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Thermodolia wrote:

Galloism wrote:How do we even fix that? Serious question. That thing is so big and so heavy how do we unstick it?

Well I have some C4 and some TNT, also got some SEMTEX too

The Blaatschapen wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:Well I have some C4 and some TNT, also got some SEMTEX too

That wouldn't help.

I mean, I guess it would stop the ship from blocking the canal.

But the rubble of the remains would then be blocking the canal. And now you definitely have to call in the salvaging and dredging experts.

I thank you for your continued support of the Benelux economies.

Thermodolia wrote:

The Blaatschapen wrote:
That wouldn't help.

I mean, I guess it would stop the ship from blocking the canal.

But the rubble of the remains would then be blocking the canal. And now you definitely have to call in the salvaging and dredging experts.

I thank you for your continued support of the Benelux economies.

What about a B83 then?

The Blaatschapen wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:What about a B83 then?

Do you have one?

Thermodolia wrote:

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Do you have one?

Maybe...

The New California Republic wrote:Use a coat hanger to clear the blockage.

Oh, wait, that's toilets.

The Troas Sector wrote:This is one of the few objectively good NSG threads where people aren't trying to murder one another.

Someone could actually forget they were on NSG if they browsed this thread.. what the actual fuck?

The Troas Sector wrote:This is one of the few objectively good NSG threads where people aren't trying to murder one another.

Someone could actually forget they were on NSG if they browsed this thread.. what the actual fuck?

Dumb Ideologies wrote:It's bad game design, but it'll be gone once you do the pyramids side-quest.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

The Troas Sector wrote:This is one of the few objectively good NSG threads where people aren't trying to murder one another.

Someone could actually forget they were on NSG if they browsed this thread.. what the actual fuck?

How we all thought it would go:

"NSG, Blow up the damn ship!"
"No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Smashes cabinet*

The Troas Sector wrote:

The Huskar Social Union wrote:How we all thought it would go:

"NSG, Blow up the damn ship!"
"No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Smashes cabinet*

"You see this is all part of a Chinese plot to destroy Hong Kong.."
"NO it's part of an American plot to destroy China!!"
"You're both idiots it is clearly the Freemasons attempting to collapse global civilization!"

Immoren wrote:I guess one positive thing about this incident is that my workplace anxieties are immediately put into correct perspective.

Immoren wrote:I guess one positive thing about this incident is that my workplace anxieties are immediately put into correct perspective.

Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory trying to find meaning behind the blocking of the Suez Canal by a cargo ship claim that the vessel is being used by Hillary Clinton for child sex trafficking.

Some supporters of the radical movement are suggesting the 400-meter-long Ever Given currently stuck in Egypt is being used to abuse children on behalf of the cabal of pedophiles that they believe runs the U.S.

Others claim the children held captive on the ship will be revealed to the world live on camera, justifying their beliefs.In order to jump to this wild conclusion, QAnon supporters point to the vessel's operator, a Taiwan-based shipping company called Evergreen Marine Corporation. Clinton was given the Secret Service codename "Evergreen" when her husband Bill Clinton was president.

The ship's call sign is H3RC—the same three letters as the initials of the 2016 presidential candidate.

On the Telegram encrypted messaging app, a QAnon account with more than 106,000 subscribers wrote: "Suez Canal blocked by huge container ship named Evergreen. Evergreen shipping is most likely a cover for human and sex trafficking. "HRC = Hillary Rodham Clinton. Evergreen = Hillary's Secret Service name. Evergreen Call Sign: H3RC."

Another influential QAnon advocate with more than 53,000 subscribers on the "free speech" social network Gab wrote: "Evergreen is HRC's Secret Service name. It has also been speculated that Evergreen shipping is a front for human trafficking.
"Theory: ship gets stuck, International aid offered, containers opened on live TV."