Police taser fan running onto baseball field

[Katganistan]

I heard that the fan asked permission from his dad first before running into the field.

And his dad of course had the authority to give him permission? He owns the field, or either of the two teams playing there? or MLB altogether?

[Lackadaisical2]

Can someone explain to an outsider why American police consider the words "arrest" and "attack" to be synonyms?

first explain what the hell you're talking about.

[North Wiedna]

I heard that the fan asked permission from his dad first before running into the field.

And his dad of course had the authority to give him permission? He owns the field, or either of the two teams playing there? or MLB altogether?

His dad told him not to do it.

[Katganistan]

I heard that the fan asked permission from his dad first before running into the field.

And his dad of course had the authority to give him permission? He owns the field, or either of the two teams playing there? or MLB altogether?

His dad told him not to do it.

Second lesson learned: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

[East Fancainia]

Second lesson learned: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

Third Lesson: Don't be a dick, and run onto the field.

[Katganistan]

Second lesson learned: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

Third Lesson: Don't be a dick, and run onto the field.

That was the first lesson, actually.

[Free Kanadian Refugees]

I blame Obama

I blame the Jews

SEE HOW EASY THIS IS?

Guy deserved it, because it was funny.

[F1-Insanity]

Quote picked up from elsewhere:

I get so sick and tired of criminals and idiots being "victims" and PC pussies who make excuses for them. Screw them. If you make a conscious decision to run onto the field, nobody knows if you have a knife or a gun or what your intentions are, despite what it "looks like". It didn't "look like" some guy was gonna stab Monica Seles in the back either but it happened. This moron knew what he was getting into, so he got what he deserved.

Great work there, officer.

[Caninope]

It's all Obama's fault. That white man was minding his business and then a black cop tazed him.

How's that?

[Farnhamia]

It's all Obama's fault. That white man was minding his business and then a black cop tazed him.

How's that?

That's a start, but you need to review some of Master You-Gi-Owe's OPs and learn.

[Coccygia]

Well, Jeez, otherwise he'd of hadda shoot the guy, right?

[Volnotov]

If I were the mayor I would have publically congratulated him.

Thumbs up!

[Tmutarakhan]

Second lesson learned: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

Third Lesson: Don't be a dick, and run onto the field.

That was the first lesson, actually.

But it bears repeating!
And the fourth lesson is: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

[Tmutarakhan]

Second lesson learned: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

Third Lesson: Don't be a dick, and run onto the field.

That was the first lesson, actually.

But it bears repeating!
And the fourth lesson is: when you ask Dad and he says, "Not a good idea," LISTEN.

EDIT: usually I delete one when my system double-posts on me like this, but this time it has a certain irony to it.

[Manahakatouki]

Can someone explain to an outsider why American police consider the words "arrest" and "attack" to be synonyms?

first explain what the hell you're talking about.

First Explai....wait no I'm with ya there.....nvm...carry on NSG....

[Caninope]

It's all Obama's fault. That white man was minding his business and then a black cop tazed him.

How's that?

That's a start, but you need to review some of Master You-Gi-Owe's OPs and learn.

Master? That's a liberal term, therefore you must be an agent of OBAMA!

Better?

[WWII History Geeks]

During a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game, as occurs almost every day in a televised sporting event, a fan ran out onto the field. The police tasered him right on the field. Did the police do the right thing?

Consider the following:1. Fans have been running onto the field for at least the last 40 years and probably longer and no one has ever been significantly injured nor has the threat been more then a dumb practical joke. 2. It is still a crime. 3. Tasering is dangerous and should only be used as a last resort to prevent an obviously dangerous situation. 4. The guy deserves it.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/ ... ?tag=strip

I like how all your points contradict eachother.

[Farnhamia]

It's all Obama's fault. That white man was minding his business and then a black cop tazed him.

How's that?

That's a start, but you need to review some of Master You-Gi-Owe's OPs and learn.

Master? That's a liberal term, therefore you must be an agent of OBAMA!

Better?

No, no, "Master" as in "Master Yoda." You must become one with the Farce, let your outer senses go and feel the absurdity of politics.

[Caninope]

It's all Obama's fault. That white man was minding his business and then a black cop tazed him.

How's that?

That's a start, but you need to review some of Master You-Gi-Owe's OPs and learn.

Master? That's a liberal term, therefore you must be an agent of OBAMA!

Better?

No, no, "Master" as in "Master Yoda." You must become one with the Farce, let your outer senses go and feel the absurdity of politics.

Obama is an illegal Kenya Muslim Atheist Pinko Commie!

Better?

[Lackadaisical2]

During a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game, as occurs almost every day in a televised sporting event, a fan ran out onto the field. The police tasered him right on the field. Did the police do the right thing?

Consider the following:1. Fans have been running onto the field for at least the last 40 years and probably longer and no one has ever been significantly injured nor has the threat been more then a dumb practical joke. 2. It is still a crime. 3. Tasering is dangerous and should only be used as a last resort to prevent an obviously dangerous situation. 4. The guy deserves it.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/ ... ?tag=strip

I like how all your points contradict eachother.

I don't think they were meant to be a logical progression, just 4 'things to consider'. Its unusual to have a somewhat unbiased OP.

[Ermarian]

This could be the most badass image ever recorded on film:

I call it a few days at most before the obligatory YTMND page.

[Self--Esteem]

Am I the only one who thought the article was about a fan of police tasers running onto a baseball field?

[Wiztopia]

Well, Jeez, otherwise he'd of hadda shoot the guy, right?

Well it's a shock he didn't confuse his taser for a gun. They like to claim that a lot.

[Newmanistan]

If they always do this, there would be far less idiots running out on the field.

Well done; Go Phillies!

[Lackadaisical2]

Well, Jeez, otherwise he'd of hadda shoot the guy, right?

Well it's a shock he didn't confuse his taser for a gun. They like to claim that a lot.

NSG just can't get enough of those puns can they...