Fully Lab-Grown Meat to be sold for first time in history

[-Astoria-]

Could we please get back on topic, guys?

[Newark Aristocracy]

Could we please get back on topic, guys?

Too late for that my friend,way too late.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Oh interesting.

[Drewish]

What is this thread now

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Maybe not fucking replying to Moralityland's threadjack would help.

I think he's here to spread conspiracy theories nonsense and not to debate.

Conspiracy theories, but not just that. Anything objectionable.

Actually a class act. Might teach the Mods a thing or two.

[Moralityland]

Yeah, chemtrails and the Illuminati also exist. And Hillary Clinton definitely ran a child trafficking ring from a pizza shop's basement.

I ordered a pizza from Planet Ping-Pong. It was ludicrously over-priced and cold on arrival (air-freight to Australia) but it did not come with a little boy dressed as a sailor.

I took public legal advice: it was that I couldn't sue 4chan or any of their users. If Free Speech is worth what you pay for it, some idiot owes me money!

maybe, but Hillary was friends with epstein, so it is very likely, and she supports homosexuality and brainwashing kids into the trans agenda. so it is even more likely. I don't have much info about chemtrails or the illuminati, but the feemasons are real, and as a Catholic, I know how evil they are. There is an entire papal encyclical on the freemasons.

[Vassenor]

I ordered a pizza from Planet Ping-Pong. It was ludicrously over-priced and cold on arrival (air-freight to Australia) but it did not come with a little boy dressed as a sailor.

I took public legal advice: it was that I couldn't sue 4chan or any of their users. If Free Speech is worth what you pay for it, some idiot owes me money!

maybe, but Hillary was friends with epstein, so it is very likely, and she supports homosexuality and brainwashing kids into the trans agenda. so it is even more likely. I don't have much info about chemtrails or the illuminati, but the feemasons are real, and as a Catholic, I know how evil they are. There is an entire papal encyclical on the freemasons.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

What is this thread now

It's the Moralityland blog. This is what happens when a newcomer determined to cause trouble has the sense not to start a new thread. Mods would just lock that as "not your blog". Instead, this whole thread will get locked, all honest attempts to discuss the subject included, as being "hopelessly threadjacked."

My first guess was The East Marches. My second guess is Cop Met.

[Moralityland]

Could we please get back on topic, guys?

agree, lab grown meat should be banned. if you don't, the communists will eventually ban farm grown meat and make lab grown meat the only option, under the guise of saving the environment. and farmers and small business will be taken out of food production, and big corporations allied with the communist elite will control food production like they now control the media, big tech and social media.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

I ordered a pizza from Planet Ping-Pong. It was ludicrously over-priced and cold on arrival (air-freight to Australia) but it did not come with a little boy dressed as a sailor.

I took public legal advice: it was that I couldn't sue 4chan or any of their users. If Free Speech is worth what you pay for it, some idiot owes me money!

maybe, but Hillary was friends with epstein, so it is very likely, and she supports homosexuality and brainwashing kids into the trans agenda. so it is even more likely. I don't have much info about chemtrails or the illuminati, but the feemasons are real, and as a Catholic, I know how evil they are. There is an entire papal encyclical on the freemasons.

Excuse me, but I'm a member of 25 years standing, with the Freemasons.

EDIT: Wait, no I'm not. Apparently I'm a member of the Freecarpenters. Affiliated, not the same thing.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Could we please get back on topic, guys?

agree, lab grown meat should be banned. if you don't, the communists will eventually ban farm grown meat and make lab grown meat the only option, under the guise of saving the environment. and farmers and small business will be taken out of food production, and big corporations allied with the communist elite will control food production like they now control the media, big tech and social media.

Progress bad! Government and big corps control everything so they will make progress serve their ends.

Stop pissing around with "this is bad, that is bad" and go full reactionary. Everything since Reagan is bad, smash it all up! Private space launches, BAD! Internet BAD! Electric cars BAD! Smart phones BAD! Fast rail BAD! ICC in the Hague BAD! Brexit BAD!

