essential to the struggle of popular liberty


Currently Rehabilitating: Martin Van Buren, Benjamin Harrison, and Woodrow Wilson
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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:17 am

Kowani wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:One day I'm going to summon Kowani there so he can suffer with me :p

what did i do?

I still remember the new years party.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:20 am

Heloin wrote:
Kowani wrote:what did i do?

I still remember the new years party.

and yet thanks to those NDA's, no one will ever tell
Abolitionism in the North has leagued itself with Radical Democracy, and so the Slave Power was forced to ally itself with the Money Power; that is the great fact of the age.




The triumph of the Democracy is essential to the struggle of popular liberty


Currently Rehabilitating: Martin Van Buren, Benjamin Harrison, and Woodrow Wilson
Currently Vilifying: George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Jimmy Carter

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Jolthig
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Postby Jolthig » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:22 am

Kowani wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:One day I'm going to summon Kowani there so he can suffer with me :p

what did i do?

You Juan my will to give you dad jokes. That's what you did.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:24 am

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote:what did i do?

You Juan my will to give you dad jokes. That's what you did.

im so fucking glad my discord isn't working right now
Abolitionism in the North has leagued itself with Radical Democracy, and so the Slave Power was forced to ally itself with the Money Power; that is the great fact of the age.




The triumph of the Democracy is essential to the struggle of popular liberty


Currently Rehabilitating: Martin Van Buren, Benjamin Harrison, and Woodrow Wilson
Currently Vilifying: George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Jimmy Carter

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Samudera Darussalam
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:25 am

Lmao I see that you have arrived there Kowani :p

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Jolthig
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Postby Jolthig » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:27 am

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:You Juan my will to give you dad jokes. That's what you did.

im so fucking glad my discord isn't working right now

I'm glad you love dad jokes too like a true son.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Jolthig
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Founded: Aug 31, 2010
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Postby Jolthig » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:31 am

Samudera Darussalam wrote:Lmao I see that you have arrived there Kowani :p

Me too.

I have given you both a dos of a prescription of dad jokes by Dr. Jolthig.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:35 am

Samudera Darussalam wrote:Lmao I see that you have arrived there Kowani :p

to my chagrin

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote:im so fucking glad my discord isn't working right now

I'm glad you love dad jokes too like a true son.

no
Abolitionism in the North has leagued itself with Radical Democracy, and so the Slave Power was forced to ally itself with the Money Power; that is the great fact of the age.




The triumph of the Democracy is essential to the struggle of popular liberty


Currently Rehabilitating: Martin Van Buren, Benjamin Harrison, and Woodrow Wilson
Currently Vilifying: George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Jimmy Carter

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Jolthig
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Jolthig » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:39 am

Kowani wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Lmao I see that you have arrived there Kowani :p

to my chagrin

Jolthig wrote:I'm glad you love dad jokes too like a true son.

no

That's great to hear!

I got a whole load of TET in my dad joke bag.

If anyone saw then, they would go crazy since it would Ukraine dad jokes all over the place.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Jetan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jetan » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:20 am

Kowani wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Lmao I see that you have arrived there Kowani :p

to my chagrin

Jolthig wrote:I'm glad you love dad jokes too like a true son.

no

Are you winning at least?
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Allinburg
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Allinburg » Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:15 am

i was going to make a joke about prisons, but then we would all end up getting endetained
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Jetan
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Postby Jetan » Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:34 am

Allinburg wrote:i was going to make a joke about prisons, but then we would all end up getting endetained

That only works if you have a captive audience.
Second Finn, after Imm
........Геть Росію.........
Україна вільна і єдина
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Beholder's Lair - a hobby blog
31 years old, patriotic Finnish guy interested in history. Hobbies include miniatures, all kinds of games, books, anime and manga.
Always open to TGs. Pro/Against

Ceterum autem censeo Putinem esse delendum

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Heloin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Heloin » Tue Sep 28, 2021 4:18 am

Jetan wrote:
Allinburg wrote:i was going to make a joke about prisons, but then we would all end up getting endetained

That only works if you have a captive audience.

Or a microscope.

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