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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:30 am

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Awesome! I'll be able to spend none of this on basic necessities because this check will go straight to Cruel Housing, Ltd.!

Overpriced Drugs Corp just called, they took all your money for the pill you took a couple of minutes ago.


Wait... I took a pill?

Uh-oh.

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Mathuvan Union
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:32 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Overpriced Drugs Corp just called, they took all your money for the pill you took a couple of minutes ago.


Wait... I took a pill?

Uh-oh.

Cruelty Lawyers & Co called, they got you your money back but took a 99% fee.
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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:37 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Wait... I took a pill?

Uh-oh.

Cruelty Lawyers & Co called, they got you your money back but took a 99% fee.


Damn it. I'll have to get in touch with Nice and Nicer, now there's a law firm that'll straighten things out. What's more, they'll pay me for giving them business!

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Postby Luziyca » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:38 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Cruelty Lawyers & Co called, they got you your money back but took a 99% fee.


Damn it. I'll have to get in touch with Nice and Nicer, now there's a law firm that'll straighten things out. What's more, they'll pay me for giving them business!

Unfortunately, they only operate in Nice.
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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:44 am

Luziyca wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Damn it. I'll have to get in touch with Nice and Nicer, now there's a law firm that'll straighten things out. What's more, they'll pay me for giving them business!

Unfortunately, they only operate in Nice.


Ah. That really Cannes my plans.

Next course of action, Sympathetic & Sons, they're down the street, and they'll only charge me a fraction of what Cruelty Lawyers does! I'll sue those guys blue!

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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:45 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Unfortunately, they only operate in Nice.


Ah. That really Cannes my plans.

Next course of action, Sympathetic & Sons, they're down the street, and they'll only charge me a fraction of what Cruelty Lawyers does! I'll sue those guys blue!

Unfortunately, they're only a kios as Parc De Princes.
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:50 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Ah. That really Cannes my plans.

Next course of action, Sympathetic & Sons, they're down the street, and they'll only charge me a fraction of what Cruelty Lawyers does! I'll sue those guys blue!

Unfortunately, they're only a kios as Parc De Princes.


Oh.

Then I'll just have to commit robbery. Fortunately, the Forged Steel Bags Supermarket sells lightweight nylon bags I can use to hold all the money! I'll call them now!

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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:53 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Unfortunately, they're only a kios as Parc De Princes.


Oh.

Then I'll just have to commit robbery. Fortunately, the Forged Steel Bags Supermarket sells lightweight nylon bags I can use to hold all the money! I'll call them now!

They're in Pittsburg.
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:57 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Oh.

Then I'll just have to commit robbery. Fortunately, the Forged Steel Bags Supermarket sells lightweight nylon bags I can use to hold all the money! I'll call them now!

They're in Pittsburg.


Ah-ha! There's the catch! Pittsburg and Pittsburgh are different! I've already ran to one of the Pittsburgs and gotten my bag and the robbery is now imminent!

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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:59 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:They're in Pittsburg.


Ah-ha! There's the catch! Pittsburg and Pittsburgh are different! I've already ran to one of the Pittsburgs and gotten my bag and the robbery is now imminent!

Pittsburg is a now discovered tribe in the congo.
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:03 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Ah-ha! There's the catch! Pittsburg and Pittsburgh are different! I've already ran to one of the Pittsburgs and gotten my bag and the robbery is now imminent!

Pittsburg is a now discovered tribe in the congo.


Ha ha! In the interest of not clogging TET with a huge thing and just getting to the good part already, I'll just flip my shirt inside out and use that for the robbery!
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Mathuvan Union
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:05 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Pittsburg is a now discovered tribe in the congo.


Ha ha! In the interest of not clogging TET with a huge thing and just getting to the good part already, I'll just flip my shirt inside out and use that for the robbery!

*lights shirt on fire*
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:12 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Ha ha! In the interest of not clogging TET with a huge thing and just getting to the good part already, I'll just flip my shirt inside out and use that for the robbery!

*lights shirt on fire*


Ah. So that's how it is.

Well, I'm not gonna play with you anymore! Also, I'm sending you the bill for my chest injuries.

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Mathuvan Union
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:13 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:*lights shirt on fire*


Ah. So that's how it is.

Well, I'm not gonna play with you anymore! Also, I'm sending you the bill for my chest injuries.

<===== sobs
Fortunately, as a master pyrotechnic, I just burnt your papers to the ground, just like those incriminating files!
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:17 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Ah. So that's how it is.

Well, I'm not gonna play with you anymore! Also, I'm sending you the bill for my chest injuries.

<===== sobs
Fortunately, as a master pyrotechnic, I just burnt your papers to the ground, just like those incriminating files!



Too late! The UN is already chasing you down, and they're gonna oh what's the point

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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:18 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:<===== sobs
Fortunately, as a master pyrotechnic, I just burnt your papers to the ground, just like those incriminating files!



Too late! The UN is already chasing you down, and they're gonna oh what's the point

AHAHAHA!
It's not like they're gonna call InterPol Right?
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:25 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:

Too late! The UN is already chasing you down, and they're gonna oh what's the point

AHAHAHA!
It's not like they're gonna call InterPol Right?


InterPol? I've decided not to bother with police and instead simply eliminate the entire planet Earth.

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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:26 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:AHAHAHA!
It's not like they're gonna call InterPol Right?


InterPol? I've decided not to bother with police and instead simply eliminate the entire planet Earth.

*coughs at wildfire blazing through Eurasia*
beat you to it.
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby Bluepillar » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:47 am

i want warm, cute socks for inside in winter
they/them, please.

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Postby Geneviev » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:15 am

Bluepillar wrote:i want warm, cute socks for inside in winter

I have warm socks. I don't know if they're cute, though. :lol2:
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:59 am

Geneviev wrote:
Bluepillar wrote:i want warm, cute socks for inside in winter

I have warm socks. I don't know if they're cute, though. :lol2:

You have them, they are cute
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Postby Kowani » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:03 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Geneviev wrote:I have warm socks. I don't know if they're cute, though. :lol2:

You have them, they are cute

Ethel is stealing my lines ;_;
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:04 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You have them, they are cute

Ethel is stealing my lines ;_;

As a tostito, you shouldn't be speaking.
Kowanito.
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Postby Kowani » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:07 pm

Mathuvan Union wrote:
Kowani wrote:Ethel is stealing my lines ;_;

As a tostito, you shouldn't be speaking.
Kowanito.



But I gave you information on the legendary doro!
Sex is great. But have you tried data visualizations of partisan spatial segregation?
The National Debt is not debt, but merely the sum total, to the penny, of every untaxed dollar in existence since the start of the nation.
Updating Trackers! How Congress votes, what Americans believe,world leader approvals, and police violence/misconduct!
Headline of the day:
Jeff Bezos buys 417 foot, $500 million "superyacht" so large it requires its own support yacht
“Dale limona, mujer, que no hay en la vida ná, como la pena de ser, ciego en Graná”
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:08 pm

Kowani wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:As a tostito, you shouldn't be speaking.
Kowanito.



But I gave you information on the legendary doro!

Ah, the famous Doro the Explorito.


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