Mafia Queen Hypothetical

[The Free Joy State]

this woman is like John Kerry, she just keeps comin' back

Some of these characters are like the Roadrunner. They just won't die.

Are they all supposed to be?

What about the ones on Macau?

This state sounds like the sort of place where you wouldn't even get a gaming license without greasing some palms first.

Officially religious, but really corrupt as hell, yeah... you'd have to grease the palms.

I think last time I killed the Mafia Queen in all-out turf war. As she's been given writer upgrades into superpowerful wonderwoman and my character's been given writer downgrades into a weak little person who didn't realise he was in a Mafia town (who the hell opens a casino without doing their bloody research) -- presumably designed to make their character even more invulnerable and my character even more vulnerable... I guess I'll have to...

Go with UMN; the Mafia Queen sets off one of my traps. As for anyone who may follow her... My entire office, hell my whole casino, is filled with a maze of traps I can set off at any moment (my vulnerability was a ruse -- I always knew about the Mafia, but feigned ignorance in the hopes I'd never have to use my Mad Skills^TM). Moreover, I never have to leave my casino, as I am a Howard Hughes-like recluse.

I do not rehire Jack.

[Geneviev]

I want to know why I have a casino first.

[Infected Mushroom]

I want to know why I have a casino first.

It was a business investment

Do you take moral issue with gambling? Some people do.

[Heloin]

Did I shove Jack down a toilet last time? I'll do that again.

I remember you said you’d have him clean toilets, but I don’t remember the shoving down part

I shove him into a toilet.

[Geneviev]

I want to know why I have a casino first.

It was a business investment

Do you take moral issue with gambling?

Yes, I do. Or at least with the people who use it to steal from people. Anyway, if I do have a casino, then I would rehire him because I don't know if I still have principles in this hypothetical.

[Infected Mushroom]

It was a business investment

Do you take moral issue with gambling?

Yes, I do. Or at least with the people who use it to steal from people. Anyway, if I do have a casino, then I would rehire him because I don't know if I still have principles in this hypothetical.

I see

[Alcala-Cordel]

It was a business investment

Do you take moral issue with gambling?

Yes, I do. Or at least with the people who use it to steal from people. Anyway, if I do have a casino, then I would rehire him because I don't know if I still have principles in this hypothetical.

If you had principles you wouldn't have the casino, might as well go all in and hire hitmen and gangsters.

[Infected Mushroom]

I remember you said you’d have him clean toilets, but I don’t remember the shoving down part

I shove him into a toilet.

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[Senkaku]

I don't know what exactly you're working through, IM, but maybe leave us out of these things in the future

[Infected Mushroom]

I don't know what exactly you're working through, IM, but maybe leave us out of these things in the future

What do you mean?

[Natangia]

Personally, I'd tell her to go stuff it. Jack didn't do his job, and he isn't getting re-hired. She can try to do what she wants, but she doesn't run shit in my establishment.

[Sundiata]

Being wealthy is not worth losing my soul. No, I would not rehire him.

[Geneviev]

Yes, I do. Or at least with the people who use it to steal from people. Anyway, if I do have a casino, then I would rehire him because I don't know if I still have principles in this hypothetical.

If you had principles you wouldn't have the casino, might as well go all in and hire hitmen and gangsters.

I wouldn't go that far, I don't think.

[Infected Mushroom]

Being wealthy is not worth losing my soul. No, I would not rehire him.

Do you mean that re-hiring him could endanger your salvation?

[Alcala-Cordel]

If you had principles you wouldn't have the casino, might as well go all in and hire hitmen and gangsters.

I wouldn't go that far, I don't think.

Why not? You could be a mafia boss!

Being wealthy is not worth losing my soul. No, I would not rehire him.

And if she attacks, you'll have an army of gangsters ready for anyone who dares disrespect the Lord on your turf.

[Sundiata]

Being wealthy is not worth losing my soul. No, I would not rehire him.

Do you mean that re-hiring him could endanger your salvation?

Not only that, but yes, it could endanger my salvation.

[Infected Mushroom]

Do you mean that re-hiring him could endanger your salvation?

Not only that, but yes, it could endanger my salvation.

It’s against Christian doctrine to hire back undeserving employees out of self interest?

[Giovenith]

"What if your life was being threatened by Princess Aurora?" wasn't a thread I expected to see in NSG today.

[The Free Joy State]

"What if your life was being threatened by Princess Aurora?" wasn't a thread I expected to see in NSG today.

It seems to be becoming an annual NSG tradition. Along with the re-executing of Nazi witches.

[Sundiata]

And if she attacks, you'll have an army of gangsters ready for anyone who dares disrespect the Lord on your turf.

No, no. That's unnecessary. The Lord already has an army.

[Geneviev]

I wouldn't go that far, I don't think.

Why not? You could be a mafia boss!

I suppose that if we're assuming that I don't have principles in the hypothetical, that would actually be a possibility. But I think that even then it wouldn't be something I could do.

[Sundiata]

Not only that, but yes, it could endanger my salvation.

It’s against Christian doctrine to hire back undeserving employees out of self interest?

As Christians we are instructed to love others as much as ourselves, not more than ourselves.

[Giovenith]

"What if your life was being threatened by Princess Aurora?" wasn't a thread I expected to see in NSG today.

It seems to be becoming an annual NSG tradition. Along with the re-executing of Nazi witches.

I guess this is karma for all those times I said she was the most boring Disney princess.

[Infected Mushroom]

It’s against Christian doctrine to hire back undeserving employees out of self interest?

As Christians we are instructed to love others as much as ourselves, not more than ourselves.

I see...

[Alcala-Cordel]

No, no. That's unnecessary. The Lord already has an army.

Kinda, but he needs more gangsters.