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Where's OBJ signing?

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New York Giants
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No one! Poor guy.
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Postby Kohr » Thu Jun 24, 2021 3:58 pm

Idzequitch wrote:

Disappointing, and I hate to see him go, but I understand. He's expensive and that ankle of his is a question mark.

However, I'm now realizing that we've lost DeCastro, Villanueva, Pouncey and Feiler. I know our line wasn't great last season, but now we're gonna have basically none of last year's starters? Ben, are you sure you want to be behind this line this season?

Better him than a developing prospect. He's already at the end of his career.

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:05 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Air Force already has the Jets.

And Pat Patriot is a minuteman, so I'd say that counts for Army.

The only right answer to the question is:

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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:38 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:Guys...

The one-helmet rule is dead!


From the article.

so long as the throwbacks are historically accurate and any new alternates use a logo from the team’s history. 


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Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:29 pm

Ellbonnia wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:Honest? IN DC? HA!

Let's look at some ship names since they control the Navy.

Washington Battleships. Eh. Too clunky.
Washington Frigates. Not bad.
Washington Destroyers. Oh. Oh yes! This may be the one.


Washington Cruisers? Washington Aegis? There's actually a lot of potential material here.

But then I'm sure there'd be flak from the Air Force (no pun intended) and Army fans out there, so...


Washington Black Hawks? Uh-oh. That's not gonna fly.

Wait... The Washington Minutemen. :p
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Postby Ellbonnia » Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:48 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
Washington Black Hawks? Uh-oh. That's not gonna fly.

Wait... The Washington Minutemen. :p


I got it: The Washington Corvettes!

...Wait, that's just the 2020 Steelers...

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Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Jun 26, 2021 4:33 pm

Ellbonnia wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Washington Black Hawks? Uh-oh. That's not gonna fly.

Wait... The Washington Minutemen. :p


I got it: The Washington Corvettes!

...Wait, that's just the 2020 Steelers...



In a shocking development, it's been confirmed that Seattle based real estate firm Redfin has purchased the naming rights of the WFT for the next ten years.

The deal is worth $25.5 million per season to Dan Snyder and will last thru the 2031 season.

In the meantime, The Washington Redfins will continue to wear it's burgundy and gold colors.

The helmet logo will feature a red R in the font of the company. Hail to the Redfins!
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Postby Ellbonnia » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:33 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:In a shocking development, it's been confirmed that Seattle based real estate firm Redfin has purchased the naming rights of the WFT for the next ten years.

The deal is worth $25.5 million per season to Dan Snyder and will last thru the 2031 season.

In the meantime, The Washington Redfins will continue to wear it's burgundy and gold colors.

The helmet logo will feature a red R in the font of the company. Hail to the Redfins!


Lord have mercy, I'd laugh but unfortunately that sounds like something Snyder would actually greenlight

Chartreuse is my favorite color.
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Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:47 pm

Ellbonnia wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:In a shocking development, it's been confirmed that Seattle based real estate firm Redfin has purchased the naming rights of the WFT for the next ten years.

The deal is worth $25.5 million per season to Dan Snyder and will last thru the 2031 season.

In the meantime, The Washington Redfins will continue to wear it's burgundy and gold colors.

The helmet logo will feature a red R in the font of the company. Hail to the Redfins!


Lord have mercy, I'd laugh but unfortunately that sounds like something Snyder would actually greenlight


It is indeed a joke scenario involving self serving moneyed interests which parodies too close in today's obscene business environment for comfort.

I hope i didn't give them any ideas.

You can laugh at Steven Wright though, he's a funny man in a very clean way.
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Postby Idzequitch » Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:18 pm

He hasn't been super relevant in a couple years, but DeMaryius Thomas is retiring.
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Postby Ranoria » Thu Jul 01, 2021 3:49 pm

Idzequitch wrote:

Disappointing, and I hate to see him go, but I understand. He's expensive and that ankle of his is a question mark.

However, I'm now realizing that we've lost DeCastro, Villanueva, Pouncey and Feiler. I know our line wasn't great last season, but now we're gonna have basically none of last year's starters? Ben, are you sure you want to be behind this line this season?

