NationStates

Farnhamia wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:I’m annoyed we have to deal with it for 500 pages, but it’ll grow on me.

What would you, instead?

I dunno, honestly.
I was hoping more for another snail one, and don’t entirely understand the reference, but in a 100 pages I’ll wish I didn’t say that.
Because I see a farnhamian guard.

Heloin wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Yeah, I think it's really good.

I hope it continues being use to the point when people forget why there is a snail, a rabbit, and a Kannap on it.

The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

Fresh smells.

insert clever reference to a new thread smell.

Valrifell wrote:

Heloin wrote:I hope it continues being use to the point when people forget why there is a snail, a rabbit, and a Kannap on it.

The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

So kannaps dead but we couldn’t get heloin? Sounds like bureaucracy.

Mathuvan Union wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

So kannaps dead but we couldn’t get heloin? Sounds like bureaucracy.

It was a procedural issue, somebody smudged the proper documents.

Valrifell wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:So kannaps dead but we couldn’t get heloin? Sounds like bureaucracy.

It was a procedural issue, somebody smudged the proper documents.

We gotta look over those, because I assume Ethel is still here?

Valrifell wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:So kannaps dead but we couldn’t get heloin? Sounds like bureaucracy.

It was a procedural issue, somebody smudged the proper documents.

I said I was sorry!

Andsed wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
It was a procedural issue, somebody smudged the proper documents.

I said I was sorry!

Do we have some snail riders to charge?

Mathuvan Union wrote:

Andsed wrote:I said I was sorry!

Do we have some snail riders to charge?

This whole narrative we're constructing is confusing.

Is this still a part of that flash-forward I typed up or is that bit over now.

Mathuvan Union wrote:

Andsed wrote:I said I was sorry!

Do we have some snail riders to charge?

We usually pay cash.

Valrifell wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:Do we have some snail riders to charge?

This whole narrative we're constructing is confusing.

Is this still a part of that flash-forward I typed up or is that bit over now.

It’s both, I think.
I think mine was less. But mainly, it’s the fast forward.

Valrifell wrote:

Heloin wrote:I hope it continues being use to the point when people forget why there is a snail, a rabbit, and a Kannap on it.

The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

I have no idea what's going on and I'm ok with that.

Farnhamia wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:Do we have some snail riders to charge?

We usually pay cash.

Alright, how many? *cracks open vault*

Heloin wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

In the same boat. It is honestly so weird that I spent so much of my life not even knowing NS existed. Now Im trapped here.

Heloin wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

The good thing about Kannap is that we can burn him for heresy as many times as we'd like. Speaking of... well would you look at the time!

It's "burn Kannap for heresy" O' Clock. Funny that.

Heloin wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
The new posters will be gathered by the fireplace, one cold TETmas Eve. Heloin, greyed from the years, rocks quietly back in forth in front of the fireplace, with a flannel blanket in her lap.

"Heloin, why is there a snail in the TET banner? Who is Kannap?" Asks one of the bright-eyed new regulars, innocently and eagerly.

Heloin grins in a nostalgic yet melancholic way, a peculiar expression that one only makes when reminiscing about happy times. Her eye twinkles - a flash of TET past.

"We burned him for heresy" She says.

The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

I think it’s before my time too. I’ve never questioned it though, TET seems pretty unanimously in agreement.

Abserdia wrote:

Heloin wrote:The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

I think it’s before my time too. I’ve never questioned it though, TET seems pretty unanimously in agreement.

Who am I to question the rituals of these wisened regulars?

Farnhamia wrote:

Mathuvan Union wrote:Do we have some snail riders to charge?

We usually pay cash.

Gotta wash this money clean.

Valrifell wrote:

Heloin wrote:The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

The good thing about Kannap is that we can burn him for heresy as many times as we'd like. Speaking of... well would you look at the time!

It's "burn Kannap for heresy" O' Clock. Funny that.

Oh it's burny burny time.

Abserdia wrote:

Heloin wrote:The really funny part is, the burning for heresy was before my time. I've only been a TET regular for two and a half years.

I think it’s before my time too. I’ve never questioned it though, TET seems pretty unanimously in agreement.

Kannap must have done some intense shit for NS to ever agree on anything.

The thread is dead. Long live the thread.

Andsed wrote:

Abserdia wrote:I think it’s before my time too. I’ve never questioned it though, TET seems pretty unanimously in agreement.

Kannap must have done some intense shit for NS to ever agree on anything.

Does anyone actually know why at this point?

Rusozak wrote:The thread is dead. Long live the thread.

You make it sound like the thread is both alive and dead. Is the thread a Lich?