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PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:49 am
by New yugoslavaia
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
New yugoslavaia wrote:
I mean getting rid of the entirety of China and not just the CCP government. Do the people have to go too?


Nope. I didn’t lie when I said “abolish China and save lives”. Please go to the China thread to understand what abolitionism is.


How about you just tell me what it is right here.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:55 am
by Latvijas Otra Republika
based catposter

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:12 am
by Nekostan-e Gharbi
New yugoslavaia wrote:
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
Nope. I didn’t lie when I said “abolish China and save lives”. Please go to the China thread to understand what abolitionism is.


How about you just tell me what it is right here.


Get rid of the centralized Chinese state based on the brutal Qin dynasty and establish Sangleyia, one or several Israel-like mercantile states. The four clauses in the sentence “Cats rule; dogs drool; Israel rocks; China sucks.” are related. Feline individualism and creativity are contrasted with canine collectivism and obedience. The former corresponds to the nature of Israel while the latter corresponds to the nature of China, the anti-Israel ethnic Chinese run away from.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:15 am
by Dollystana
Absolutely. Like it's right there in my flag.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:15 am
by New yugoslavaia
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
New yugoslavaia wrote:
How about you just tell me what it is right here.


Get rid of the centralized Chinese state based on the brutal Qin dynasty and establish Sangleyia, one or several Israel-like mercantile states.


Mercantile state?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:17 am
by Nekostan-e Gharbi
New yugoslavaia wrote:
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
Get rid of the centralized Chinese state based on the brutal Qin dynasty and establish Sangleyia, one or several Israel-like mercantile states.


Mercantile state?

Yup. A state that encourages and protects domestic and international commerce, which is what ethnic Chinese actually like to do but the cultural orthodoxy of both old (Confucian-Legalist) and new (Communist) China hates. This is why the paradoxical entity of China which makes as much sense as a dictatorship that indoctrinates cats in the virtue of veganism and the sin of being carnivores needs to be abolished.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:26 am
by Nekostan-e Gharbi
This is not the China abolition thread so I will stop here.

Ailurocracy is effective in preventing dictatorship.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:36 am
by New yugoslavaia
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:This is not the China abolition thread so I will stop here.

Ailurocracy is effective in preventing dictatorship.


Yeah, only because the cats are stupid.

No offence to cats. They're very nice, but defiantly not cut out for any sort of administrative tasks.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:41 am
by Nekostan-e Gharbi
New yugoslavaia wrote:
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:This is not the China abolition thread so I will stop here.

Ailurocracy is effective in preventing dictatorship.


Yeah, only because the cats are stupid.

No offence to cats. They're very nice, but defiantly not cut out for any sort of administrative tasks.


This is precisely why ailurocracy is beneficial.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:47 am
by Agarntrop
so then, whats the next ridiculous idea youre gonna come up with?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:05 am
by Lillorainen
In the Age of The Coof, NS Summer seems to last forever ...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:21 am
by New yugoslavaia
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
New yugoslavaia wrote:
Yeah, only because the cats are stupid.

No offence to cats. They're very nice, but defiantly not cut out for any sort of administrative tasks.


This is precisely why ailurocracy is beneficial.


But then who actually runs the government?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:35 am
by Nekostan-e Gharbi
New yugoslavaia wrote:
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
This is precisely why ailurocracy is beneficial.


But then who actually runs the government?


The human PM and their cabinet. The Minister of Interior is feline in order to abolish this position though.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:58 am
by Lamenia
I don't get it. This is absurd and would never fly. Just get rid of the office.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:01 pm
by The Archregimancy
Page wrote:I'm already a cat's bitch. Make one President for all I care, my life will be no different. "Hey, I licked up all the jelly from the food you put out 5 minutes ago, I need new food now!" "Yes, Mr. President." "If I don't get belly rubs I am going to nuke a random country, might be Iran, might be Norway, do you want to roll those dice?"


Your cat and my cat sound as if they're members of the same political party.

Does your cat also ascribe to the 'I have re-entered the [White] house, and will now make my presence felt by howling loudly' part of the party's platform?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:02 pm
by Kexholm Karelia
No, dogs are better

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:03 pm
by Jedi Council
I've heard some bad ideas.

I've heard some stupid ideas.

In heard some ridiculous ideas.

Therefore I can identify when I'm looking at a bad, stupid, and ridiculous idea

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:03 pm
by Ethel mermania
Tasty Salmon and kibble for all

--- chairman Meow.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:04 pm
by -Astoria-
...what?

I think I'll need a drink to process this... the hell?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:09 pm
by Kargintinia
No we need a rabbit, specifically this one:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:12 pm
by Drew Durrnil
Why does this thread even exist? Cats don't have the mental capacity to run an entire country, including foreign relations and the military.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:13 pm
by New yugoslavaia
Drew Durrnil wrote:Why does this thread even exist? Cats don't have the mental capacity to run an entire country, including foreign relations and the military.


I thought he was joking.
Apparently not.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:13 pm
by Kexholm Karelia
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Chungusocracy best government

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:14 pm
by Tinhampton
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:For example the head of state should always be feline to reduce possibility of cult of personality.

Say hi to Grumpy Cat for me.

Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:P.S. The essence of ailurocracy is of course not about cats. Instead it is about a stronger form of abolition of certain offices by nominally keeping them but preventing them from functioning. Hence for example a permanent non-human head of state is equivalent to the abolition of the office of head of state.

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Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:P.S.S. I’m inspired by the Taiwanese Cat Party: https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3667329

Are there any records of this party actually standing in any elections? I can't find any on Adam Carr's Psephos website.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:16 pm
by Ethel mermania
Drew Durrnil wrote:Why does this thread even exist? Cats don't have the mental capacity to run an entire country, including foreign relations and the military.

Have you been paying attention to Washington DC the past couple of days? We would be far better off with miss puss-puss in charge.