Weirdest thing that you ever experienced

[Aureumterra III]

Once I got pulled out of a vagina and spent several decades living among a bunch of hairless apes, who eventually accepted me as one of them.

What the fuck? That is probably… ohhhhhh

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Once I got pulled out of a vagina and spent several decades living among a bunch of hairless apes, who eventually accepted me as one of them.

I misread that as "I pulled out of a vagina" and now I hate myself.

[Turelisa-]

Someone once poured inflammable liquid on themselves, and then set fire to it in my living room.

That must have been traumatising. I hope the person recovered from their injuries, and you got over the trauma.

[Ricksolot]

Occasionally I like to go on lone walks at night.

1. One night I walked outside of my neighborhood and wound up at a road that was not well lit. Then a really disheveled man on a bike came up to me and asked if was the guy he was looking for. It was really random and caught me off guard .

2. One night I was walking laps inside my neighborhood. My neighborhood is right by a forest, for some people it’s right behind their backyards. As I walked down the street closest to the forest something strange happened. I looked at the canopy’s of the trees where I could still make out the shapes of the tops then looked through a gap between houses were I could see straight into the forest. At this point it was just a black void though due to the lack of light. Then all of a sudden a gigantic gust of wind blew over me, it felt like it was being sucked into the forest or like something was trying to use it’s will to take me there. At the moment it was pretty creepy but I fought the wind and went back home.

3. One time in my neighborhood when I was younger we found a lunchbox with a dead rotting rabbit inside it.


As I ponder this topic more memories will come back to me.

[Mercatus]

I had a dream about sentient vacuum cleaners trying to kill me.

[Cordel One]

I know for a fact I've experienced weirder things but what comes to mind is the time I got sucked through the protective metal bars directly at one of those artificial wave machines in a water park and almost drowned. I was swimming past it when the current pulled my 8-year-old body underwater and backward, and I was positioned in such a way and was skinny enough that I slipped through and into a dark, bubbly chamber. I lost all sense of direction, but I swam around for a minute and eventually found the bars and went back through them.

Not too long ago this happened at another Shliterbahn water park.

[Ethel mermania]

Once I got pulled out of a vagina and spent several decades living among a bunch of hairless apes, who eventually accepted me as one of them.

I was pushed.

[Shofercia]

Has anything strange or weird happened to you? If so, please tell.

There was that one time we had a thread with a one line OP and the mods didn't lock it. That was super weird.

[MC United]

A long, LONG time ago, I met a girl working in a lounge who said she could read my mind. She told me to think of a color. So I thought, "OK, I'll think of one she'll never get." Then I thought of the color "fuchsia".

She told me that she saw a kind of light purple color.

That almost made me believe in telepathy.

[Xmara]

A long, LONG time ago, I met a girl working in a lounge who said she could read my mind. She told me to think of a color. So I thought, "OK, I'll think of one she'll never get." Then I thought of the color "fuchsia".

She told me that she saw a kind of light purple color.

That almost made me believe in telepathy.

I've convinced people I can read minds before.

[Grimmsland]

Has anything strange or weird happened to you? If so, please tell.

When I was about 11 or 12 was playing outside by myself (as usual) and got a strong sense I was being observed. I turned to the direction of the feeling and it was the sun. Sounds simple but prior to that point it was as if I had been on auto-pilot and not conscious of myself. Many years later I'm watching a youtube video of an interview of Carl Jung and he explains his moment of entering self consciousness but his happened as he was walking and it was as if he went through a fog and when he came out he was He. Have since heard of others experiencing this, in different ways. So.. it was something and it was good and I will never forget it. There is something else weird that occurred (somewhat near that time as well) but it is too out there and no a UFO or aliens are not involved.

[Narland]

This isn't the weirdest, but it on my top ten.

My second encounter with "ball lighting" was when I was a young teenager in eastern Oregon (more sage brush, rattlesnakes, and cactus than people) and the closest neighbor was a mile away. There was a bad thunderstorm toward twilight with incredible lightning flashes across the sky. The wind was blowing fiercely from all directions (not at the same time oc). The clouds were low and flying overhead at high speed. There was so much dirt, dust, and sand in the air the lightning flashed red. A cousin and I were safe but alone at our grandparents' home waiting for them to return from town 40 miles away.

