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What should be done?

Forget climate change and COVID, we need scientists to make better sperm!
5
6%
Colonize Mars
12
13%
Abolish plastic
10
11%
Abolish the obese
4
4%
Encourage Proud Boys to masturbate more often (seriously, it would take the edge off)
20
22%
Clone babies
5
6%
Clone babies, but only girls
2
2%
Build human-like androids
4
4%
Call the Hoff!
10
11%
Nothing, this is the best news I've heard all year
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20%
 
Total votes : 90

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Postby Fenwick Foundation » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:28 am

Don't worry folks, I'll pick up the slack ;) 8)
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Postby Chan Island » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:29 am

Fenwick Foundation wrote:Don't worry folks, I'll pick up the slack ;) 8)


The hero we deserve.
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Postby Fenwick Foundation » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:30 am

Postauthoritarian America wrote:finish the farce

Also the fact this is a link to brainyquote.com says more than I ever could about this literally misanthropic doomer rant
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:30 am

We must sex the robots.

And also be sexed by the robots.
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Postby Comerciante » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:08 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:We must sex the robots.

And also be sexed by the robots.

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions I guess...

Lemme just get the lube.
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Postby Adamede » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:10 am

If the extinction of the human race means I don’t have to deal with melodramatic misanthropic posts like the OP’s I’m all for it.

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Postby A-Series-Of-Tubes » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:23 am

Adamede wrote:If the extinction of the human race means I don’t have to deal with melodramatic misanthropic posts like the OP’s I’m all for it.


So, you agree with the misanthropy but don't see the need for melodrama?
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Postby Adamede » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:24 am

A-Series-Of-Tubes wrote:
Adamede wrote:If the extinction of the human race means I don’t have to deal with melodramatic misanthropic posts like the OP’s I’m all for it.


So, you agree with the misanthropy but don't see the need for melodrama?

Nope. But misanthropes are humans, no humans, no annoying misanthropes.

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Postby Borderlands of Rojava » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:55 am

The non-industrial tribal people are gonna end up getting ahead in the evolutionary race thanks to this. It may be too late for us folks, but at least the people of New Guinea's highlands will be alright.
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Postby A-Series-Of-Tubes » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:04 am

Adamede wrote:
A-Series-Of-Tubes wrote:
So, you agree with the misanthropy but don't see the need for melodrama?

Nope. But misanthropes are humans, no humans, no annoying misanthropes.


You still don't get it. What you just said is misanthropic.

Not saying I disagree, blight on an otherwise delightful planet etc, but there's an easier way not to see posts!
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Postby A-Series-Of-Tubes » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:09 am

Borderlands of Rojava wrote:The non-industrial tribal people are gonna end up getting ahead in the evolutionary race thanks to this. It may be too late for us folks, but at least the people of New Guinea's highlands will be alright.


Well their menfolk anyway. They'll be sex tourism operators.

"What, 5 thousand plus flights and accommodation, and I have to bang you until you get pregnant? Make it 15 thousand, take me to Disney Continent, and a one-week limit on the getting pregnant thing. It would be more but you're fuckable enough. Deal?"
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Postby Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:33 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:We must sex the robots.

And also be sexed by the robots.

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Postby Borderlands of Rojava » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:27 am

This genuinely bothers me alot. For all you know, all of us are virtually sterile and we aren't even aware of it, but come time when you gotta do...oh you know the thing...9 months later you're still waiting on a kid. Its disturbing to me also that all this time all these chemicals have been going in my body and I didn't know. What other awful things have they done to us? What else do we not know about?
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Postby Philjia » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:33 am

This is probably bullshit, if for no other reason than you only need something like a hundred people to create a sustainable not-inbred human population.

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Postby Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:34 am

Borderlands of Rojava wrote:This genuinely bothers me alot. For all you know, all of us are virtually sterile and we aren't even aware of it, but come time when you gotta do...oh you know the thing...9 months later you're still waiting on a kid. Its disturbing to me also that all this time all these chemicals have been going in my body and I didn't know. What other awful things have they done to us? What else do we not know about?

