You Get One Lucky Charm

[Kannap]

We can justify all this by just putting "also connected to the speed force" if we wanted to.

Also note that it says you "can" run faster than the speed of light not that you had to. So we probably have some control over how fast we can go. So if someone wants to embrace mediocre lower levels of speed it shouldn't be off the table.

Now I'm imagining somebody using that power just to run marathons slightly fast enough to break the world record.

[Ethel mermania]

To be honest if I got special powers like this, it would be a very good day for some people and a bad day for others.

^ this

With the clover charm.


Thread needs a poll.

[Kannap]

To be honest if I got special powers like this, it would be a very good day for some people and a bad day for others.

^ this

With the clover charm.


Thread needs a poll.

Ask and you shall receive

[Kubra]

Unicorn, and use it to replicate the other charms. Boom, done.

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

Unicorn, and use it to replicate the other charms. Boom, done.

4D Chess move right here.

[Comerciante]

I wanna say that the Unicorn charm probably wouldn't work that way because we know of the other charms that exist and function but I mean how many people are on NSG anyway to make it matter?

[Kubra]

I wanna say that the Unicorn charm probably wouldn't work that way because we know of the other charms that exist and function but I mean how many people are on NSG anyway to make it matter?

I'll specify that they run on Linux, ain't nobody gonna think that exists

[The New California Republic]

Unicorn, as it seems to have the most possibility for making changes in the world.

[The Two Jerseys]

Lucky Charms features eight marshmallow charms: a heart, a shooting star, a horseshoe, a clover, a blue crescent moon, a unicorn a pot of gold, a rainbow, and a red balloon.

Fuck historical revisionism!

[Kilobugya]

Well, horseshoe. Moving FTL Is actually equivalent to time travel, so it's by far the most powerful ("teleportation" doesn't say if it's instant or at light-speed). With that I could hope to fulfill my dream of saving Paris' Commune from the Bloody Week.

[Kannap]

Lucky Charms features eight marshmallow charms: a heart, a shooting star, a horseshoe, a clover, a blue crescent moon, a unicorn a pot of gold, a rainbow, and a red balloon.

Fuck historical revisionism!

Take your complaints to General Mills, I was just reading the back of the box.

[Loeje]

Clover. After everything that happened in 2020, I think we all need better luck.

[Picairn]

Unicorn. I invent everything I want that serves as other charms. Plus some good space battleship, a futuristic suit, an engine that allows me to jump between planets, and I'm off to the galaxy everybody!

[The Blaatschapen]

Clover. After everything that happened in 2020, I think we all need better luck.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

[Heloin]

Clover. After everything that happened in 2020, I think we all need better luck.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

She will once you hand over the clover. Please stop chewing on it, we don’t need lucky shits.

[The Blaatschapen]

Do you feel lucky, punk?

She will once you hand over the clover. Please stop chewing on it, we don’t need lucky shits.

Never. The clover is in my poossession.

[The Blaatschapen]

[*]the unicorn charm gives you the power to create things that don't exist - whether you imagine it or it's a creation of somebody else's imagination - mythical creatures, future technology, another planet with intelligent life in our solar system, etc. As long as the majority of humanity doesn't believe it exists, your imagination is the limit.

This one gives me so many options.

There is no majority that believes in one specific religion. So I guess I can create a god, just for me.

Better yet, only a few people (at most, I'm being generous here) believe that I am a god. So I create myself into a god.

[Senkaku]

I mean, the unicorn charm basically makes me God, so it’s gonna have to be that. The others are fun— but invisibility always has weird caveats (do I have to be naked??), running at the speed of light would probably cause a huge explosion, I already generally have pretty good luck, teleportation is super cool (I had a dream about it once) but I can just make a teleportation machine with the unicorn charm, and breathing underwater is neat but also replicable with scuba gear.

[Cetacea]

Unicorn

[Kowani]

Can I get a bowl of just Lucky Charms marshmallows?

[Major-Tom]

I'm already quite the lucky fuck, so maybe I don't need the clover charm. Rainbow charm, maybe? I'd love to teleport.

[Necroghastia]

Oh absolutely the unicorn - magic potions, minionmancy, things to replicate the effects of all the other Charms? Sign me up.

[Zul-ar]

Clover. It'd make overall life way easier. Can't afford something? It goes on sale! Get up in the middle of the night? I don't step on/bump into anything! Walk through the grass? No dogshit on my shoes! Driving? No traffic!

[Eahland]

I was working under the assumption that FTL running doesn't sap stamina. Because if we're talking about all the ways the laws of physics would ruin it for you, you have a much bigger problem than getting tired - by running FTL, you would instantly burst into flames (and, IIRC from a youtube video about what would happen if a tiny object at FTL speed hit Earth, destroy the whole planet too)

-And if you didn't burst into flames, imagine hitting a wall at light speed.

Splat. Boom. crumblecrumblecrumble

That doesn't even begin to describe it. Even assuming you're magically immune to the effects, at relativistic speeds, just your passage through the air would cause nuclear fusion in your bow wave, as you slammed into air molecules so fast and hard that their nuclei interpenetrated, producing a wake of superheated plasma and expanding bubble of high-energy radiation that would destroy everything in your path. As you approached the speed of light, weirder stuff would start happening ­— exotic particle creation, fundamental laws of physics twisting into unrecognizable shapes as conditions in your vicinity began to approximate those of the Big Bang.

Anyway, obviously the unicorn, which is trivially capable of duplicating the effects of any of the others, and I suspect may have been used to create them in the first place.

Lucky Charms features eight marshmallow charms: a heart, a shooting star, a horseshoe, a clover, a blue crescent moon, a unicorn a pot of gold, a rainbow, and a red balloon.

Fuck historical revisionism!

Dude, I remember when they added the purple horseshoes.

I also remember when there were only three colors of Froot Loop, and M&Ms were brown, tan, yellow, orange and green, and only came in plain and peanut. (Blue M&Ms still weird me out.)

[Adamede]

Clover. My luck needs all the stat boosts it can get.