Then there was a lull in the storm. The clouds still covered the sky and were moving at a fast pace, but at ground level the air was relatively still, real creepy like. My cousin and I stepped outside onto the steps of the porch to look at the weirdness of the sky and to try to out-spook each other.

There was the smell of ozone in the air, and to our scare a cat let out a bloodcurdling wail and ran from the right side of the house straight to the front yard fence line. From there it took a 90 degree left hand turn sprinted at full speed in front of us (at about 30 feet in front of us) across the front of the lawn. As it was doing so, a humming/crackling ball of lighting was following in its trail even so much as to take the same 90 degree left hand turn that the cat did, but oscillating in a wiggly fashion as it flew a couple of feet above the ground. And it was gaining on the cat.

The cat still sprinting arched around and disappeared behind the other side of the house near the driveway where (we assumed) the ball lighting connected because there was this loud crackle and flash. It happened so fast our minds couldn't really process what we had just seen. We were too scared to go around the corner to see the aftermath, as we were certain that that thing (the ball lightning) was alive. And if so, what if it came after us next?! (We were about 13 at the time).

My cousin and I looked at each other wide eyed, the hair on my neck sticking straight up. Just then the wind and dust started up again (and it the thunderstorm became wet with choking rain). We quickly went inside.

It spooked the living daylights out of us. We did the "Did you see that?" routine, and were trying to decide whether or not to tell anybody. Because of the storm the power and phone lines were down (pre-internet dark ages), and it (the storm) delayed our grandparents from returning until late at night. We had old style battle-lantern type "torches" (boxy flashlights) that we turned on and kept on in the bedroom while we slept, hiding under the covers while the storm raged on.

In the morning when we woke up our grandfather wanted to know what happened to grandma's cat, that was dead in the driveway. Neither of us said anything as at the time neither of us thought than anyone would believe us.

[Turelisa-]

A long, LONG time ago, I met a girl working in a lounge who said she could read my mind. She told me to think of a color. So I thought, "OK, I'll think of one she'll never get." Then I thought of the color "fuchsia".

She told me that she saw a kind of light purple color.

That almost made me believe in telepathy.

When I was a boy, I became acquainted with another boy, who I'd never met before. He knew nothing about me, nor I about him. After a minute of conversation, a name entered my mind, an impression so vivid that I asked him suddenly whether it was his name. To our astonishment, it was, and it was a name that isn't very common.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Someone once poured inflammable liquid on themselves, and then set fire to it in my living room.

That must have been traumatising. I hope the person recovered from their injuries, and you got over the trauma.

We smothered the flames quickly, so they only had some minor burns thankfully.

[Tyrassueb]

I got pulled over one time for accidentally running a red light. Officer asked me why I ran it and I was straight up honest - I hit a bump and the big bottle of Jaeger in the passenger seat started to tip forward and I didn't want it to smash on the floorboards so I had leaned over to push it back and missed seeing the red light. The cop checked the bottle and noted it was not opened and then we spent the next five minutes discussing our favorite alcohols. Shook his hand and drove home after that, no ticket and just a "drive safe" from him.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Once these three black guys came through the drive through at my other job high as a kite on weed. They tried to order Souffles but the one guy kept saying "you got 'sou fulls', totally mispronouncing the word. Everytime I asked them a question, the driver would take a good minute to get about to responding. Their eyes were deep red and the guy in the passenger seat had the thing reclined all the way back.