You kidding? He's a 1x leader in times sacked in a season (50 in 2009), and he has been sacked 516 times total in his career, 4th most ever. He's just nine spots shy of Brett Farve's record (525), and this is likely the only time he's ever gonna have a chance to break a record! Of course he wants to play behind this OL! :lol:
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Postby Idzequitch » Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:00 pm

At the conclusion of an investigation into their workplace culture, the NFL has fined the WFT ten million dollars.
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Postby Ellbonnia » Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:18 pm

Idzequitch wrote:At the conclusion of an investigation into their workplace culture, the NFL has fined the WFT ten million dollars.


But I thought their culture was "actually damn good"!?

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Postby Luminesa » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:33 pm

Ellbonnia wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:At the conclusion of an investigation into their workplace culture, the NFL has fined the WFT ten million dollars.


But I thought their culture was "actually damn good"!?

There's a reason Urinating Tree made that his opening meme for the entire 2020 season.
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Postby Idzequitch » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:44 pm

Josh Gordon has officially submitted his reinstatement letter to the NFL.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:33 pm

Felony weapons charge for Frank Clark.

He's looking at 3 years in jail.
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Postby Ranoria » Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:05 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Felony weapons charge for Frank Clark.

He's looking at 3 years in jail.

Jesus, a submachine gun?

I mean "assault weapon" is such a bogus term that I won't pretend to know what they're referring to. It's also possible he has a CCW somewhere else and California doesn't honor said permit (that happens in some states), but that sucks.

I mean shit. Brit Reid, Tyreek Hill beating the shit out of his kid, and Clark (allegedly) having illegal firearms. The Kareem Hunt incident. Slow clap for the Chiefs. At least Patty Mahomes and Andy Reid are clean, and they're the faces of the team, so can't imagine there'll be much lashback on KC.
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:49 pm

Ranoria wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Felony weapons charge for Frank Clark.

He's looking at 3 years in jail.

Jesus, a submachine gun?

I mean "assault weapon" is such a bogus term that I won't pretend to know what they're referring to. It's also possible he has a CCW somewhere else and California doesn't honor said permit (that happens in some states), but that sucks.

I mean shit. Brit Reid, Tyreek Hill beating the shit out of his kid, and Clark (allegedly) having illegal firearms. The Kareem Hunt incident. Slow clap for the Chiefs. At least Patty Mahomes and Andy Reid are clean, and they're the faces of the team, so can't imagine there'll be much lashback on KC.

I have a feeling that it's probably just a 9mm carbine with the naughty bits that Cali says you can't have and that the article is being disingenuous in calling it a "submachine gun".
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Postby Idzequitch » Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:28 pm

So... I'm leaving.

Just wanted to pop in here and say thanks to the folks of this thread for the discussions, arguments, and friendly rivalries over the years. It's been fun guys. Take care of yourselves. And go Steelers!
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Postby Ranoria » Tue Jul 13, 2021 9:54 am

Idzequitch wrote:So... I'm leaving.

Just wanted to pop in here and say thanks to the folks of this thread for the discussions, arguments, and friendly rivalries over the years. It's been fun guys. Take care of yourselves. And go Steelers!

We'll miss you buddy! Best of luck in your present and future endeavors!
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Postby Jerzylvania » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:00 pm

Idzequitch wrote:So... I'm leaving.

Just wanted to pop in here and say thanks to the folks of this thread for the discussions, arguments, and friendly rivalries over the years. It's been fun guys. Take care of yourselves. And go Steelers!


I think you summed it up quite eloquently.

You almost did this a few years back. Glad you stuck around awhile longer, thanks for your time. You are/were an asset to the NFL thread. Good luck in the future and stay well.

One more thing, if somehow the Steelers win the next SB please come back and make us eat it. :lol:
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Postby Luminesa » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:15 pm

Idzequitch wrote:So... I'm leaving.

Just wanted to pop in here and say thanks to the folks of this thread for the discussions, arguments, and friendly rivalries over the years. It's been fun guys. Take care of yourselves. And go Steelers!

We’ll miss you, Idzy! We love you! :hug:
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:20 pm

Last I checked, this a football thread. Not a thread for melodramatic farewells we're apparently supposed to be broken up about.

He'll be back in a week anyway.
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Postby Wabberjocky » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:22 pm

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