Ship Stuck In Suez [My Final Update: Not Anymore]

[Punished UMN]

I've said too much already, but just know that the Weyland-Yutani Corporation strongly advises against this course of action. If it were to become necessary to destroy the vessel, it is imperative to use some form of thermonuclear device, preferably one deployed from orbit.

Wey-

Thermo-

I just-

What?

Are you familiar with the existence of the motion-picture industry?

[Carthatska]

Wey-

Thermo-

I just-

What?

Are you familiar with the existence of the motion-picture industry?

Well, now that I've looked that up, I am.

[Christian Confederation]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

[Chan Island]

I've said too much already, but just know that the Weyland-Yutani Corporation strongly advises against this course of action. If it were to become necessary to destroy the vessel, it is imperative to use some form of thermonuclear device, preferably one deployed from orbit.

Wey-

Thermo-

I just-

What?

You're right, he's already said too much. Never speak of this.

[Punished UMN]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

Or we could invest in institutional reforms which will reduce the chance of human error leading to such an incident and have institutional benefits in terms of reducing corruption in international commerce (get the laughter out of your system) instead of spending billions of dollars to prevent a problem that has happened exactly one time since 1870.

[Kannap]

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[Carthatska]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

Or we could invest in institutional reforms which will reduce the chance of human error leading to such an incident and have institutional benefits in terms of reducing corruption in international commerce (get the laughter out of your system) instead of spending billions of dollars to prevent a problem that has happened exactly one time since 1870.

or just stop all shipping. Everywhere.

[Christian Confederation]

A new solution arrives

Clone the dog a billion times

[Christian Confederation]

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This idea... I like it

[Heloin]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

Ok. You fund it.

[Christian Confederation]

Just make the Canal as wide as 3 of the largest Ship in the world sideways, As deep as 3 of the tallest ships in the world, then ban ships over a certain size. Then just have a 2 way canal with more than enough space between the boats and the edge to prevent a similar incident. Then if we want 2 lanes in each direction we again fallow the 3 X 3 rule.

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

[Punished UMN]

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Lewd art has poisoned your mind. I never thought it would happen to you.

[Chan Island]

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

No way, that's such small potatoes.

Reject Sinai Peninsula, embrace Ultra Instinct Ludicrous Thick Canal

[Christian Confederation]

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

No way, that's such small potatoes.

Reject Sinai Peninsula, embrace Ultra Instinct Ludicrous Thick Canal

You don't mean, the Sinai Sea?

[Heloin]

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Building two 1500 metre wide and 250 metre deep trenches sounds like such a waste of time and energy.

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

This is all well and good, but you'll be the one funding this project, won't you?

[Punished UMN]

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

This is all well and good, but you'll be the one funding this project, won't you?

No, all the posters on /tg/ will subscribe to his Patreon to fund their MEGA THICC canal waifu in the world's first IRL Deviantart project.

[Saiwania]

The Ever Given is 400m long.

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking. The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

[Ethel mermania]

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

Not with that attitude.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

The Ever Given is 400m long.

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking. The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

Because when compared to modern steels wood isn't really all that impressive as a construction material.

[Punished UMN]

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking. The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

Because when compared to modern steels wood isn't really all that impressive as a construction material.

Tell that to Zheng He.

[Auricania]

The Ever Given is 400m long.

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking. The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

But then all the Ark ever had to do was float. Transport was not the objective.

[Punished UMN]

There is probably an upper ceiling of how large a ship can be practically speaking. The best replica of Noah's Ark anyone has ever built to my knowledge, isn't sea worthy.

But then all the Ark ever had to do was float. Transport was not the objective.

You would encounter all of the same structural dangers just floating as you would sailing. The story of Noah's Ark is most likely allegorical, in ancient Christian interpretations, it was interpreted as a parable for Christ guiding his flock through the perils of the world.

[Chan Island]

No way, that's such small potatoes.

Reject Sinai Peninsula, embrace Ultra Instinct Ludicrous Thick Canal

You don't mean, the Sinai Sea?

YES

You don't see the big picture. Mega Thick Canal is the Future

Excavating roughly 71,250,000,000 cubic metres of earth is not easy and would likely never be worth the effort.

Says you.