[Pax Nerdvana]

A couple weeks ago at work, this big beefy guy walked into the store maybe half an hour before closing. None of us had ever seen him before. He was wearing a black duster, overalls, and a ton of rings and stuff. He was acting real weird, like he was on something. Apparently, he also asked one of my coworkers (a really tall guy) some kind of creepy questions. I don't think anyone's seen him since. It was weird.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

This night

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Shipwrecks can be quite weird, I lived as a child in a place where they were a regular thing. I saw beaches covered in oranges, and two by fours, and one time an oil drilling platform broke loose in a storm and got trapped on rocks.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Shipwrecks can be quite weird, I lived as a child in a place where they were a regular thing. I saw beaches covered in oranges, and two by fours, and one time an oil drilling platform broke loose in a storm and got trapped on rocks.

You ever see pirates?

[Thepeopl]

I myself don't think it weird. But.
Sometimes I see ghosts/ visual hallucinations. Sometimes I see flashes of other people's thoughts. Sometimes I feel pain and when I contact my sibling (we are not twins), they did injure themselves (fell of horse)
I saw my dogs ghost leave when they died. (I was in bed, felt I needed to go to the window, saw my dog wagging and running away, and I knew they died) and yes I knew my dog was ill, but still.
Sometimes I hear voices/ auditory hallucinations. They only manifest when my life is in danger.

For me the weirdest experience is suddenly not liking the taste of coffee/ wine/ cloves etc when pregnant.
Very funny is the feeling of someone having the hiccups in your womb.

[Vu Den Voc]

I remember living in an apartment building right, and i used to have a bunk bed. So one day my parent's told me to go to bed and i did, altough i could not fall asleep. All of a sudden i heard a voice very alike to a little girl's whisper in my ear "want to play tag"? I jolted out of bed my bed telling my parents what happened, they did not believe me. I still don't know hat happened...

Also at that same apartment i had a dream where i was in my bedroom. It did not feel like a dream and from what i can recall looked exactly like my room. I was just laying there and out the window was just the night sky and parking lot.All of a sudden the window opened, letting a draft and breeze enter my room, as my curtains swayed. Ants, tons of ants crawled up my wall, things fell off like posters and my trophies. It kind of reminded me of those scary exorcism stories i always was interested but frightened by. So what did 8-10 year old me do? I started to call out Jesus and god. I started to say get out of here Satan and the devil. I said in the name of Jesus. I was bursting into a hysteria and into tears crying and yelling. Then all of a sudden everything stopped and the wind stopped blowing. I heard a evil laughter as my head opened up and a doll alike to a dummy doll stuffed what looked to be blue stuff into my head and when i woke up everything looked like my room (but without the mess made from the wind and stuff) I went to my parent's room and i cried frightened to go to bed.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Shipwrecks can be quite weird, I lived as a child in a place where they were a regular thing. I saw beaches covered in oranges, and two by fours, and one time an oil drilling platform broke loose in a storm and got trapped on rocks.

You ever see pirates?

No. Though my dad did used to hunt pirates from a seaplane.

[Senkaku]

Gotta be bioluminescence at night while kayaking on the Salish Sea. It was a moonless night in summer, so once your eyes adjusted, you could actually see the outlines of fish in the water way below you lighting up as they swam. Not weird like inexplicable, but definitely fascinating and surreal.

Otherwise it'd probably have to be random things I've seen people do or overheard them say out and about in New York, especially on the subway...

Those two said, the hallucinations from taking too much diphenhydramine (Benadryl) are fucking nuts. Not necessarily in a good or euphoric way, but like actually what I imagine unmedicated schizophrenics sometimes go through. I kept seeing people and talking with them before realizing no one was actually there, though in some cases it wasn't till the next day that I learned which interactions had been real and which hadn't been. Also saw some spiders that I recognized as fake, but also a ladybug which I didn't at the time, saw things moving or rippling that clearly weren't, and had auditory hallucinations (people talking to me, hissing/pssst noises, all sorts of stuff). It was very weird, but not in an interesting or fun way, just a deeply surreal and slightly terrifying one. The best way to describe it I think would be as if the logic of dreams were applied to reality, but not a really fun or interesting dream, just a normal confusing/boring one or a slightly tense and worrying one.

[South Cayriya]

when i was a kid, like around 7 or 8, i burned my arm

WHY IS THE SCAR STILL THERE WHYYYYYYYYYYYY