Start by smashing your own phone. Do it now.

[Adamede]

I wonder if they'll lab-grow human meat?

And if it can be made to resemble specific individual humans ?
"Eat the rich ! We have an entré of Gates, followed by a slice of Trump...."

I don’t think trump has lived a lifestyle that would produce good tasting meat.

[Valentine Z]

If the lab-grown meat is perfected to details and has the exact same benefits and nutrients as it came from an animal, there's nothing wrong with it. I certainly won't mind trying it out, given that I'm here in Singapore, too.

With that said, I'm going to give it a few more moments. The stigma of eating something created in the lab is hard to shake, but hey, a good rule of thumb is to wait for reviews!

EDIT: Here's a newspiece from the local newspaper: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/si ... a-13681072

[Resilient Acceleration]

agree, lab grown meat should be banned. if you don't, the communists will eventually ban farm grown meat and make lab grown meat the only option, under the guise of saving the environment. and farmers and small business will be taken out of food production, and big corporations allied with the communist elite will control food production like they now control the media, big tech and social media.

Progress bad! Government and big corps control everything so they will make progress serve their ends.

Stop pissing around with "this is bad, that is bad" and go full reactionary. Everything since Reagan is bad, smash it all up! Private space launches, BAD! Internet BAD! Electric cars BAD! Smart phones BAD! Fast rail BAD! ICC in the Hague BAD! Brexit BAD!

Start by smashing your own phone. Do it now.

I mean,

big corporations allied with the communist elite

So yeah.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Could we please get back on topic, guys?

agree, lab grown meat should be banned. if you don't, the communists will eventually ban farm grown meat and make lab grown meat the only option, under the guise of saving the environment. and farmers and small business will be taken out of food production, and big corporations allied with the communist elite will control food production like they now control the media, big tech and social media.

That is one of the stupidest fucking things i have ever read on this forum, and i genuinely mean that and ive been on here now for eight years and seen a lot of really fucking dumb things get posted.

The big corporations... allied with the communist elite.


Sometimes i weep for the human race.

[The Central Pacific Free State]

better than regular meat

[Picairn]

big corporations allied with the communist elite

Worthy Quote of the Year.

[Resilient Acceleration]

If the lab-grown meat is perfected to details and has the exact same benefits and nutrients as it came from an animal, there's nothing wrong with it. I certainly won't mind trying it out, given that I'm here in Singapore, too.

With that said, I'm going to give it a few more moments. The stigma of eating something created in the lab is hard to shake, but hey, a good rule of thumb is to wait for reviews!

EDIT: Here's a newspiece from the local newspaper: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/si ... a-13681072

Well review means someone's gotta be sacrificed first, don't you wanna cover for us? In the name of science ?

[Calimama]

Yeah I mean if they can perfect the end result to be more or less like the real thing I have no issues with this whatsoever.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

And if it can be made to resemble specific individual humans ?
"Eat the rich ! We have an entré of Gates, followed by a slice of Trump...."

I don’t think trump has lived a lifestyle that would produce good tasting meat.

I'm not sure about that. Graziers try to raise their stock without too much exercise or stress. Not being a grazier I can't say which is more important: stressing animals causes them to exercise, whereas animals that do moderate and regular exercise (wandering about eating stuff) are generally OK. I'm going to say stress is bad, moderate exercise good. Trump I think has had a lot of self-induced stress, it's his lifestyle. Moderate exercise, not much but a bit.

Moving on to diet. I think Trump's diet is a lot better than most people think. He makes a point of eating junk food, but he's not as fat as you'd expect from someone who ate only that. When Melania is around I expect his diet is quite healthy, and would be ideal if not for snacking when she's not around.

