The Gamestop Stock Market Boogaloo

[Odreria]

I experienced an ayahuasca trip yesterday guided by a local shaman in the middle of the forest on top of a mountain. The whole time, even as I forgot who I was and how to read English, one phrase was burned into my mind – buy more $GME and hold. I don’t have any money so I went into 10k of credit card debt to buy more GameStop stock.

[Galloism]

And would such a crisis impact WS big shots substantially?

almost certainly

A slight bump in inflation considering how much the Feds are going to have to end up bailing some of the brokerages out. And a drop in the stock market. I think this is all hilarious myself.

maybe not even the inflation bump
we're trying to restore money circulation, not add to it
i expect the fed to buy off some reserves, just in case

We should get the fed to buy GME.

[Herador]

almost certainly


maybe not even the inflation bump
we're trying to restore money circulation, not add to it
i expect the fed to buy off some reserves, just in case

We should get the fed to buy GME.

State-Owned Games Retailer? Now, this is the kind of socialism I can get behind.

[Odreria]

For anyone curious to how the WS rich spent their day during the last Occupy WS protests.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[Kowani]

[No State Here]

Hold the line. The longer it’s held the more wall street bleeds

[Odreria]

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

This is not financial advice.

[Atheris]

In the first age, in the first battle, when the hedge funds first lengthened, he stood.
He chose the path of perpetual holding.
In his ravenous hatred he found no sells.
And with boiling blood he scoured u/WallStreetBets seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
And those that tasted the bite of his stock named him...
The Stockplayer.

[Diahon]

I'm hearing a lot of chatter-confirming what Seangoli and a few others have mentioned, that there's almost certainly going to be a liquidity crisis in Wall St. sometime in the next few days

now is the time to quadruple, quintuple, and sextuple yikes, for there is no fucking way the larger economy can't be affected by that

[No State Here]

[Galloism]

Redditors file class action lawsuit against Robinhood

NEW YORK—In response to the online brokering app halting trading on GameStop ($GME) after a surge in activity, Redditors filed a class-action lawsuit this week alleging that Robinhood has been on some “bitch shit lately.”

“Robinhood willfully deprived investors of their hard-earned tendies,” read the brief in part, which also claimed that the online brokerage had left countless Redditors “holding the bag.” “This is the way. If every autist stands together, we’ll sue these Robinhood cucks out of house and home. Hold stronk. We’ll be buying the dip; they’ll be buying commissary in the clink.” At press time, a popular Reddit post urged “Euro retards” to show solidarity by filing class-action lawsuits in their countries of origin.

[Atheris]

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Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

[Diahon]

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send me back to 2009, when this would've been massively appropriate, reddit or no

[Diahon]

Redditors file class action lawsuit against Robinhood

NEW YORK—In response to the online brokering app halting trading on GameStop ($GME) after a surge in activity, Redditors filed a class-action lawsuit this week alleging that Robinhood has been on some “bitch shit lately.”

“Robinhood willfully deprived investors of their hard-earned tendies,” read the brief in part, which also claimed that the online brokerage had left countless Redditors “holding the bag.” “This is the way. If every autist stands together, we’ll sue these Robinhood cucks out of house and home. Hold stronk. We’ll be buying the dip; they’ll be buying commissary in the clink.” At press time, a popular Reddit post urged “Euro retards” to show solidarity by filing class-action lawsuits in their countries of origin.

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[Atheris]

Redditors file class action lawsuit against Robinhood

NEW YORK—In response to the online brokering app halting trading on GameStop ($GME) after a surge in activity, Redditors filed a class-action lawsuit this week alleging that Robinhood has been on some “bitch shit lately.”

“Robinhood willfully deprived investors of their hard-earned tendies,” read the brief in part, which also claimed that the online brokerage had left countless Redditors “holding the bag.” “This is the way. If every autist stands together, we’ll sue these Robinhood cucks out of house and home. Hold stronk. We’ll be buying the dip; they’ll be buying commissary in the clink.” At press time, a popular Reddit post urged “Euro retards” to show solidarity by filing class-action lawsuits in their countries of origin.

I think my favorite part of that entire article is "alleging that Robinhood has been on some 'bitch shit lately.'"

[Andsed]

For anyone curious to how the WS rich spent their day during the last Occupy WS protests.

....Is it bad I kinda wanted to see them get pelted with rocks and their little glasses shattered? Cause I really wanna see those smug ass grins wiped off their faces.

[Albrenia]

It'll be a shame to go back to shouting at each other after we've all bonded over this.

[Stellar Colonies]

For anyone curious to how the WS rich spent their day during the last Occupy WS protests.

....Is it bad I kinda wanted to see them get pelted with rocks and their little glasses shattered? Cause I really wanna see those smug ass grins wiped off their faces.

If they had a roasted pig on a table...

[Atheris]

For anyone curious to how the WS rich spent their day during the last Occupy WS protests.

....Is it bad I kinda wanted to see them get pelted with rocks and their little glasses shattered? Cause I really wanna see those smug ass grins wiped off their faces.

No, I do, too.

[Odreria]

I'm hearing a lot of chatter-confirming what Seangoli and a few others have mentioned, that there's almost certainly going to be a liquidity crisis in Wall St. sometime in the next few days

now is the time to quadruple, quintuple, and sextuple yikes, for there is no fucking way the larger economy can't be affected by that

ok liberal

[Albrenia]

It would be darkly amusing if a bunch of nerds buying Gamestop shares tanked the stock market when hundreds of thousands of deaths from COVID didn't.

Would really show what the beating black heart of corruption that is the stock market thinks is important.

[Shrillland]

It would be darkly amusing if a bunch of nerds buying Gamestop shares tanked the stock market when hundreds of thousands of deaths from COVID didn't.

Would really show what the beating black heart of corruption that is the stock market thinks is important.

It would...unfortunately, I can see another side to the picture. A crash and economic slump may result in the government blaming them and leading to laws that shore up, rather than shit on, hedge fund parasites.

[Galloism]

It would be darkly amusing if a bunch of nerds buying Gamestop shares tanked the stock market when hundreds of thousands of deaths from COVID didn't.

Would really show what the beating black heart of corruption that is the stock market thinks is important.

It would...unfortunately, I can see another side to the picture. A crash and economic slump may result in the government blaming them and leading to laws that shore up, rather than shit on, hedge fund parasites.

I’m actually optimistic in this regard. A bunch of ordinary people are just piling on this thing in spite of this being smeared as a white supremacist gamergate anti-elite trumpest financial insurrection.

And they vote.

[New haven america]

It would...unfortunately, I can see another side to the picture. A crash and economic slump may result in the government blaming them and leading to laws that shore up, rather than shit on, hedge fund parasites.

I’m actually optimistic in this regard. A bunch of ordinary people are just piling on this thing in spite of this being smeared as a white supremacist gamergate anti-elite trumpest financial insurrection.

And they vote.

Well it is anti-elitist.

Which isn't a bad thing.

[Albrenia]

It would...unfortunately, I can see another side to the picture. A crash and economic slump may result in the government blaming them and leading to laws that shore up, rather than shit on, hedge fund parasites.

I’m actually optimistic in this regard. A bunch of ordinary people are just piling on this thing in spite of this being smeared as a white supremacist gamergate anti-elite trumpest financial insurrection.

And they vote.

Lets hope they don't take the 'well if you call me a monster, I'll be a monster' path that tends to occur. I've had enough of people being 'ironically' racist just because some dumbass says Pewdiepie is a Nazi.