Ship Stuck In Suez [My Final Update: Not Anymore]

[Adamede]

Maybe we should move away from a “just in time system.

Also Iirc this isn’t the first time some hung like this has happened.

The JIT system allows for prices on materials and consumer goods to be reduced and minimizing the need to create even larger storage spaces.

And it rests on a needle point.

[Mestovakia]

The Ship has at minimum 3000 containers on board.

[Punished UMN]

Unrelated but I've actually had nightmares about geopolitics, that international relations degree got me actin strange.

call sully, we'll use you as an energy source

The weirdest one was that I was fighting my way through a zombie apocalypse, but it took place in Yemen, and I had to find a way to escape the city I was in and reach the part of the country controlled by the Houthis, who had established a safe-zone.

[The Two Jerseys]

I hope for the helmsman's sake that it was a mechanical failure that caused it, because that's just inexcusable.

[Immortan Khan]

I wonder who the captain of the Ever Given is.

[Neanderthaland]

I hope for the helmsman's sake that it was a mechanical failure that caused it, because that's just inexcusable.

[Heloin]

I wonder who the captain of the Ever Given is.

The Sea Captain.

[Punished UMN]

I wonder who the captain of the Ever Given is.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the skipper was brave and sure.

[Major-Tom]

Oopsie woopsie a ship is stucky wucky.

[Immortan Khan]

I wonder who the captain of the Ever Given is.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the skipper was brave and sure.

Gilligan's Island > Lost

[Unstoppable Empire of Doom]

Thankfully they just widened and added an adjacent canal.

The Suez and Panama are vital to world shipping. Corporations need to invest in these nations to continue expanding them.

[Heloin]

Thankfully they just widened and added an adjacent canal.

The Suez and Panama are vital to world shipping. Corporations need to invest in these nations to continue expanding them.

That's not the part the Ever Given is stuck in. There is no adjacent canal.

Cross checking with Google maps there is a Fresh Food Market called مجزر دواجن زهرة النوبة right next to the ship with 5 stars on google. So if the crew is hungry they can grab themselves something to eat while waiting.

[Kowani]

Reports from logistics company GAC say the cause of the grounding was a blackout

also, it's still stuck

[Eahland]

I'm just wondering at what point you say, "Yeah, this is going to take too long... screw it, we're just gonna go around Africa."

[Immortan Khan]

The JIT system allows for prices on materials and consumer goods to be reduced and minimizing the need to create even larger storage spaces.

And it rests on a needle point.

That is true which is why there are numerous proposals on how to broaden the number of alternative routes so that it is less vulnerable.

[Immortan Khan]

Reports from logistics company GAC say the cause of the grounding was a blackout

also, it's still stuck

Apparently it is wedged into the walls of the canal on both ends.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Well, how many billions of dollars has this costed I wonder?

[The Archregimancy]

How do we even fix that? Serious question. That thing is so big and so heavy how do we unstick it?

As an archaeologist who has worked in Egypt, I can give this a serious answer.

Egyptians have been moving heavy objects down narrow bodies of water for millennia, and in this case will likely use a system similar to that used for building the pyramids: hyper-dimensional space alien portals, like the one in the centre of the Great Pyramid.

Now, this will require a certain level of calibration of the hyper-dimensional post-equationary vibrations via a balancing of the relevant transfinite ordinals and transfinite cardinals; the portals were never meant to be portable, after all, so we may need to build a new one from scratch (which, let's face it, would be easier than rebuilding the Great Pyramid block by block over the Suez Canal). All the same, I think it should be achievable so long as the Greys, the Reptoids, and the hyper-dimensional Sumerians all lend a hand.

No need to thank me; happy to help.

[The Blaatschapen]

How do we even fix that? Serious question. That thing is so big and so heavy how do we unstick it?

As an archaeologist who has worked in Egypt, I can give this a serious answer.

Egyptians have been moving heavy objects down narrow bodies of water for millennia, and in this case will likely use a system similar to that used for building the pyramids: hyper-dimensional space alien portals, like the one in the centre of the Great Pyramid.

Now, this will require a certain level of calibration of the hyper-dimensional post-equationary vibrations via a balancing of the relevant transfinite ordinals and transfinite cardinals; the portals were never meant to be portable, after all, so we may need to build a new one from scratch (which, let's face it, would be easier than rebuilding the Great Pyramid block by block over the Suez Canal). All the same, I think it should be achievable so long as the Greys, the Reptoids, and the hyper-dimensional Sumerians all lend a hand.

No need to thank me; happy to help.

The modern Dutch are of course doing silly mundane boring stuff like using science for salvaging, dredging, buoying and water management in general.

If it stays stuck long enough, they might get some of them to help out against a premium price.

Unless Jan de Nul snags the contract. Then it will the Flemish.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I suppose having a a fuck ton of men pull it to the tune of song of the volga boatmen is out of the question?

[The Troas Sector]

He turned himself into a blockade.

Funniest ship I've ever seen.

[The New California Republic]

Use a coat hanger to clear the blockage.

Oh, wait, that's toilets.

[Ethel mermania]

How do we even fix that? Serious question. That thing is so big and so heavy how do we unstick it?

As an archaeologist who has worked in Egypt, I can give this a serious answer.

Egyptians have been moving heavy objects down narrow bodies of water for millennia, and in this case will likely use a system similar to that used for building the pyramids: hyper-dimensional space alien portals, like the one in the centre of the Great Pyramid.

Now, this will require a certain level of calibration of the hyper-dimensional post-equationary vibrations via a balancing of the relevant transfinite ordinals and transfinite cardinals; the portals were never meant to be portable, after all, so we may need to build a new one from scratch (which, let's face it, would be easier than rebuilding the Great Pyramid block by block over the Suez Canal). All the same, I think it should be achievable so long as the Greys, the Reptoids, and the hyper-dimensional Sumerians all lend a hand.

No need to thank me; happy to help.

Maybe you can go and open a tomb where the ancient curse is flooding the nile, you know, instead of unleashing a world wide pandemic

[The Two Jerseys]

As an archaeologist who has worked in Egypt, I can give this a serious answer.

Egyptians have been moving heavy objects down narrow bodies of water for millennia, and in this case will likely use a system similar to that used for building the pyramids: hyper-dimensional space alien portals, like the one in the centre of the Great Pyramid.

Now, this will require a certain level of calibration of the hyper-dimensional post-equationary vibrations via a balancing of the relevant transfinite ordinals and transfinite cardinals; the portals were never meant to be portable, after all, so we may need to build a new one from scratch (which, let's face it, would be easier than rebuilding the Great Pyramid block by block over the Suez Canal). All the same, I think it should be achievable so long as the Greys, the Reptoids, and the hyper-dimensional Sumerians all lend a hand.

No need to thank me; happy to help.

Maybe you can go and open a tomb where the ancient curse is flooding the nile, you know, instead of unleashing a world wide pandemic

Ironically, that tomb is now somewhere under Lase Nasser.

[Thermodolia]

How do we even fix that? Serious question. That thing is so big and so heavy how do we unstick it?

Well I have some C4 and some TNT, also got some SEMTEX too