TET! Party Like It's 2021!

[Ethel mermania]

One of my aunts is a real estate agent and she was telling me about this interaction with a client.

Aunt: So you said you teach chemistry at [college]?

Client: Yes I do.

Aunt: Oh, my niece goes there. She may have had you for a couple of classes.

Client: Really? Who's your niece?

Aunt: Her name is [my name].

Client: *exasperated sigh* Yes, I remember her. How could I not.

Not surprised that he remembers me so well. When I was in his class, I managed to cause the fire alarms to go off in the lab because I screwed up an experiment. Only reason I passed was so he could get me out of his class because I was a danger to myself and others.

That's a little worrying.

Do you think her aunt lost the sale?

[Silvedania]

One of my aunts is a real estate agent and she was telling me about this interaction with a client.

Aunt: So you said you teach chemistry at [college]?

Client: Yes I do.

Aunt: Oh, my niece goes there. She may have had you for a couple of classes.

Client: Really? Who's your niece?

Aunt: Her name is [my name].

Client: *exasperated sigh* Yes, I remember her. How could I not.

Not surprised that he remembers me so well. When I was in his class, I managed to cause the fire alarms to go off in the lab because I screwed up an experiment. Only reason I passed was so he could get me out of his class because I was a danger to myself and others.

Eek. Soooooo... been in any chemistry accidents since then?

[Xmara]

That's a little worrying.

Do you think her aunt lost the sale?

She didn't. At least I don't think.

[Xmara]

One of my aunts is a real estate agent and she was telling me about this interaction with a client.

Aunt: So you said you teach chemistry at [college]?

Client: Yes I do.

Aunt: Oh, my niece goes there. She may have had you for a couple of classes.

Client: Really? Who's your niece?

Aunt: Her name is [my name].

Client: *exasperated sigh* Yes, I remember her. How could I not.

Not surprised that he remembers me so well. When I was in his class, I managed to cause the fire alarms to go off in the lab because I screwed up an experiment. Only reason I passed was so he could get me out of his class because I was a danger to myself and others.

Eek. Soooooo... been in any chemistry accidents since then?

No. I made a few other mistakes, but nothing else that's caused the fire alarm to go off.

[Ethel mermania]

Do you think her aunt lost the sale?

She didn't. At least I don't think.

Well then all well that ends well. Your aunt should buy you dinner.

[Kowani]

One of my aunts is a real estate agent and she was telling me about this interaction with a client.

Aunt: So you said you teach chemistry at [college]?

Client: Yes I do.

Aunt: Oh, my niece goes there. She may have had you for a couple of classes.

Client: Really? Who's your niece?

Aunt: Her name is [my name].

Client: *exasperated sigh* Yes, I remember her. How could I not.

Not surprised that he remembers me so well. When I was in his class, I managed to cause the fire alarms to go off in the lab because I screwed up an experiment. Only reason I passed was so he could get me out of his class because I was a danger to myself and others.

so we're putting you in the lab to design weapons, cool?

[Xmara]

One of my aunts is a real estate agent and she was telling me about this interaction with a client.

Aunt: So you said you teach chemistry at [college]?

Client: Yes I do.

Aunt: Oh, my niece goes there. She may have had you for a couple of classes.

Client: Really? Who's your niece?

Aunt: Her name is [my name].

Client: *exasperated sigh* Yes, I remember her. How could I not.

Not surprised that he remembers me so well. When I was in his class, I managed to cause the fire alarms to go off in the lab because I screwed up an experiment. Only reason I passed was so he could get me out of his class because I was a danger to myself and others.

so we're putting you in the lab to design weapons, cool?

Sounds good to me.

[Hurdergaryp]

so we're putting you in the lab to design weapons, cool?

Sounds good to me.

And it was such a nice laboratory before it exploded, devastating everything in a seven kilometer radius.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Sounds good to me.

And it was such a nice laboratory before it exploded, devastating everything in a seven kilometer radius.

You'll never work in Wuhan again!

[Cereskia]

*Blasts Robot Rock at max volume and starts dancing*

[Ethel mermania]

And it was such a nice laboratory before it exploded, devastating everything in a seven kilometer radius.

You'll never work in Wuhan again!

But.. but... the fresh food is so good.

[Hurdergaryp]

You'll never work in Wuhan again!

But.. but... the fresh food is so good.

As is the local public transport, but what can you do.

[Ethel mermania]

But.. but... the fresh food is so good.

As is the local public transport, but what can you do.

Sounds like opportunity for me.

[Heloin]

Sounds good to me.

And it was such a nice laboratory before it exploded, devastating everything in a seven kilometer radius.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

As is the local public transport, but what can you do.

Sounds like opportunity for me.

You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher Von Braun

[Ethel mermania]

And it was such a nice laboratory before it exploded, devastating everything in a seven kilometer radius.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Sounds like opportunity for me.

You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher Von Braun

I dont even speak English

[Heloin]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher Von Braun

I dont even speak English

And I have doubts on your German. 你会好起来的。 可能是。

[Hiram Land]

I dont even speak English

And I have doubts on your German. 你会好起来的。 可能是。

You live in China?

[Heloin]

And I have doubts on your German. 你会好起来的。 可能是。

You live in China?

[Hiram Land]

You live in China?

but I hate florida...
how's it going mate?

[Heloin]

but I hate florida...

That's the correct response.

how's it going mate?

I'm playing factorio on the second monitor.

[Ethel mermania]

Its -5c

Have i mentioned how much I hate winter.

[Kowani]

Its -5c

Have i mentioned how much I hate winter.

get hot chocolate and a fluffy blanket

[Loeje]

Its -5c

Have i mentioned how much I hate winter.

Puppies are warm. And, tea is good.

[Nakena]

Its -5c

Have i mentioned how much I hate winter.

Come to Florida.

[Hurdergaryp]

Its -5c

Have i mentioned how much I hate winter.

Come to Florida.

Only to discover that what happened to Texas might also happen to Florida in the grim darkness of the nearby future. Or the state just drowns, while its profoundly conservative leaders continue to deny climate change from a very comfortable and safe distance.