TET: Shine On, Harvest Moon!

[Geneviev]

Sometimes I want to complain about age restrictions, but then I realize that I'm too young for people to care.

The solution is to get taller.

I tried. It didn't work. People still think I'm 13 years old sometimes.

[Valrifell]

Tough, but fair

Pretty sure the Youth Brigades are going to riot, and riot hard.

Sorry every under 30 is too busy watching them tiktoks and playing steve in the smash sibling game.

[Valrifell]

The solution is to get taller.

I tried. It didn't work. People still think I'm 13 years old sometimes.

The solution, then, is stilts.

[Hurdergaryp]

It remains to be seen if the Council of Elders will agree with that proposition.

pfft, we are happy when we can get the council to lift the toilet seat when they pee.

It's a work in progress, so to speak. Lots of work, disturbingly little progress.

[Heloin]

Pretty sure the Youth Brigades are going to riot, and riot hard.

Sorry every under 30 is too busy watching them tiktoks and playing steve in the smash sibling game.

I'm resisting making a joke about Smash esport players.

[Geneviev]

I tried. It didn't work. People still think I'm 13 years old sometimes.

The solution, then, is stilts.

Finally, a legitimate solution.

[Valrifell]

Sorry every under 30 is too busy watching them tiktoks and playing steve in the smash sibling game.

I'm resisting making a joke about Smash esport players.

Oh ye gods Heloin, please resist.

[Nooooooooooooooo]

And we thought we never learned in tet.

There has always been a lot of learning in TET. Learning the hard way, that is. Builds character, too.

Diarrhea builds character.

[Hurdergaryp]

The solution, then, is stilts.

Finally, a legitimate solution.

Definitions of legitimacy may vary.

[Abserdia]

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

[Hurdergaryp]

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

So there was no Western Roman Empire?

[Valrifell]

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

I love those theories because they just ignore the entirety of Eastern civilization and ignore the predictable astronomical events that would not have been able to happen in an abridged timeline.

Two massive oversights - half the planet and outer space - but that's just glossed over.

[Abserdia]

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

So there was no Western Roman Empire?

There was, it just came about during the 'Middle Ages' and was nothing like the real Western Roman Empire.
I haven't read the 7-or-so books he published about it, and I'm not going to, but I'm definitely going to find like, a list of notable claims.

[Heloin]

I'm resisting making a joke about Smash esport players.

Oh ye gods Heloin, please resist.

That's what the esports players should have done.

I'll see myself out.

[Kowani]

Oh ye gods Heloin, please resist.

That's what the esports players should have done.

I'll see myself out.

Please burn your TETizenship before you leave.

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

I love those theories because they just ignore the entirety of Eastern civilization and ignore the predictable astronomical events that would not have been able to happen in an abridged timeline.

Two massive oversights - half the planet and outer space - but that's just glossed over.

Valri, you're using facts again.
We don't do that here.

[Hurdergaryp]

So there was no Western Roman Empire?

There was, it just came about during the 'Middle Ages' and was nothing like the real Western Roman Empire.
I haven't read the 7-or-so books he published about it, and I'm not going to, but I'm definitely going to find like, a list of notable claims.

And the Vikings were inserted into this whole false history by one overeager munk who happened to be an avid writer of violent fantasy stories in his time off.

[Nooooooooooooooo]

Breaking: Trump accuses Joe Biden of venting

[The New California Republic]

And the Vikings were inserted into this whole false history by one overeager munk who happened to be an avid writer of violent fantasy stories in his time off.

Just as an aside, Gay Viking was the name of a ship. A little bit of random trivia for people to enjoy.

[Ethel mermania]

I love 'alternative chronologies'. Plenty of people are familiar with the Phantom Time hypothesis, which claims that the entire Carolingian period (614-911) never happened and was invented by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and Byzantine Emperor.
But there's also the 'new chronology' proposed by Anatoly Fomenko, which claims that literally everything before the year 1600 AD is wrong and was falsified by the Pope, Holy Roman Emperor, and the Romanovs. (The Byzantines probably would've helped too but they were out of commission.) Rome was actually founded in 1380, and the Temple of Solomon is the Hagia Sophia.

And Solomon is Suleiman the Magnificent.

It's like Anatoly was wrong about some historical fact when talking with a friend, but instead of admitting he was wrong he decided to just lie until people believed him, but the lie kept getting bigger to keep it consistent.
I love it.

So there was no Western Roman Empire?

It was tiresome, the whole 3rd act had to go

[Heloin]

And the Vikings were inserted into this whole false history by one overeager munk who happened to be an avid writer of violent fantasy stories in his time off.

Just as an aside, Gay Viking was the name of a ship. A little bit of random trivia for people to enjoy.

Pride of the fleet o7

[Abserdia]

There was, it just came about during the 'Middle Ages' and was nothing like the real Western Roman Empire.
I haven't read the 7-or-so books he published about it, and I'm not going to, but I'm definitely going to find like, a list of notable claims.

And the Vikings were inserted into this whole false history by one overeager munk who happened to be an avid writer of violent fantasy stories in his time off.

I'm on what appears to be the theory's official website, and

According to English history of 1-400 A.D. England at that time was a Roman province. English history of that period speaks more about events in Rome itself then in England. It was proved in [1],[24], [34], [35], [36], [37], that Roman history of that time reflects real events that took place in the "Mongolian" Empire around the 13-16 century A.D.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Breaking: Trump accuses Joe Biden of venting

Yes, Joe is on performance enhancing drugs for some time now and he's had vents installed in his calves to stop him from overheating. When he disappeared for a bit it wasn't because of any concern over COVID, there was a fault and he'd started taking off from the excessive exhaust gasses.

[Ethel mermania]

And the Vikings were inserted into this whole false history by one overeager munk who happened to be an avid writer of violent fantasy stories in his time off.

Just as an aside, Gay Viking was the name of a ship. A little bit of random trivia for people to enjoy.

and I thought the gay viking was a Broadway musical from the 1930's.

[Hurdergaryp]

Just as an aside, Gay Viking was the name of a ship. A little bit of random trivia for people to enjoy.

Pride of the fleet o7

After becoming a civilian vessel, the Gay Viking was purchased for conversion as a pleasure craft.

[Kowani]

Breaking: Trump accuses Joe Biden of venting

Blue did look pretty sus.