The NFL Thread V3: 2022! It's Happening!

by **Luminesa** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:09 pm

Torisakia wrote:Seeing both Tua and Mac in action, we may have an NFL first this year: a shared MVP.

Also, how in the fuck does Green Bay lose to a team with Famous J at QB?

Jameis has a better coach now I think.

by **Maineiacs** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:11 pm

This season is going to be sheer misery. If the Vikings can't even beat Cincinnati, that doesn't bode well for them beating anyone else on their schedule.

by **Window Land** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:32 pm

Maineiacs wrote:This season is going to be sheer misery. If the Vikings can't even beat Cincinnati, that doesn't bode well for them beating anyone else on their schedule.

It's not all bad. We got five sacks and a kicker who made a 53-yard field goal when it counted.

by **Luminesa** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:01 pm

My feel today

by **Jerzylvania** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:16 pm

Starkiller101 wrote:I know it's early in the season, but my miami dolphins are number one in the AFC East!

Beating the Bills next week is literally first.

Bills might need some weather veins. Is it miserably hot and humid in Miami next Sunday? Or pouring inches of rain and gale force wind? Fish like the warm waters, Bills like the ice.

by **Kohr** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:16 pm

Window Land wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This season is going to be sheer misery. If the Vikings can't even beat Cincinnati, that doesn't bode well for them beating anyone else on their schedule.

It's not all bad. We got five sacks and a kicker who made a 53-yard field goal when it counted.

The defensive line is better, but the offensive line is even more of a joke than last year. We might be a playoff team with an easier schedule, but with what we have on deck, it's going to be tough, I think.

by **Shazbotdom** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:25 pm

Zurkerx wrote:
Shazbotdom wrote:For Green Bay having a -3.5 point advantage by Vegas, they really fucked that one up, didn't they?

Absolutely. I'm surprised Winston played well too, and Rodgers horribly. Either way, I'm 8-6 right now. Not bad but there were some surprises this game.

The Browns and Chiefs game was good: the Browns, despite losing, are going to be a good team this year.

I'm currently sitting at a 9-5. Not too bad for a Week 1 for me. Could be better, though.

by **Jerzylvania** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:35 pm

Kohr wrote:
Window Land wrote:It's not all bad. We got five sacks and a kicker who made a 53-yard field goal when it counted.

The defensive line is better, but the offensive line is even more of a joke than last year. We might be a playoff team with an easier schedule, but with what we have on deck, it's going to be tough, I think.

But games are won or lost in the trenches.

A dream schedule is needed here. What if every year one down on it's luck team got to have one?
This year's it's the Vikings.
*does schedule rewrite*
It includes 8 games with all four NFC divisional doormats twice, 2 games with GB, CHI, three with NFC third place finishers and inter-conference games with JAX and HOU. That might been good for a Vikes playoff run. :blink:

by **Ethel mermania** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:52 pm

Well it was nice being in first place while it lasted.

If I win out, I can be .500.

by **Shazbotdom** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:58 pm

What the fuck Bears?

Where the fuck was your defense? Did they do a poll before that play and decide "Oh, Cooper Cupp isn't that big of a deal, lets just let him be while he does a CATCH AND RUN FOR 56 FUCKING YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN!

Just give up, dudes. Throw in the towel. Wave the white flag. You're all morons.

by **Maineiacs** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:17 pm

Early prediction: every team in the NFC North finishes 0-11-6.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:58 pm

Maineiacs wrote:Early prediction: every team in the NFC North finishes 0-11-6.

Nah, the Lions will still find a way to lose to the rest of the division.

And the Vikings and Bears will lose at least one game to the Packers because they're just cursed to live in a state of perpetual frustration.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:09 pm

So in order to be as good as a random choice, I need a raider win.

by **Jerzylvania** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:55 pm

RB Ty'son Williams streaks for 35 yard TD on 4th and 1.

Sweet.

by **Ranoria** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:55 pm

Torisakia wrote:Seeing both Tua and Mac in action, we may have an NFL first this year: a shared MVP.

Also, how in the fuck does Green Bay lose to a team with Famous J at QB?

Nice try. Steve McNair and Peyton Manning, 2003.

(I'm pretty sure you were being sarcastic but I had to point out its been done)

Anyway, Jameis is uneven and generally bad, but the guy has the talent to absolutely show out in some games.

by **Shazbotdom** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:44 pm

Fucking Lamar...

by **Shazbotdom** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:47 pm

Previous Weeks:
None

Shaz's Results for Week 1 - 2021 Season
This Week: 10 - 6 || (62.5%)
Regular Season: 10 - 6 - 0 (W/O Ties 62.&00% -- W/ Ties 62.500%)

Thursday's Games
7:20 CDT
Tampa Bay over Dallas

Sunday's Games
12:00 CDT
Philly Philly over Atlanta
Buffalo over Pittsburgh
Minnesota over Cincinnati
San Fran over Detroit
Tennessee over Arizona
Seattle over Indy
Los Angeles (AFC) over Washington
Carolina over New York (AFC)
Jacksonville over Houston

15:25 CDT
Kansas City over Cleveland
New England over Miami
Now Orleans over Green Bay
Denver over New York (NFC)

19:20 CDT
Los Angeles (NFC) over Chicago

Monday's Games
19:15 CDT
Baltimore over Las Vegas

by **Window Land** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:49 pm

Shazbotdom wrote:Baltimore over Las Vegas

Game's not over, Carr threw a pick in the endzone.

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:56 pm

Great. So the Raiders are good now too. Fuck...

by **Zurkerx** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:56 pm

Window Land wrote:
Shazbotdom wrote:Baltimore over Las Vegas

Game's not over, Carr threw a pick in the endzone.

It is now. Ravens have lost.

by **Dresderstan** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:02 pm

Fucking useless poverty franchise gets a cheap ass fucking win.

by **Ellbonnia** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:06 pm

Leatherwood must be praising the Lord right now; what a game

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:30 pm

And Jeudy is out for 4 to 6 weeks.

Because of fucking course he is.

Last.FM · by **Corrian** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:33 pm

Its that time of year again where I can tell the score of the Seahawks game based off of when someone near my work launches off fireworks on Sunday's.

by **RiderSyl** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:29 am

RiderSyl wrote:Has anyone checked on Jerz?

The NFL Thread V3: 2022! It's Happening!

Where's OBJ signing?

Who is online