2020 US General Election Thread X: For Those About to Vote

[West Leas Oros 2]

Just saying, I’m not sure I’m going to get my opinions from some tankie quoting Mao in his bio who only replies “shut up honkey ass crakkker” when his views are challenged.

I didn't say they had good opinions or you should get your opinions from them, I said they could be considered leftist. Given your example it seems you agree, at least with your characterization of this hypothetical person as a "tankie".

I’m just saying, if you honestly think the discourse on Twitter or other social media isn’t anything other than utter sewer scum, I need to know which alternate timeline you live in. The “Woke” people on the webs are the most unbearable assholes on the planet. Honestly, I throw their “leftist credentials” into question. Unless I missed that Marx quote about how communism is when you tell white people to kill themselves on social media.

[Thermodolia]

If we are going by bumper stickers I’m voting for the Giant meteor

Has the meteor announced their running mate yet? I think Bigfoot chose Mothman.

Pence’s Fly is Meteor’s running mate

[San Lumen]

https://civiqs.com/documents/Civiqs_Dai ... pdf#page=7

New poll has top two primary failing in Florida.

[West Leas Oros 2]

Just saying, I’m not sure I’m going to get my opinions from some tankie quoting Mao in his bio who only replies “shut up honkey ass crakkker” when his views are challenged.

That guy is just big dumb. Remember that assholes exist even in the best political ideologies.

True enough, but it doesn’t change the fact that the people of social media are shitting through their mouths instead of their anuses. And people are eating it, too.

[Valrifell]

If we are going by bumper stickers I’m voting for the Giant meteor

Has the meteor announced their running mate yet? I think Bigfoot chose Mothman.

I believe the meteor and C'thulu are doing a unity ticket.

[West Leas Oros 2]

Has the meteor announced their running mate yet? I think Bigfoot chose Mothman.

Pence’s Fly is Meteor’s running mate

So the big guy chose his running mate to try and get support from the little guy.

Honestly though, if someone writes in “the fly on Mike Pence’s head”, I will attempt to pay them.

[Valrifell]

Pence’s Fly is Meteor’s running mate

So the big guy chose his running mate to try and get support from the little guy.

Honestly though, if someone writes in “the fly on Mike Pence’s head”, I will attempt to pay them.

Why? The only people who'll read it are disgruntled poll workers.

[Thermodolia]

So the big guy chose his running mate to try and get support from the little guy.

Honestly though, if someone writes in “the fly on Mike Pence’s head”, I will attempt to pay them.

Why? The only people who'll read it are disgruntled poll workers.

Yes but they’ll giggle

[West Leas Oros 2]

So the big guy chose his running mate to try and get support from the little guy.

Honestly though, if someone writes in “the fly on Mike Pence’s head”, I will attempt to pay them.

Why? The only people who'll read it are disgruntled poll workers.

If enough people vote for the fly, can you imagine seeing it on some election coverage? Like, “In Tennessee, 3% of votes were write-ins for Pence’s Fly”. A sort of “Deez Nuts” scenario.

[Valrifell]

Why? The only people who'll read it are disgruntled poll workers.

If enough people vote for the fly, can you imagine seeing it on some election coverage? Like, “In Tennessee, 3% of votes were write-ins for Pence’s Fly”. A sort of “Deez Nuts” scenario.

I wish you nothing but luck on that front, but it's going to take a lot of campaigning to get the word out about the fly.

[West Leas Oros 2]

If enough people vote for the fly, can you imagine seeing it on some election coverage? Like, “In Tennessee, 3% of votes were write-ins for Pence’s Fly”. A sort of “Deez Nuts” scenario.

I wish you nothing but luck on that front, but it's going to take a lot of campaigning to get the word out about the fly.

I mean, Fly did appear in an official debate, so that’s a start.

[San Lumen]

I wish you nothing but luck on that front, but it's going to take a lot of campaigning to get the word out about the fly.

I mean, Fly did appear in an official debate, so that’s a start.

Fly/meteor 2020!

[Kannap]

I mean, Fly did appear in an official debate, so that’s a start.

Fly/meteor 2020!

I can't vote for an fellow who's going to die soon.

[West Leas Oros 2]

Fly/meteor 2020!

I can't vote for an fellow who's going to die soon.

Tell that to the Trump and Biden voters. How old are those two any way?

[Repubblica Fascista Sociale Italiana]

I’m not going to be surprised at all if the incumbent president in 2024 is Harris

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I’m not going to be surprised at all if the incumbent president in 2024 is Harris

Please oh God no.

[West Leas Oros 2]

I’m not going to be surprised at all if the incumbent president in 2024 is Harris

How do I cheer sarcastically on NSG?

[San Lumen]

I can't vote for an fellow who's going to die soon.

Tell that to the Trump and Biden voters. How old are those two any way?

Biden would be 78 on Inauguration Day surpassing Trump as the oldest president.

[Kannap]

I’m not going to be surprised at all if the incumbent president in 2024 is Harris

Please oh God no.

That's what we're voting for, like it or not, and I hate it.

[Valrifell]

Please oh God no.

That's what we're voting for, like it or not, and I hate it.

Luckily I hear presidents have great healthcare.

If Carter and HW can live well into their 90s, there's no reason why Biden can't.

[Bienenhalde]

The dichotomy between "identity" politics and materialistic politics is false, stop participating in it. That people focus more on one or the other is not to the exclusion of the opposite.

Those woke Twitter users who care about women empowerment? Aren't typically friends of the bourgeois either.

Alot of people who focus on one don't focus on the other. Ever wonder why Kamala Harris is being celebrated for her race while her record as a prosecutor is conveniently forgotten?

There is no false dichotomy. Alot of people are willing to overlook personal flaws or political issues just because "that guy looks like me," one case in point being Obama himself.

Oh yeah. Enforcing the law and keeping people safe from crime is so terrible. /s This is why people don't take leftists seriously.

[Jerzylvania]

That's what we're voting for, like it or not, and I hate it.

Luckily I hear presidents have great healthcare.

If Carter and HW can live well into their 90s, there's no reason why Biden can't.

Very true.

Fun fact: Every POTUS after Nixon has made it into their 90s or is still living.

Gerald Ford made 93. Reagan also made it to 93, though he was suffering from Alzheimers.

And Carter (already 90), Bill Clinton, W and Obama are all still living.

Selling Biden short is ageism at it's worst.

[Li Jing]

Please oh God no.

That's what we're voting for, like it or not, and I hate it.

Sometimes it comes down to the lesser of two evils.

[Post War America]

Tell that to the Trump and Biden voters. How old are those two any way?

Biden would be 78 on Inauguration Day surpassing Trump as the oldest president.

Geez we're turning into a gerontocracy at this rate.

[Geneviev]

Biden would be 78 on Inauguration Day surpassing Trump as the oldest president.

Geez we're turning into a gerontocracy at this rate.

At least Biden seems healthy.