Ship Stuck In Suez [My Final Update: Not Anymore]

[Ifreann]

Very sad to see this hilarious shenanigan come to an end.

[Picairn]

The End of The Crisis.

[Forsher]

How has it almost been a week?

Well, I mean, good, it's free, but I thought this was like a four days tops and honestly would've said it was three.

[Ifreann]

I propose that at this time every year, we jam another ship across the Suez Canal.

[The Blaatschapen]

I propose that at this time every year, we jam another ship across the Suez Canal.

I propose to rename this boat BoatyMcBoatFace.

[Sengoku Americas]

Very sad to see this hilarious shenanigan come to an end.

I was hoping this would last for at least another week.

[Ifreann]

I propose that at this time every year, we jam another ship across the Suez Canal.

I propose to rename this boat BoatyMcBoatFace.

It's bad luck to rename a ship. Instead, I propose we rename this section of the Suez Canal to the Ever Given Rest Stop.

[Baltenstein]

I propose to rename this boat BoatyMcBoatFace.

It's bad luck to rename a ship.

Wouldn't want for anything unpleasant to happen with the Ever Given, eh?

[Ifreann]

It's bad luck to rename a ship.

Wouldn't want for anything unpleasant to happen with the Ever Given, eh?

Exactly. We need her intact so she can do this again.

[Kannap]

Feeling nostalgic, wishing we could go back to a simpler time when there was a ship stuck in the Suez Canal.

[Ifreann]

Feeling nostalgic, wishing we could go back to a simpler time when there was a ship stuck in the Suez Canal.

Feel like shit, just want her back(in the way of global trade)

[SD_Film Artists]

Now's the time to sort the men from the boys; who's still embracing the Cape of Good Hope and who's going straight back to the canal like a bunch of beta landlubbing posers.

[Ethel mermania]

Feeling nostalgic, wishing we could go back to a simpler time when there was a ship stuck in the Suez Canal.

Feel like shit, just want her back(in the way of global trade)

Think of the Dutch, waiting for their sex toys. You want to deprive them of their toys? No fun for the Netherlands?

Tsk tsk.

[The Blaatschapen]

Feel like shit, just want her back(in the way of global trade)

Think of the Dutch, waiting for their sex toys. You want to deprive them of their toys? No fun for the Netherlands?

Tsk tsk.

Just because it ends up in Rotterdam, doesn't mean that it is for the dutch. Many of the things are transported through to other countries, like Germany.

Not that I would know, of course.

[Heloin]

Feel like shit, just want her back(in the way of global trade)

Think of the Dutch, waiting for their sex toys. You want to deprive them of their toys? No fun for the Netherlands?

Tsk tsk.

The needs of the many.

[Christian Confederation]

Get back in the canal where you belong

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I propose that at this time every year, we jam another ship across the Suez Canal.

Or we could just do the Panama Canal next time and then the Saint Lawrence Seaway after that to mix things up.

[The Archregimancy]

I propose that at this time every year, we jam another ship across the Suez Canal.

Or we could just do the Panama Canal next time and then the Saint Lawrence Seaway after that to mix things up.

No, no, no...

For some real fun, we should look to block China's Grand Canal - simultaneously the world's longest artificial canal (over 1700 km / 1100 miles), perhaps the oldest in continuous everyday use (some sections date back to the 5th century BC, though it only became a coherent single unit at the end of the 5th century AD), and the world's longest UNESCO World Heritage site. Nor is it some arcane historical oddity; according to Wiki, 'the Jianbi ship locks on the Yangtze are currently handling some 75,000,000 tons each year, and the Li Canal is forecast to reach 100,000,000 tons in the next few years'.

Now that's a serious canal.

[Fartsniffage]

Or we could just do the Panama Canal next time and then the Saint Lawrence Seaway after that to mix things up.

No, no, no...

For some real fun, we should look to block China's Grand Canal - simultaneously the world's longest artificial canal (over 1700 km / 1100 miles), perhaps the oldest in continuous everyday use (some sections date back to the 5th century BC, though it only became a coherent single unit at the end of the 5th century AD), and the world's longest UNESCO World Heritage site. Nor is it some arcane historical oddity; according to Wiki, 'the Jianbi ship locks on the Yangtze are currently handling some 75,000,000 tons each year, and the Li Canal is forecast to reach 100,000,000 tons in the next few years'.

Now that's a serious canal.

But does it have any shopping trollies in it? Can't be a proper canal without shopping trollies.

[Ifreann]

No, no, no...

For some real fun, we should look to block China's Grand Canal - simultaneously the world's longest artificial canal (over 1700 km / 1100 miles), perhaps the oldest in continuous everyday use (some sections date back to the 5th century BC, though it only became a coherent single unit at the end of the 5th century AD), and the world's longest UNESCO World Heritage site. Nor is it some arcane historical oddity; according to Wiki, 'the Jianbi ship locks on the Yangtze are currently handling some 75,000,000 tons each year, and the Li Canal is forecast to reach 100,000,000 tons in the next few years'.

Now that's a serious canal.

But does it have any shopping trollies in it? Can't be a proper canal without shopping trollies.

That's the canal that shopping trollies come from. Shopping trollies are instinctively drawn to canals because they were all hatched in China's Grand Canal.

[The Archregimancy]

No, no, no...

For some real fun, we should look to block China's Grand Canal - simultaneously the world's longest artificial canal (over 1700 km / 1100 miles), perhaps the oldest in continuous everyday use (some sections date back to the 5th century BC, though it only became a coherent single unit at the end of the 5th century AD), and the world's longest UNESCO World Heritage site. Nor is it some arcane historical oddity; according to Wiki, 'the Jianbi ship locks on the Yangtze are currently handling some 75,000,000 tons each year, and the Li Canal is forecast to reach 100,000,000 tons in the next few years'.

Now that's a serious canal.

But does it have any shopping trollies in it? Can't be a proper canal without shopping trollies.

Does large-scale dumping of untreated liquid acid count? And there are heavy metals as well.

[Glorious Hong Kong]

The Ever Given is finally free. Good grief.

But who's to say something like this won't Ever Happen again?

[Chan Island]

The Ever Given is finally free. Good grief.

But who's to say something like this won't Ever Happen again?

Ever Y ship that has Ever Existed will n-Ever Approve.

[Galloism]

They've reached the Great Bitter Lake. Shortly ships parked in the Great Bitter Lake should be headed south and full operations should resume.

Egypt says they will operate the canal 24 hours to try and clear the backlog.

[Senkaku]

They've reached the Great Bitter Lake. Shortly ships parked in the Great Bitter Lake should be headed south and full operations should resume.

Egypt says they will operate the canal 24 hours to try and clear the backlog.

I pray to God a night convoy runs aground in a sandstorm or something lmao I know it would be bad for the economy but it would just be so funny

Anyways, glad I can once again be shipped somewhere east of Suez, where the best is like the worst.