UK Politics Thread IX: Try turning the UK off and on again.

[Ifreann]

Think you have the wrong link there. Though a Walkers crisp shortage sounds very serious as well.

Omicrom is the latest limited edition crisp flavour, with all seasoning removed to show respect to the struggle of all of those with long covid who haven't got their taste back.

A bag of uncooked slices of potato.

[The Nihilistic view]

Think you have the wrong link there. Though a Walkers crisp shortage sounds very serious as well.

Omicrom is the latest limited edition crisp flavour, with all seasoning removed to show respect to the struggle of all of those with long covid who haven't got their taste back.

Unsalted crisps predate covid unfortunately.

[Fartsniffage]

Omicrom is the latest limited edition crisp flavour, with all seasoning removed to show respect to the struggle of all of those with long covid who haven't got their taste back.

Unsalted crisps predate covid unfortunately.

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

[The Blaatschapen]

Unsalted crisps predate covid unfortunately.

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

I thought that was Viagra in powder form.

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

But actually I would be happy if there was an end to the role model/representation shit that goes on.

Not there's evidence that young boys look up to the listed people are role models anyway - young people are more likely to recognise and treat as role models influencers or sportspeople than they are actors or particular characters.

[The Nihilistic view]

Unsalted crisps predate covid unfortunately.

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

You think I salted my own crisps as a child?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Unsalted crisps predate covid unfortunately.

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

I turned out wrong because the liberals put a little pink packet in mine.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Every Man a Tayto Packet!

[Fartsniffage]

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

You think I salted my own crisps as a child?

If you didn't then you missed out. Smiths crisps with the salt bag were amazing.

[Ifreann]

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

I turned out wrong because the liberals put a little pink packet in mine.

Oh no, this isn't salt, this is sugar, spice, and everything nice anime!

[The Free Joy State]

Did no one ever tell you that the little blue packet has salt in it?

You think I salted my own crisps as a child?

Oh, I used to love those crisps with the little salt packet. I used to sometimes add a dash of pepper for extra flavour.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Every Man a Tayto Packet!

I'll have you know that their cheese & onion contains in the ingredients no more than the industry-standard 15% human feet.

[The New California Republic]

You think I salted my own crisps as a child?

If you didn't then you missed out. Smiths crisps with the salt bag were amazing.

Occasionally you got two salt sachets in the bag!

Of course there were also times when there were no salt sachets in them too...

[HISPIDA]

y'all's chips got salt bags?

[The New California Republic]

y'all's chips got salt bags?

[Celritannia]

At least there were amazing benefits by being apart if the EU.

Cheap nannies was a great benefit, did you know their pay is up nearly 20% since brexit. How outrageous.

More like a lot of local libraries people relied on won't get the EU funding

[Hurdergaryp]

Cheap nannies was a great benefit, did you know their pay is up nearly 20% since brexit. How outrageous.

More like a lot of local libraries people relied on won't get the EU funding

Who needs libraries when you have Rupert Murdoch-owned media?

[Celritannia]

More like a lot of local libraries people relied on won't get the EU funding

Who needs libraries when you have Rupert Murdoch-owned media?

I mean, isn't that just the Metro?

[Hurdergaryp]

Every Man a Tayto Packet!

I'll have you know that their cheese & onion contains in the ingredients no more than the industry-standard 15% human feet.

It used to be 0% human feet (or any other ingredients derived from human corpses, for that matter), but that was because of the tyrannical quality standards enforced upon the British food industry by that merciless moloch known as the European Union. Now enjoy the newfound taste of the British Empire reborn!

[Fartsniffage]

I'll have you know that their cheese & onion contains in the ingredients no more than the industry-standard 15% human feet.

It used to be 0% human feet (or any other ingredients derived from human corpses, for that matter), but that was because of the tyrannical quality standards enforced upon the British food industry by that merciless moloch known as the European Union. Now enjoy the newfound taste of the British Empire reborn!

Pretty sure foot cheese is some kind of fetish.

[Vassenor]

It used to be 0% human feet (or any other ingredients derived from human corpses, for that matter), but that was because of the tyrannical quality standards enforced upon the British food industry by that merciless moloch known as the European Union. Now enjoy the newfound taste of the British Empire reborn!

Pretty sure foot cheese is some kind of fetish.

…good night everybody.

[Hurdergaryp]

It used to be 0% human feet (or any other ingredients derived from human corpses, for that matter), but that was because of the tyrannical quality standards enforced upon the British food industry by that merciless moloch known as the European Union. Now enjoy the newfound taste of the British Empire reborn!

Pretty sure foot cheese is some kind of fetish.

Given how Victorian pornography was absolutely depraved, consider snack-based cannibalism to be just another aspect of True Britishness.

[HISPIDA]

Pretty sure foot cheese is some kind of fetish.

Given how Victorian pornography was absolutely depraved, consider snack-based cannibalism to be just another aspect of True Britishness.

...you shouldn't have said that. now my morbid curiosity is gonna get the better of me.

[Hurdergaryp]

Given how Victorian pornography was absolutely depraved, consider snack-based cannibalism to be just another aspect of True Britishness.

...you shouldn't have said that. now my morbid curiosity is gonna get the better of me.

Let's just say that this whole idea of the Victorian era being void of carnal lust is a rather idiotic untruth. The number of prostitutes in Great Britain was absolutely staggering, for example.

[Vassenor]

Speakers critical of Boris Johnson banned from Whitehall.

Apparently this government is going full on echo chamber then, banning anyone who's said anything critical of our Dear Leader from speaking at civil service events.