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Ulvenia
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Postby Ulvenia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:05 am

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i present to you... “dust cover for dog”
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:10 am

Ulvenia wrote:(Image)
i present to you... “dust cover for dog”

Um...I'm pretty sure that's a method of bathing the dog, it isn't a dust cover. Part number 21 is where the water hose attaches.
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Postby North Cromch » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:22 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Ulvenia wrote:(Image)
i present to you... “dust cover for dog”

Um...I'm pretty sure that's a method of bathing the dog, it isn't a dust cover. Part number 21 is where the water hose attaches.

Well, it could potentially be used to do both things, so...

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Postby Crysuko » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:44 pm

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Postby The Black Forrest » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:46 pm

North Cromch wrote:
The Black Forrest wrote:One thing I would like uninvented; the Atari 2600 game, ET the extra terrestrial.

But then half of the good games back in the mid-80s to the mid-2000s wouldn't exist.


Ah. You never played it. Those of us who did still suffer from PTSD. It almost made me give up gaming :D
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:09 am

the appendix
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Postby North Cromch » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:33 am

The Black Forrest wrote:
North Cromch wrote:But then half of the good games back in the mid-80s to the mid-2000s wouldn't exist.


Ah. You never played it. Those of us who did still suffer from PTSD. It almost made me give up gaming :D

Well, it's highly influential, if only for setting the Crash into motion.

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Postby Azerbaystan » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:40 am

Cars , Civil Rights and Electricity it all represents the evils of Modern Society.

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Postby The New California Republic » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:10 am

Azerbaystan wrote:Cars , Civil Rights and Electricity it all represents the evils of Modern Society.

Lel, very lel, and even more lel.
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:25 am

Azerbaystan wrote:Cars , Civil Rights and Electricity it all represents the evils of Modern Society.

who invented civil rights? asking for a friend.
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Postby Azerbaystan » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:34 pm

Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:
Azerbaystan wrote:Cars , Civil Rights and Electricity it all represents the evils of Modern Society.

who invented civil rights? asking for a friend.

Idk but i don't like they are the worst criminals ever

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Postby The Dodo Republic » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:35 pm

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Postby A-Series-Of-Tubes » Wed Mar 03, 2021 6:33 pm

The New California Republic wrote:
Ulvenia wrote:(Image)
i present to you... “dust cover for dog”

Um...I'm pretty sure that's a method of bathing the dog, it isn't a dust cover. Part number 21 is where the water hose attaches.


It's not completely stupid, but it would want to be cheap. Due to the high likelihood the dog wouldn't like it at all.
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Postby Xmara » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:12 pm

Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:the appendix

I took two anatomy classes in college and I still have no clue what the appendix is for other than randomly making you deathly ill and needing removed
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Postby Parxland » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:53 pm

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Postby Xmara » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:04 pm

Parxland wrote:

What is that thing
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Postby Grinning Dragon » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:10 pm

Xmara wrote:
Parxland wrote:

What is that thing

Tsar Tank

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Postby A-Series-Of-Tubes » Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:51 am

The X-ray Shoe Fitter

It took 25 years after nuclear weapons were invented, before these things were largely banned.
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Postby Grinning Dragon » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:52 am

A-Series-Of-Tubes wrote:The X-ray Shoe Fitter

It took 25 years after nuclear weapons were invented, before these things were largely banned.

Pfft. You damn youngin's, take yer potassium iodine tablets before and after use and you'll be fine.

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Postby Miku the Based » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:07 am

The Dodo Republic wrote:T H E S O V E I T F L Y I N G T A N K

That was a good invention. It was basically just like parachuting a tank but the crew members could be stuck inside and be up and ready the moment they landed at LZ. With parachuting like the Americans did they had to jump afterwards and the tank is not operational until they hab gotten it deployed which is after at least ten minutes. Problem with the design was the low carrying capacity so you could only get tankettes to fly. Alot more better then having to drop it from the sky at 18 feet.
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:39 am

Xmara wrote:
Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:the appendix

I took two anatomy classes in college and I still have no clue what the appendix is for other than randomly making you deathly ill and needing to be removed

it's a scam invented by doctors to make people need more surguries
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Postby The Black Forrest » Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:03 am

Xmara wrote:
Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:the appendix

I took two anatomy classes in college and I still have no clue what the appendix is for other than randomly making you deathly ill and needing removed


There was research presented which claimed the appendix produces and protects germs to reboot the digestive system.

https://www.news-medical.net/news/2007/10/08/30907.aspx
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