2020 US General Election Thread XIII: Nocturne

[Minarchatopia]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

[Kexholm Karelia]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

I hope this is satire lol

[Esalia]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

I can't tell if this is satire or not.

This sounds satirical. Please tell me this is satirical.

[San Lumen]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

If they have such evidence of massive fraud why aren’t they presenting it in court? Are the judges in on the conspiracy that somehow missed the senate and House elections?

I really hope this is satirical.

[Minarchatopia]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

I can't tell if this is satire or not.

This sounds satirical. Please tell me this is satirical.

Satire? What's that word mean?

[Kexholm Karelia]

I can't tell if this is satire or not.

This sounds satirical. Please tell me this is satirical.

Satire? What's that word mean?

Yeah this is a strawman nation pretty sure

[Minarchatopia]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

If they have such evidence of massive fraud why aren’t they presenting it in court? Are the judges in on the conspiracy that somehow missed the senate and House elections?

I really hope this is satirical.

The entire world is working against a brave American president. Even the judges are part of the conspiracy to bring down my president and they're not allowing the evidence to be heard. Giuliani has pointed out the voter irregularities in Deerfield where somehow more than 5000 people voted despite only 5000 living there.

[Minarchatopia]

Satire? What's that word mean?

Yeah this is a strawman nation pretty sure

No, I'm just a proud conservative, a liberterian and a supporter of one of America's best presidents. I mean how can someone not like Donald Trump?

[Esalia]

Satire? What's that word mean?

Yeah this is a strawman nation pretty sure

Considering the date they were founded and the fact that the arguments are basically textbook Poe, probably.

[Gravlen]

Not when you phrase it like that. Even if he truly never committed any crime and was clean as a whistle, producing an ad that says "exonerated" really leads a voter to think "wait, why did he have to be exonerated in the first place the fuck?"

Because he got accused of wrongdoing. That's what exoneration means, yes?

It's kinda how the best move when you're accused of a crime is to tell ALL of your neighbours about it. That's sure to put it to rest...

[San Lumen]

If they have such evidence of massive fraud why aren’t they presenting it in court? Are the judges in on the conspiracy that somehow missed the senate and House elections?

I really hope this is satirical.

The entire world is working against a brave American president. Even the judges are part of the conspiracy to bring down my president and they're not allowing the evidence to be heard. Giuliani has pointed out the voter irregularities in Deerfield where somehow more than 5000 people voted despite only 5000 living there.

Please tell me your not serious. Even his own appointees have dismissed his claims.

[Minarchatopia]

The entire world is working against a brave American president. Even the judges are part of the conspiracy to bring down my president and they're not allowing the evidence to be heard. Giuliani has pointed out the voter irregularities in Deerfield where somehow more than 5000 people voted despite only 5000 living there.

Please tell me your not serious. Even his own appointees have dismissed his claims.

Yeah cause they're working against him too. They never could be trusted.

[San Lumen]

Please tell me your not serious. Even his own appointees have dismissed his claims.

Yeah cause they're working against him too. They never could be trusted.

Are you serious? What made them change? If there was such massive fraud how did it miss the house, senate and state legislative elections?

[Minarchatopia]

Yeah cause they're working against him too. They never could be trusted.

Are you serious? What made them change? If there was such massive fraud how did it miss the house, senate and state legislative elections?

See, cause they're playing the long game. They know it would look fraudulent if they rigged it all so they probably rigged it against Trump this election by allowing all these random votes from who knows where to be counted and then next election I could see them rigging the house.

[Repubblica Fascista Sociale Italiana]

What’s with the influx of astroturf accounts lately?

[Telconi]

Because he got accused of wrongdoing. That's what exoneration means, yes?

It's kinda how the best move when you're accused of a crime is to tell ALL of your neighbours about it. That's sure to put it to rest...

Public officials don't really get secrets.

[Zurkerx]

“To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election”: AG Barr says there's no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the Election.

Probably not going to change the minds of Trump Supporters but if one of Trump's own cronies can't find evidence of fraud, then it's pretty clear that the Election was not only free, but also fair with no widespread fraud.

That is bound to make Trump unhappy.

[San Lumen]

Are you serious? What made them change? If there was such massive fraud how did it miss the house, senate and state legislative elections?

See, cause they're playing the long game. They know it would look fraudulent if they rigged it all so they probably rigged it against Trump this election by allowing all these random votes from who knows where to be counted and then next election I could see them rigging the house.

You clearly have no idea how elections and ballot counting works. I’m a poll worker and I can tell you there was no fraud.

[Telconi]

See, cause they're playing the long game. They know it would look fraudulent if they rigged it all so they probably rigged it against Trump this election by allowing all these random votes from who knows where to be counted and then next election I could see them rigging the house.

You clearly have no idea how elections and ballot counting works. I’m a poll worker and I can tell you there was no fraud.

That'd be a first.

[Vassenor]

“To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election”: AG Barr says there's no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the Election.

Probably not going to change the minds of Trump Supporters but if one of Trump's own cronies can't find evidence of fraud, then it's pretty clear that the Election was not only free, but also fair with no widespread fraud.

That is bound to make Trump unhappy.

So how long until Barr gets fired?

[San Lumen]

“To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election”: AG Barr says there's no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the Election.

Probably not going to change the minds of Trump Supporters but if one of Trump's own cronies can't find evidence of fraud, then it's pretty clear that the Election was not only free, but also fair with no widespread fraud.

That is bound to make Trump unhappy.

It definitely will make him unhappy. The Illuminati and Reptilians got to Barr and forced him to give into the conspiracy.

[The Archregimancy]

Why?

Horrible creatures, cats.

Gay man in dislike of pussy shock.

Details at 11:00.

[Roswell 1947]

“To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election”: AG Barr says there's no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the Election.

Probably not going to change the minds of Trump Supporters but if one of Trump's own cronies can't find evidence of fraud, then it's pretty clear that the Election was not only free, but also fair with no widespread fraud.

That is bound to make Trump unhappy.

It definitely will make him unhappy. The Illuminati and Reptilians got to Barr and forced him to give into the conspiracy.

Barr is another one of our experiments gone wrong.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

First time looking at the news today and it seems the US has gone way crazier since last night.

[Augastania]

You're all laughing so smugly at the president's lawsuits but Mark my words, we'll see who has the last laugh. Rudi Giuliani is a great attorney and his groundbreaking word exposed the spectral hands of Hugo Chavez in the paranormal results of this election. And once Trump is given his second term and hopefully like 5 more terms after that, I'm sure he'll all but abolish taxes for me as well as many other people in the business community of America. Will he harm some people along the way?

He'll give us great new tax breaks. Think about it, don't you want your taxes lowered?

Why do you keep defending a leader who has proven himself ineffectual and disgraceful? Rudi Giuliani is as bad at being a lawyer as Trump has been at being a president.