The Two Jerseys wrote:Jerzylvania wrote:Ah.
So this is currently professional football's (i use that phrase very loosely) carnival freak sideshow. Pathetic. Why do the announcers HAVE to scream like Howard Dean when there's a TD?
Well, when one plays for the Zappers you know you're career is in the crapper. And furthermore, if you play for the Beasts your girlfriend probably smells like yeast.
You know what would make this sport better? If fans used donations to control the teams instead of voting. We should form our own league as an experiment to prove this. I'll see myself out.
And I swear Zappers is the only decent team name of the lot...
We could pay them in bank from our card game. Then Koem Kab could call all the plays. I'll also see myself out, in a minute.
No home towns as far as I can see. As if.
There's not much of a competition on the names imo, but yeah it's probably the best one. Maybe the full name oughta be Bug Zappers since guys like Manziel are pests.