The NFL Thread V3: 2022! It's Happening!

[Idzequitch]

Frank Clark is in trouble.

[Jerzylvania]

I guess I didn't realize that this hadn't already happened, but Raiders DL Carl Nassib has become the first active player in the NFL to publically come out as gay.

I'm surprised it took this long, good for him. He's a good player too btw, Cleveland was stupid to let him go.

Washington Filibusters


Although I kinda like The Washington Football Team

Hear me out here.

Redskins.

Federals.

[Luminesa]

Looks like the Dansnyders will have to get an actual name...

Can’t they just be honest with themselves and name it the Dan Snyders?

[Ethel mermania]

I'm surprised it took this long, good for him. He's a good player too btw, Cleveland was stupid to let him go.


Hear me out here.

Redskins.

Change the Indian head to a potato.

Checkmate, bitches!

The potatoes are really coming to a boil on this drive.

[Jerzylvania]

Looks like the Dansnyders will have to get an actual name...

Can’t they just be honest with themselves and name it the Dan Snyders?

Honest? IN DC? HA!

Let's look at some ship names since they control the Navy.

Washington Battleships. Eh. Too clunky.
Washington Frigates. Not bad.
Washington Destroyers. Oh. Oh yes! This may be the one.

[Ameriganastan]

Heck, let's bring back a blast from the past and call them the Washington Bullets. That was an awesome name for a basketball team, why not a football team?

[Jerzylvania]

Heck, let's bring back a blast from the past and call them the Washington Bullets. That was an awesome name for a basketball team, why not a football team?

I think the NBA team still owns rights to the name.

Washington Destroyers. It would sell bc it covers all the angles.

[Luminesa]

Change the Indian head to a potato.

Checkmate, bitches!

The potatoes are really coming to a boil on this drive.

And that’s how you get kicked from ESPN.

[Dresderstan]

Heck, let's bring back a blast from the past and call them the Washington Bullets. That was an awesome name for a basketball team, why not a football team?

Nah can't it'd trigger the anti-gun people

[Jerzylvania]

Heck, let's bring back a blast from the past and call them the Washington Bullets. That was an awesome name for a basketball team, why not a football team?

Nah can't it'd trigger the anti-gun people

Better than triggering the Trigger people. The Lone Ranger always hated that.

[Ethel mermania]

The potatoes are really coming to a boil on this drive.

And that’s how you get kicked from ESPN.

The Potatoes are mashing the Jet defensive line today.

[Jerzylvania]

And that’s how you get kicked from ESPN.

The Potatoes are mashing the Jet defensive line today.

You're taking the starch out of this bit pretty fast.

[Ethel mermania]

The Potatoes are mashing the Jet defensive line today.

You're taking the starch out of this bit pretty fast.

If you feel that way I will just peel off

[Postauthoritarian America]

I'm surprised it took this long, good for him. He's a good player too btw, Cleveland was stupid to let him go.

Does that mean Kaepernick can play now?

Hear me out here.

Redskins.

Change the Indian head to a potato.

Checkmate, bitches!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail, tatery!
Spuds in the fryer!
Roots for old DC!

...Fry on, fry on, 'til you are done
Spuds of Wash-ing-ton! FRY! FRY! FRY!

[Jerzylvania]

You're taking the starch out of this bit pretty fast.

If you feel that way I will just peel off

Later, Tater!

On second thought stick around, we can both get baked and watch the Potato Skins game.

[Ethel mermania]

If you feel that way I will just peel off

Later, Tater!

On second thought stick around, we can both get baked and watch the Potato Skins game.

As long as we don't get fried, sure

[Impaled Nazarene]

Should just go with Washington Sentinels. The movie was more fun than watching the real life Washington Football Team.

[Ranoria]

I'm surprised it took this long, good for him. He's a good player too btw, Cleveland was stupid to let him go.


Hear me out here.

Redskins.

Change the Indian head to a potato.

Checkmate, bitches!

I cannot physically express how funny this is to me.

I'm surprised it took this long, good for him. He's a good player too btw, Cleveland was stupid to let him go.

Does that mean Kaepernick can play now?

I'm not sure how that situation is relevant, but probably not?

[Ameriganastan]

Steelers cut DeCastro.

[Ellbonnia]

Honest? IN DC? HA!

Let's look at some ship names since they control the Navy.

Washington Battleships. Eh. Too clunky.
Washington Frigates. Not bad.
Washington Destroyers. Oh. Oh yes! This may be the one.

Washington Cruisers? Washington Aegis? There's actually a lot of potential material here.

But then I'm sure there'd be flak from the Air Force (no pun intended) and Army fans out there, so...

[Idzequitch]

Steelers cut DeCastro.

Disappointing, and I hate to see him go, but I understand. He's expensive and that ankle of his is a question mark.

However, I'm now realizing that we've lost DeCastro, Villanueva, Pouncey and Feiler. I know our line wasn't great last season, but now we're gonna have basically none of last year's starters? Ben, are you sure you want to be behind this line this season?

[Luminesa]

Steelers cut DeCastro.

Disappointing, and I hate to see him go, but I understand. He's expensive and that ankle of his is a question mark.

However, I'm now realizing that we've lost DeCastro, Villanueva, Pouncey and Feiler. I know our line wasn't great last season, but now we're gonna have basically none of last year's starters? Ben, are you sure you want to be behind this line this season?

He's gonna get pummeled.

[The Two Jerseys]

Honest? IN DC? HA!

Let's look at some ship names since they control the Navy.

Washington Battleships. Eh. Too clunky.
Washington Frigates. Not bad.
Washington Destroyers. Oh. Oh yes! This may be the one.

Washington Cruisers? Washington Aegis? There's actually a lot of potential material here.

But then I'm sure there'd be flak from the Air Force (no pun intended) and Army fans out there, so...

Air Force already has the Jets.

And Pat Patriot is a minuteman, so I'd say that counts for Army.

[Dresderstan]

Disappointing, and I hate to see him go, but I understand. He's expensive and that ankle of his is a question mark.

However, I'm now realizing that we've lost DeCastro, Villanueva, Pouncey and Feiler. I know our line wasn't great last season, but now we're gonna have basically none of last year's starters? Ben, are you sure you want to be behind this line this season?

He's gonna get pummeled.

Let the Browns and Ravens battle for the division title, I want blood between these two badly, the Yinzers already have two cups to enjoy.

[Ethel mermania]

Washington Cruisers? Washington Aegis? There's actually a lot of potential material here.

But then I'm sure there'd be flak from the Air Force (no pun intended) and Army fans out there, so...

Air Force already has the Jets.

And Pat Patriot is a minuteman, so I'd say that counts for Army.

The only right answer to the question is: