The NFL Thread V3: 2022! It's Happening!

[Dresderstan]

Thank fuck it's halftime I just want to watch The Weeknd sing some good pop/alt R&B.

>Weeknd
>Good

Hilarious.

Yes we get it you hate anything that isn't hardcore screamo metal.

[Torisakia]

Chiefs come back and win 22-21. Don't quote me.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I dont want this to be Brady's 7th Super Bowl, I want this to be Tampa Bay's 2nd. Just let the team play.

It’s a good team. Doesn’t matter how good of a QB you are without a good team behind you.

Not like anyone cares about how Mike Evans is a top 3 WR, or how David has been the best linebacker in the division for all but like 1 year of his career, or how TB has been had a top 5 receiving corp since like 2013 and keeps building it up again after losing pieces.

All the mainstream cares about is Brady, Gronk, and AB.
Fuck the Patriots.

[Escalia]

It’s a good team. Doesn’t matter how good of a QB you are without a good team behind you.

Not like anyone cares about how Mike Evans is a top 3 WR, or how David has been the best linebacker in the division for all but like 1 year of his career, or how TB has been had a top 5 receiving corp since like 2013 and keeps building it up again after losing pieces.

All the mainstream cares about is Brady, Gronk, and AB.
Fuck the Patriots.

This was one reason I wanted so badly for the Bucs to lose to Green Bay. Brown, Gronk and most especially FUCKING BRADY keep sucking all the air out of the room and making sure other players get completely ignored.
The New England fans living vicariously through the Bucs must be happy, which makes me unhappy.

[Cannot think of a name]

Thank fuck it's halftime I just want to watch The Weeknd sing some good pop/alt R&B.

I look forward to going, "Oh, that's the Weeknd. Alright."

[Impaled Nazarene]

>Weeknd
>Good

Hilarious.

Yes we get it you hate anything that isn't hardcore screamo metal.

Screamo is a sub-genre of emo which stands for "emotional hardcore" which is derived from Hardcore punk which developed alongside metal. Screamo is in no way metal.

Sorry, if you're going to insult my music tastes AT LEAST know what you're talking about.

[Cannot think of a name]

Yes we get it you hate anything that isn't hardcore screamo metal.

Screamo is a sub-genre of emo which stands for "emotional hardcore" which is derived from Hardcore punk which developed alongside metal. Screamo is in no way metal.

Sorry, if you're going to insult my music tastes AT LEAST know what you're talking about.

This probably feels like a dunk.

[Dresderstan]

Yes we get it you hate anything that isn't hardcore screamo metal.

Screamo is a sub-genre of emo which stands for "emotional hardcore" which is derived from Hardcore punk which developed alongside metal. Screamo is in no way metal.

Sorry, if you're going to insult my music tastes AT LEAST know what you're talking about.

Cool, don't care still sucks.

[Luminesa]

Chiefs come back and win 22-21. Don't quote me.

Boy don't you jinx this again!

[Cannot think of a name]

Oh goddammit, that car has been bopping around the custom car groups for a the last two weeks and now I know why.

[Idzequitch]

Screamo is a sub-genre of emo which stands for "emotional hardcore" which is derived from Hardcore punk which developed alongside metal. Screamo is in no way metal.

Sorry, if you're going to insult my music tastes AT LEAST know what you're talking about.

This probably feels like a dunk.

Dunks are from a different sport

[Impaled Nazarene]

Screamo is a sub-genre of emo which stands for "emotional hardcore" which is derived from Hardcore punk which developed alongside metal. Screamo is in no way metal.

Sorry, if you're going to insult my music tastes AT LEAST know what you're talking about.

Cool, don't care still sucks.

I don't think you're capable of saying that convincingly when you don't know what you're talking about

[Cannot think of a name]

Well, at least on the NFL app streaming version, the audio mixing is awful. The programed part of the music is mixed way louder than the singing. I can barely hear this dude.

[Dresderstan]

Cool, don't care still sucks.

I don't think you're capable of saying that convincingly when you don't know what you're talking about

And you know what about music outside of metal?

[Luminesa]

Can we just enjoy the show? He's doing a great job so far.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I don't think you're capable of saying that convincingly when you don't know what you're talking about

And you know what about music outside of metal?

That Denzel Curry and Danny Brown are much more fun to listen to, as well as plenty more original.

[Idzequitch]

Pardon me while I hurl from this Weeknd guy spinning me around backstage in his room of lights and mirrors.

[Jabberwocky]

I'm still rooting for a Chiefs comeback. The first time I wanted a weeknd to end

[Cannot think of a name]

Cool, don't care still sucks.

I don't think you're capable of saying that convincingly when you don't know what you're talking about

I'm going to change your world right now and it's going to be so fucking liberating you'll wonder how you got by before this revelation:

Everyone's music tastes suck. Everyone's. No exceptions.

You feel that weight lifted off your shoulders? You don't have to defend your music tastes...they suck, just like everyone else's. You don't have to go after anyone else's tastes like a junkyard dog...they suck too. Everyone's music tastes are just...just awful.

Now you can relax and enjoy your shitty music tastes without starting a fight about it in a thread about a football game.

I have not recognized a single song, except maybe when he was in a mosh pit with the kids from The Wall in a mirror house?

[Luminesa]

Pardon me while I hurl from this Weeknd guy spinning me around backstage in his room of lights and mirrors.

That was actually really cool, I was shook.

*Hands Idz a bucket regardless.*

[Impaled Nazarene]

I don't think you're capable of saying that convincingly when you don't know what you're talking about

I'm going to change your world right now and it's going to be so fucking liberating you'll wonder how you got by before this revelation:

Everyone's music tastes suck. Everyone's. No exceptions.

You feel that weight lifted off your shoulders? You don't have to defend your music tastes...they suck, just like everyone else's. You don't have to go after anyone else's tastes like a junkyard dog...they suck too. Everyone's music tastes are just...just awful.

Now you can relax and enjoy your shitty music tastes without starting a fight about it in a thread about a football game.

I have not recognized a single song, except maybe when he was in a mosh pit with the kids from The Wall in a mirror house?

Hell yeah man! PRIMUS SUCKS!

[Jerzylvania]

Well, the second half will hopefully turn over a new leaf for the Chiefs. Otherwise, they're going to lose, especially with the penalties, some of which the Chiefs are committing badly.

Who'd have figured the team with the BIG SKELETON HEAD on it's helmet would possibly be destined to win the Super Bowl for the 2020 season? It is somewhat apropos.

...but then the refs are playing the role of Grim Reaper. Whatever happened to incidental contact on these cheap PI penalties? Probably the same thing that happened to Baby Jane. (Farn will get this reference)

[Cannot think of a name]

Pardon me while I hurl from this Weeknd guy spinning me around backstage in his room of lights and mirrors.

Well, at least I now know it wasn't a fever dream or a sequel to the A Ha Take On Me video...

Oh, the Owl society that haunts Batman is back...

[Impaled Nazarene]

At least he's putting on a good show despite the lack of good music.

[Fartsniffage]

No nipple slips so far. Disappointing.