And drugs. If there's one thing we learned from Trump's hospitalization for covid (and it WASN'T that he had covid) it's that he doesn't use recreational drugs. I think he probably takes a sleeping pill (melatonin, very mild), and may be on anti-depressants, and certainly takes statins because a man of his age and obesity could not consult with any doctor without being prescribed statins (it's the "you could have a stroke" thing which sells it). But he really went off on the steroid they gave him in hospital: steroids have a general stimulant effect which wouldn't occur if Trump regularly took amphetamines or cocaine derivatives.

OK, finally we must consider age. Trump is in his 70's, that's 16 in cow years and it's really old.

Trump Meat would be very tough and gamey, may contain a high level of heavy metals and residual covid vaccine, but it won't disturb your mental functioning nor make you sick.

[Valentine Z]

If the lab-grown meat is perfected to details and has the exact same benefits and nutrients as it came from an animal, there's nothing wrong with it. I certainly won't mind trying it out, given that I'm here in Singapore, too.

With that said, I'm going to give it a few more moments. The stigma of eating something created in the lab is hard to shake, but hey, a good rule of thumb is to wait for reviews!

EDIT: Here's a newspiece from the local newspaper: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/si ... a-13681072

Well review means someone's gotta be sacrificed first, don't you wanna cover for us? In the name of science ?

Oh goodness, I am gonna become a guinea kitten!

Meow.

[Calimama]

I don’t think trump has lived a lifestyle that would produce good tasting meat.

I'm not sure about that. Graziers try to raise their stock without too much exercise or stress. Not being a grazier I can't say which is more important: stressing animals causes them to exercise, whereas animals that do moderate and regular exercise (wandering about eating stuff) are generally OK. I'm going to say stress is bad, moderate exercise good. Trump I think has had a lot of self-induced stress, it's his lifestyle. Moderate exercise, not much but a bit.

Moving on to diet. I think Trump's diet is a lot better than most people think. He makes a point of eating junk food, but he's not as fat as you'd expect from someone who ate only that. When Melania is around I expect his diet is quite healthy, and would be ideal if not for snacking when she's not around.

And drugs. If there's one thing we learned from Trump's hospitalization for covid (and it WASN'T that he had covid) it's that he doesn't use recreational drugs. I think he probably takes a sleeping pill (melatonin, very mild), and may be on anti-depressants, and certainly takes statins because a man of his age and obesity could not consult with any doctor without being prescribed statins (it's the "you could have a stroke" thing which sells it). But he really went off on the steroid they gave him in hospital: steroids have a general stimulant effect which wouldn't occur if Trump regularly took amphetamines or cocaine derivatives.

OK, finally we must consider age. Trump is in his 70's, that's 16 in cow years and it's really old.

Trump Meat would be very tough and gamey, may contain a high level of heavy metals and residual covid vaccine, but it won't disturb your mental functioning nor make you sick.

That's... a very detailed explanation for how Trump would taste, you are now on the FBI watchlist.

Also:

[Silver Commonwealth]

Yay, an another triumph for science.

Tbh, I personally don't care about the lab-grown meat vs regular meat debate - I would take the lab-grown one as long as it tastes not too different from the regular one, is cheaper, and has appropriate health standards. And of course I can always dump some seasoning on it.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Yeah I mean if they can perfect the end result to be more or less like the real thing I have no issues with this whatsoever.

If it was cheaper than meat, I would eat this instead.

I do eat meat, for the protein and the cocktail of vitamins and enzymes. I don't actually enjoy it that much. Something that didn't taste very different but had all the same goodies in it, well it would be just a matter of price.

[Calimama]

Yeah I mean if they can perfect the end result to be more or less like the real thing I have no issues with this whatsoever.

If it was cheaper than meat, I would eat this instead.

I do eat meat, for the protein and the cocktail of vitamins and enzymes. I don't actually enjoy it that much. Something that didn't taste very different but had all the same goodies in it, well it would be just a matter of price.

I'll admit I do like my meat products, so taste would make or break it for me, cheaper would be better too - steaks are expensive. But considering I do not live in Singapore, it's not going to be something that comes to the US for a while probably.