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Given some of the breakfast-y themed topics we've had recently, I thought this would be interesting.

Toast. Lovely. Perhaps not as such on its own, yet with the addition of a spread of your choice (e.g. butter, jam, a i r) it becomes quite something.

But we're not looking at that. Instead, do you cut it. And if so, how?



See, I've always been used to 2, although in fairness 1 is easier to cut. 2 works for a nice cornish-pasty-style hold, if you're doing something at the same time. 3, on the other hand, is absolutely cursed.

2 all the way. Whoever does 3 needs psychiatric help.

I don't cut it. A piece of bread is a rather light thing. It makes sense to not lift up an entire steak to take a bite out of it but I don't see any sense in cutting something I could balance on one finger.

2. Occasionally 1.

Page wrote:I don't cut it. A piece of bread is a rather light thing. It makes sense to not lift up an entire steak to take a bite out of it but I don't see any sense in cutting something I could balance on one finger.

No!!!

With my teeth.

My teeth are good enough, but if I have to, it’d be 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, by order of preference.

2 is the only logical option. It's efficient.

With a knife

I don’t.

Five to six bites and it’s gone. No cutting necessary.

with a karate chop

I don't.

Generally 1.

If I'm putting meats in it then it might be 2 or 3 depending on the dimensions.

I prefer bagels

I cut them into heptagons, several dozen out of each slice of toast.

I cut it along a plane parallel to the larger face.

Everything else is for amateurs.

Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

On the diagonal, like a true capitalist

Major-Tom wrote:Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

Adamede wrote:

Major-Tom wrote:Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

See, this is why the UK is in such a state

I don’t?

Jedi Council wrote:

Adamede wrote:Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

See, this is why the UK is in such a state

That, and chip butties.

People cut their toast?

Jedi Council wrote:I prefer bagels

May the force be...