TET! Party Like It's 2021!

[Hurdergaryp]

We'e more of a fish then a jellyfish has ever been.

We should point at jellyfish with our extremely modified lobed fins and laugh at their not-fishness.

That just would be a very impolite thing to do and I therefore do not agree with it.

[Immoren]

Basically
>In Monophyletic cladistics classification organism belongs to every clade its ancestors were
>Organism are whatever their parents were with unusually minor variations
>Ancestor of tetrapods was a fish that learned to walk on land
>Ancestor of whales was tetrapod that returned to ocean
>Thus whales are fish
And people get angry and claim that I'm "insincere troll" who "doesn't understand how taxonomy works."

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

I mean ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs, mosasaurs and probably some other tetrapod groups beat them at it.

[Heloin]

We should point at jellyfish with our extremely modified lobed fins and laugh at their not-fishness.

That just would be a very impolite thing to do and I therefore do not agree with it.

Their lack of any brain probably my means they won’t mind.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That just would be a very impolite thing to do and I therefore do not agree with it.

Their lack of any brain probably my means they won’t mind.

Ha!

[Atheris]

That just would be a very impolite thing to do and I therefore do not agree with it.

Their lack of any brain probably my means they won’t mind.

the fact that jellyfish have evolved over 650 million years without a brain gives hope to beatles fans everywhere

[Kannap]

Their lack of any brain probably my means they won’t mind.

the fact that jellyfish have evolved over 650 million years without a brain gives hope to beatles fans everywhere

Hey, what did Volkswagen ever do to you?

[Atheris]

the fact that jellyfish have evolved over 650 million years without a brain gives hope to beatles fans everywhere

Hey, what did Volkswagen ever do to you?

hitler

[Talvezout]

Basically
>In Monophyletic cladistics classification organism belongs to every clade its ancestors were
>Organism are whatever their parents were with unusually minor variations
>Ancestor of tetrapods was a fish that learned to walk on land
>Ancestor of whales was tetrapod that returned to ocean
>Thus whales are fish
And people get angry and claim that I'm "insincere troll" who "doesn't understand how taxonomy works."

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

Given how life on land has been playing out, they honestly were smart to do so.

[Kowani]

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

Given how life on land has been playing out, they honestly were smart to do so.

yeah, they're havin' a whale of a time

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

TMW you realize you’re getting older after having to put two muscle rub patches in your chest so that you can actually be able to do your prescribed workout? That’s me. *cry*

[Ethel mermania]

Basically
>In Monophyletic cladistics classification organism belongs to every clade its ancestors were
>Organism are whatever their parents were with unusually minor variations
>Ancestor of tetrapods was a fish that learned to walk on land
>Ancestor of whales was tetrapod that returned to ocean
>Thus whales are fish
And people get angry and claim that I'm "insincere troll" who "doesn't understand how taxonomy works."

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

Whales are known for their intelligence

[Talvezout]

TMW you realize you’re getting older after having to put two muscle rub patches in your chest so that you can actually be able to do your prescribed workout? That’s me. *cry*

If it makes you feel any better, I have had arthritis in my knees since time immemorial and I'm barely in my 20s

Given how life on land has been playing out, they honestly were smart to do so.

yeah, they're havin' a whale of a time

boooooo

[Kowani]

TMW you realize you’re getting older after having to put two muscle rub patches in your chest so that you can actually be able to do your prescribed workout? That’s me. *cry*

no matter how fast you are, no-one outruns Father Time

TMW you realize you’re getting older after having to put two muscle rub patches in your chest so that you can actually be able to do your prescribed workout? That’s me. *cry*

If it makes you feel any better, I have had arthritis in my knees since time immemorial and I'm barely in my 20s

yeah, they're havin' a whale of a time

boooooo

Shit, i don't speak Ghost
anyone have a translation?

[Ethel mermania]

Hey, what did Volkswagen ever do to you?

hitler

Porsche, they may be rear engined nazi slot cars, but they are fun.

[Loeje]

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

Whales are known for their intelligence

Google says that the cutest whales are beluga whales.

It's unrelated, but interesting.

[Abserdia]

Love sludge post-punk Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Loeje]

If it makes you feel any better, I have had arthritis in my knees since time immemorial and I'm barely in my 20s


boooooo

Shit, i don't speak Ghost
anyone have a translation?

Translation: That was a very good pun.

[Kowani]

Shit, i don't speak Ghost
anyone have a translation?

Translation: That was a very good pun.

the mission has been accomplished, then

[Loeje]

Translation: That was a very good pun.

the mission has been accomplished, then

Now if I could get books in exchange for translating, that would be better.

[Kowani]

the mission has been accomplished, then

Now if I could get books in exchange for translating, that would be better.

KNN laments to inform you that we lack the budget for such a proposition
I recommend patience, abstention from material desires, and the Jedi Way

[Heloin]

Love that whales are just the result of tetrapods realizing, "Fuck, this land shit sucks," and then yeeting back into the ocean.

Whales are known for their intelligence

The crew of the Enterprise time travelled to save them.

[Luziyca]

After reading the famous FLAC copypasta, I am convinced that it's better than mp4 and I need to start using FLAC for my music.

[Talvezout]

man, i hate being a bundle of various mental issues and whatnot - i finally start picking myself up only to fall back down again :/

[New Visayan Islands]

If it makes you feel any better, I have had arthritis in my knees since time immemorial and I'm barely in my 20s


boooooo

Shit, i don't speak Ghost
anyone have a translation?

Nuclear Launch Detected.

[Abserdia]

In case anyone’s kinda interested in baseball, Carlos Rodón of the White Sox just pitched a no-hitter.
There was a very unceremonious end to the perfect game in the 9th, with the slightest HBP, but it was exciting nonetheless.

I like baseball.