TET: Shine On, Harvest Moon!

[Nuroblav]

how do i make facebook understand that a self-deprecating gay joke about MY OWN intelligence isn't "hate speech"? what, are we not allowed to turn hating ourselves into jokes anymore?

Bing bong self deprication is gone

i can neither confirm nor deny...

;-; that's so not poggers. not pog at all

you will soon learn that very little on NSG is
and especially not stuff Hurd says

News just in: NSG not poggers

Wait...just in?

AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!

As is the entirety of NS

[Hurdergaryp]

how do i make facebook understand that a self-deprecating gay joke about MY OWN intelligence isn't "hate speech"? what, are we not allowed to turn hating ourselves into jokes anymore?

GF just brought down a tape measure from downstairs, held it up to me, and when I asked what she was doing she said "oh, just measuring how much of a faggot you are".

Personally I think we should repurpose the word faggot (from fagot: a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together) as a name for fascists (from fasces: a fancy bundle of sticks bound together, with bonus axe), because it is absolutely unclear to me why that ever became a slur for insulting homosexuals.

[Nuroblav]

GF just brought down a tape measure from downstairs, held it up to me, and when I asked what she was doing she said "oh, just measuring how much of a faggot you are".

Personally I think we should repurpose the word faggot (from fagot: a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together) as a name for fascists (from fasces: a fancy bundle of sticks bound together, with bonus axe), because it is absolutely unclear to me why that ever became a slur for insulting homosexuals.

I remember Nas using the word in both meanings in one of his songs once. It was on Illmatic but can't remember which one.

[Farnhamia]

what is the one thing that God hates more than heroin?

The day I was born

COVID resurgence day 2.0

I refuse to let the government take away my rights and freedom. Skipping a holiday we didn't even decorate for after Halloween is totalitarianism and I don't care what Data Scientists and Virologists have to say. I'm smarter than both and declare it a hoax, I've gotten sick and survived. 3% fatality rate isn't bad so screw everyone who had it worse than me, it's all about me. All Lives Matter until it becomes inconvenient for my toddler desires. We must honor our fallen troops but who cares that more Americans died in 9 months to Covid than any wars we've been in except World War II and the Civil War.

So FU Kowani, I will risk not just myself but countless unconsented civilians who only wanted to make it through this pandemic until a vaccine is available to the general public. It's my rights! I'm an adult!

*** Warned for spreading COVID-19 misinformation (it's not so bad) and for trolling, plus flaming. ***

Your surprisingly clean record is the only thing keeping you from a three-day ban. If you're an adult, act like one.

Edit: And if you're joking, learn how to make a joke and not look like a prat.

[Alternamerica]

The day I was born


I refuse to let the government take away my rights and freedom. Skipping a holiday we didn't even decorate for after Halloween is totalitarianism and I don't care what Data Scientists and Virologists have to say. I'm smarter than both and declare it a hoax, I've gotten sick and survived. 3% fatality rate isn't bad so screw everyone who had it worse than me, it's all about me. All Lives Matter until it becomes inconvenient for my toddler desires. We must honor our fallen troops but who cares that more Americans died in 9 months to Covid than any wars we've been in except World War II and the Civil War.

So FU Kowani, I will risk not just myself but countless unconsented civilians who only wanted to make it through this pandemic until a vaccine is available to the general public. It's my rights! I'm an adult!

*** Warned for spreading COVID-19 misinformation (it's not so bad) and for trolling, plus flaming. ***

Your surprisingly clean record is the only thing keeping you from a three-day ban. If you're an adult, act like one.

Edit: And if you're joking, learn how to make a joke and not look like a prat.

It was a joke poking fun at those Covid-skeptical types. Sorry about that

[Hurdergaryp]

Look, I understand that the moderators are a bit on edge when it comes to the current pandemic, but it should be obvious that Alternamerica was not exactly being serious. That warning is unwarranted, if you ask me.

[Kowani]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Can’t watch people eating pizza. Now I want pizza.

[Geneviev]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

I want more cold.

[Kowani]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

I want more cold.

why must you be wrong

[Alternamerica]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

Go to a sauna

[Dumb Ideologies]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

[Ethel mermania]

Can’t watch people eating pizza. Now I want pizza.

Pizza?

[Kowani]

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

Go to a sauna

those are very comfy
perhaps i should
though not now

i would like to state that i did not feel flamed in the slightest


but also, it's cold here and i would not object to that anyway

you don't want to eat me
i'm too stringy

[Hurdergaryp]

Can’t watch people eating pizza. Now I want pizza.

Pizza?

Yes, pizza. It is a kind of fancy flatbread.

[Geneviev]

I want more cold.

why must you be wrong

I'm glad you asked. I must be wrong for one very important reason, and that is that I am part of a global conspiracy to have all of the wrong opinions until people are so annoyed by it that we can take over the world. Clearly.

[Ethel mermania]

Pizza?

Yes, pizza. It is a kind of fancy flatbread.

Tell me more about this fancy talk

[Hurdergaryp]

Yes, pizza. It is a kind of fancy flatbread.

Tell me more about this fancy talk

The first step is to cover the flatbread with tomato pulp. Cheese is also involved. After that, anything goes.

[Kowani]

why must you be wrong

I'm glad you asked. I must be wrong for one very important reason, and that is that I am part of a global conspiracy to have all of the wrong opinions until people are so annoyed by it that we can take over the world. Clearly.

this is still more plausible than Qanon

Tell me more about this fancy talk

The first step is to cover the flatbread with tomato pulp. Cheese is also involved. After that, anything goes.

the largest division is a theological schism between the eastern noo yawk branch and the younger xicago division

[Geneviev]

I'm glad you asked. I must be wrong for one very important reason, and that is that I am part of a global conspiracy to have all of the wrong opinions until people are so annoyed by it that we can take over the world. Clearly.

this is still more plausible than Qanon

Qanon is just a little bit more coherent, I think. They put in a little more effort than I did.

[Hurdergaryp]

this is still more plausible than Qanon

Qanon is just a little bit more coherent, I think. They put in a little more effort than I did.

More like they put in a few megatons of stark raving madness in their conspiracy-laden Trump worship cult.

[Kowani]

this is still more plausible than Qanon

Qanon is just a little bit more coherent, I think. They put in a little more effort than I did.

lots of effort, little sense

[Geneviev]

Qanon is just a little bit more coherent, I think. They put in a little more effort than I did.

More like they put in a few megatons of stark raving madness in their conspiracy-laden Trump worship cult.

That too.

[Ethel mermania]

I'm glad you asked. I must be wrong for one very important reason, and that is that I am part of a global conspiracy to have all of the wrong opinions until people are so annoyed by it that we can take over the world. Clearly.

this is still more plausible than Qanon

The first step is to cover the flatbread with tomato pulp. Cheese is also involved. After that, anything goes.

the largest division is a theological schism between the eastern noo yawk branch and the younger xicago division

That stuffed bread and tomato concoction they make in Chicago is indeed tasty, but it is not pizza.

[Kowani]

this is still more plausible than Qanon


the largest division is a theological schism between the eastern noo yawk branch and the younger xicago division

That stuffed bread and tomato concoction they make in Chicago is indeed tasty, but it is not pizza.

Exhibit A