Ship Stuck In Suez [My Final Update: Not Anymore]

[Kannap]

They built a 300 Hebrew cubit long replica in Kentucky. I say we get that bad boy in the water.

How are we going to rig that thing?

I just wanna see it fall apart in the water, let me have this.

[Thermodolia]

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

But it worked in city skylines!

[Fartsniffage]

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

But it worked in city skylines!

Do you know the quickest way to remove millions of tonnes of dirt?

[Heloin]

The longest ship ever built was 458 metres long. The rough answer given to how long Noah's Ark would be would be about 150 metres I think.

That's about the size historians estimate it was based on the dimensions specified in the Bible.

Problem is that the longest documented wooden ships were shorter than that and still had structural problems.

The longest confirmed wooden ships were not much shorter and also possibly longer then the mythical ship. We could probably build even longer ships out of wood but there'd be no point to such a task when making one out of metal is an option.

[Thermodolia]

But it worked in city skylines!

Do you know the quickest way to remove millions of tonnes of dirt?

Nuclear bombs. It’s not like we need the people of Egypt, or Israel, or the rest of the Middle East or Europe

[Heloin]

They built a 300 Hebrew cubit long replica in Kentucky. I say we get that bad boy in the water.

How are we going to rig that thing?

Outboard engine clearly.

Mt. Sisi. We put it a little to the left of the river. We make Egypt's first ski slope.

I should probably point out, the 71 billion cubic metres of earth being removed is only taking into account the super thicc canal, not the removal of the whole of Sinai.

Also any use of the Vickey map is always a positive in my book.

[Fartsniffage]

Do you know the quickest way to remove millions of tonnes of dirt?

Nuclear bombs. It’s not like we need the people of Egypt, or Israel, or the rest of the Middle East or Europe

Precisely. Let's do this.

[Kannap]

How are we going to rig that thing?

Outboard engine clearly.

I should probably point out, the 71 billion cubic metres of earth being removed is only taking into account the super thicc canal, not the removal of the whole of Sinai.

Also any use of the Vickey map is always a positive in my book.

I wasn't paying too much attention to the conversation. I just heard Ethel say Sinai Sea and replaced the Sinai with a sea.

[Kannap]

That's about the size historians estimate it was based on the dimensions specified in the Bible.

Problem is that the longest documented wooden ships were shorter than that and still had structural problems.

The longest confirmed wooden ships were not much shorter and also possibly longer then the mythical ship. We could probably build even longer ships out of wood but there'd be no point to such a task when making one out of metal is an option.

Google search suggests the longest wooden ship was the Wyoming at 140 meters and everything suggests it was a miracle the thing stayed afloat until it didn't.

[Kowani]

The Evergarden has gained a sister: a boat in florida has fallen onto the highway and is blocking traffic


Also, Russia's taking advantage of this to push their northern "alternative"

[Heloin]

The longest confirmed wooden ships were not much shorter and also possibly longer then the mythical ship. We could probably build even longer ships out of wood but there'd be no point to such a task when making one out of metal is an option.

Google search suggests the longest wooden ship was the Wyoming at 140 meters and everything suggests it was a miracle the thing stayed afloat until it didn't.

I suggest that one could technically build a larger wooden boat and that's silly. Ethel suggests destroying the Sinai Peninsula with wizard magic and that's treated like it's a sensible option.

[Heloin]

The Evergarden has gained a sister: a boat in florida has fallen onto the highway and is blocking traffic

"Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries." I have the VPN set to America right now, stupid Orlando Sentinel.

[Kannap]

Google search suggests the longest wooden ship was the Wyoming at 140 meters and everything suggests it was a miracle the thing stayed afloat until it didn't.

I suggest that one could technically build a larger wooden boat and that's silly. Ethel suggests destroying the Sinai Peninsula with wizard magic and that's treated like it's a sensible option.

so it goes

[The New California Republic]

The Evergarden has gained a sister: a boat in florida has fallen onto the highway and is blocking traffic

"Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries." I have the VPN set to America right now, stupid Orlando Sentinel.

It sees through your lies.

[Kowani]

I suggest that one could technically build a larger wooden boat and that's silly. Ethel suggests destroying the Sinai Peninsula with wizard magic and that's treated like it's a sensible option.

so it goes

this is how NSG works

[Heloin]

"Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries." I have the VPN set to America right now, stupid Orlando Sentinel.

It sees through your lies.

But I live in Florida. I go past Orlando at least twice a month

[Ethel mermania]

Google search suggests the longest wooden ship was the Wyoming at 140 meters and everything suggests it was a miracle the thing stayed afloat until it didn't.

I suggest that one could technically build a larger wooden boat and that's silly. Ethel suggests destroying the Sinai Peninsula with wizard magic and that's treated like it's a sensible option.

Wizard magic my eye.



See they all ready started

[The New California Republic]

It sees through your lies.

But I live in Florida. I go past Orlando at least twice a month

Exactly. It sees through the first layer of your lies, but it can't see past the lie that is somehow inexplicably making it think you are in Europe.

[The Two Jerseys]

How are we going to rig that thing?

Outboard engine clearly.

Might as well go full redneck and give it a glitter finish.

[The Blaatschapen]

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

There used to be an idea to build a dutch mountain.

Let's combine the ideas.

[Miku the Based]

Anyone did a door stuck meme but for this ship?

[People republie of alaska]

All well I don't care packages don't come just joking

[Rusozak]

There's still a bunch of ships waiting to go through, yes? What if we tied Ever Given to one of those and tried to pull it out? It seems like the problem here is mass, and other cargo ships are the only thing that can compare.

[Torrocca]

There's prime opportunity here for the next ship in line to do the funniest thing in human history.

[Ifreann]

The Ever Given is 400m long.

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking.

Obviously there is, my point is that enlarging the canal such that this could never happen again would not be remotely feasible.

The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

Okay? I have no idea what you think is relevant about replicas of a fictional boat. You know we make ships from steel now, yeah?