Are you referring to companies putting things in food that impede fertility?
"As long as hierarchy persists, as long as domination organises humanity around a system of elites, the project of dominating nature will continue to exist and inevitably lead our planet to ecological extinction." - Murray Bookchin

"The majority cannot reason; it has no judgement. It has always placed its destiny in the hands of others; it has followed its leaders even into destruction. The mass has always opposed, condemned, and hounded the innovator, the pioneer of a new truth." - Emma Goldman

"Because capitalism views the world through appropriation and the utilisation of property, observation is without ability and audacity, and knowledge is bounded by particular interests and social prejudices." - Juan Posadas

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:34 am

Luckily I'm a sheep 8)
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Postby Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:36 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:Luckily I'm a sheep 8)

A domestic sheep that the capitaliists only see as a commodity and nothing more.
"As long as hierarchy persists, as long as domination organises humanity around a system of elites, the project of dominating nature will continue to exist and inevitably lead our planet to ecological extinction." - Murray Bookchin

"The majority cannot reason; it has no judgement. It has always placed its destiny in the hands of others; it has followed its leaders even into destruction. The mass has always opposed, condemned, and hounded the innovator, the pioneer of a new truth." - Emma Goldman

"Because capitalism views the world through appropriation and the utilisation of property, observation is without ability and audacity, and knowledge is bounded by particular interests and social prejudices." - Juan Posadas

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:37 am

Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Luckily I'm a sheep 8)

A domestic sheep that the capitaliists only see as a commodity and nothing more.


I do use the bathroom, if that's what you mean.

And I am for sale :)
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:39 am

I for one, have no issue here, I can rent myself out and tell the Mrs it is

"for the good of humanity"
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:41 am

Ethel mermania wrote:I for one, have no issue here, I can rent myself out and tell the Mrs it is

"for the good of humanity"


2045. Are you sure you're up for the task? :meh:
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Postby Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:41 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought wrote:A domestic sheep that the capitaliists only see as a commodity and nothing more.


I do use the bathroom, if that's what you mean.

And I am for sale :)

You piss in your little pen with about 3 others and probably your own lamb? I pity you and your whole species :(
"As long as hierarchy persists, as long as domination organises humanity around a system of elites, the project of dominating nature will continue to exist and inevitably lead our planet to ecological extinction." - Murray Bookchin

"The majority cannot reason; it has no judgement. It has always placed its destiny in the hands of others; it has followed its leaders even into destruction. The mass has always opposed, condemned, and hounded the innovator, the pioneer of a new truth." - Emma Goldman

"Because capitalism views the world through appropriation and the utilisation of property, observation is without ability and audacity, and knowledge is bounded by particular interests and social prejudices." - Juan Posadas

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Postby Borderlands of Rojava » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:41 am

Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought wrote:
Borderlands of Rojava wrote:This genuinely bothers me alot. For all you know, all of us are virtually sterile and we aren't even aware of it, but come time when you gotta do...oh you know the thing...9 months later you're still waiting on a kid. Its disturbing to me also that all this time all these chemicals have been going in my body and I didn't know. What other awful things have they done to us? What else do we not know about?

Are you referring to companies putting things in food that impede fertility?


Yes. What else has been going inside us?
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"The devil is out there. Hiding behind every corner and in every nook and cranny. In all of the dives, all over the city. Before you lays an entire world of enemies, and at day's end when the chips are down, we're a society of strangers. You cant walk by someone on the street anymore without crossing the road to get away from their stare. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The land of plague and shadow. Nothing innocent survives this world. If it can't corrupt you, it'll kill you."

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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:45 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:I for one, have no issue here, I can rent myself out and tell the Mrs it is

"for the good of humanity"


2045. Are you sure you're up for the task? :meh:


If I have to choose a hill to work myself to death on, this is a pretty good one
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger

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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:47 am

Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I do use the bathroom, if that's what you mean.

And I am for sale :)

You piss in your little pen with about 3 others and probably your own lamb? I pity you and your whole species :(

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

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https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger

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Postby Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:49 am

Borderlands of Rojava wrote:
Posadas-Bookchin-Goldman Thought wrote:Are you referring to companies putting things in food that impede fertility?


Yes. What else has been going inside us?

It haunts me too.
What do you suggest should be done about it? What can we do?
"As long as hierarchy persists, as long as domination organises humanity around a system of elites, the project of dominating nature will continue to exist and inevitably lead our planet to ecological extinction." - Murray Bookchin

"The majority cannot reason; it has no judgement. It has always placed its destiny in the hands of others; it has followed its leaders even into destruction. The mass has always opposed, condemned, and hounded the innovator, the pioneer of a new truth." - Emma Goldman

"Because capitalism views the world through appropriation and the utilisation of property, observation is without ability and audacity, and knowledge is bounded by particular interests and social prejudices." - Juan Posadas

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