The North Korea appreciation thread

[Pan-Asiatic States]

To be fair, the only fat people in North Korea are members of the Kim dynasty, and any criticism of them tends to earn you a free bullet to the brain or enslavement in a gulag (well, more like, worse slavery than they already live under).

bro stop fat shaming it's very rude

[The Reformed American Republic]

Fascism is cringe bro

actually north korea is communist

They removed all references to communism from official documents. It's a totalitarian monarchy.

[Sengoku Americas]

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4. Red and yellow are my favorite colors.

Colors that make you feel hungry.

Blaming "socialism" (which North Korea isn't) for starvation, meanwhile one of four US households is also affected by food insecurity.
https://www.npr.org/2020/09/27/91248692 ... 7941956215

[Pan-Asiatic States]

actually north korea is communist

They removed all references to communism from official documents. It's a totalitarian monarchy.

why does north korean juche flag have hammer n sickle

[Sengoku Americas]

They removed all references to communism from official documents. It's a totalitarian monarchy.

why does north korean juche flag have hammer n sickle

Hammer and sickle are communist, but the calligraphy brush isn't. Therefore North Korea is half communist and half capitalist, just like the United States.

[Grenartia]

Its pretty sad and hilarious that one of the heirs of the North Korean monarchy got disinherited because he got caught publicly visiting Japanese Disneyland.

why is it sad

Sad in a pathetic way. Not sad in a heartbreaking way.

Fascism is cringe bro

actually north korea is communist

1. Its a state with money and social classes. By definition, that isn't communist.
2. They renounced socialism in one of KJU's constitutional changes a few years ago.
3. It, like every other state created by the Soviet Union, bears uncanny resemblances to other fascist states. Fascism is totalitarianism.

[Drew Durrnil]

What if you lived in North Korea?

[Grenartia]

They removed all references to communism from official documents. It's a totalitarian monarchy.

why does north korean juche flag have hammer n sickle

The same reason they call themselves the "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea. Also, the same reason the Nazis called themselves National "Socialists".

[Sengoku Americas]

3. It, like every other state created by the Soviet Union, bears uncanny resemblances to other fascist states. Fascism is totalitarianism.

Actually North Korea is a democracy. Article 6 of the DPRK Constitution (1998 edition) reads "The organs of State power at all levels, from the county People’s Assembly to the SPA, are elected on the principle of universal, equal and direct suffrage by secret ballot."

[Pan-Asiatic States]

why is it sad

Sad in a pathetic way. Not sad in a heartbreaking way.

actually north korea is communist

1. Its a state with money and social classes. By definition, that isn't communist.
2. They renounced socialism in one of KJU's constitutional changes a few years ago.
3. It, like every other state created by the Soviet Union, bears uncanny resemblances to other fascist states. Fascism is totalitarianism.

ok so if north korea is capitalist doesn't that mean capitalism makes people hungry

[Pan-Asiatic States]

wtf capitalism is causing hunger in north korea....

[Kowani]

Kim Jong Un admits North Korea facing "worst-ever situation"

kowani this a joke thread ffs

that's the joke

[Sengoku Americas]

god why do people hate patriotism so much ffs

They simply have not yet felt the loving light of the Eternal President's love, which makes every flower in our motherland bloom and all children's bosoms fill with pride.

[The Two Jerseys]

To be fair, the only fat people in North Korea are members of the Kim dynasty, and any criticism of them tends to earn you a free bullet to the brain or enslavement in a gulag (well, more like, worse slavery than they already live under).

bro stop fat shaming it's very rude

Do they really expect us to fear an army that can't even coordinate its socks with the rest of their uniform?

[Sengoku Americas]

wtf capitalism is causing hunger in north korea....

Do not speak of such falsehoods. The Worker's Party of Korea strictly and firmly upholds the banner of socialism as it righteously guides the Korean people, chosen by the sun, to continue on our great path towards a paradise of Juche.

[The Reformed American Republic]

3. It, like every other state created by the Soviet Union, bears uncanny resemblances to other fascist states. Fascism is totalitarianism.

Actually North Korea is a democracy. Article 6 of the DPRK Constitution (1998 edition) reads "The organs of State power at all levels, from the county People’s Assembly to the SPA, are elected on the principle of universal, equal and direct suffrage by secret ballot."

I hope you're being sarcastic.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

bro stop fat shaming it's very rude

Do they really expect us to fear an army that can't even coordinate its socks with the rest of their uniform?

maybe if you stopped fat shaming north koreans they wouldn't be so depressed that they put their socks on wrong

[Pan-Asiatic States]

wtf capitalism is causing hunger in north korea....

Do not speak of such falsehoods. The Worker's Party of Korea strictly and firmly upholds the banner of socialism as it righteously guides the Korean people, chosen by the sun, to continue on our great path towards a paradise of Juche.

Correct. We need to end hunger in America, by bringing peace, freedom, and democracy to the people of America.

Although be fair, the only fat people in United States are members of the Trump dynasty, and any criticism of them tends to earn you a free bullet to the brain or enslavement in a prison (well, more like, worse slavery than they already live under).

[Drew Durrnil]

Actually North Korea is a democracy. Article 6 of the DPRK Constitution (1998 edition) reads "The organs of State power at all levels, from the county People’s Assembly to the SPA, are elected on the principle of universal, equal and direct suffrage by secret ballot."

I hope you're being sarcastic.

he/she isn't being sarcastic

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

I appreciate that North Korea unites the world in agreement about how awful of a place it is. That, and that it somehow also has leadership that is sad and pathetic in ways that you only see in sitcom buttmonkeys.

I mean, the memes alone are enough to acknowledge that NoKo definitely has an impact on the world.

[Drew Durrnil]

fun fact: North Korea has more political parties in the legislature than the us, therefore it is more democratic

[Sengoku Americas]

Kim Jong Un is in close communication with the based department.


The immortal science of Marxism-Leninism.

I love u

[Thermodolia]

we all love North Korean democracy

How many antiaircraft guns were pointed at you as you typed that?

All of them

[Psycho Peoples]

fun fact: North Korea has more political parties in the legislature than the us, therefore it is more democratic

And a sexy leader!

[Thermodolia]

Fascism is cringe bro

actually north korea is communist

They actually aren’t. And haven’t been for awhile. That’s according to their own official party line