Armenia-Azerbaijan Conflict: The Great Betrayal

[Andsed]

The Armenian military immediately reacts by occupying several McDonalds stores:

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Seriously, this is soooo out of left-field and calling for desaster. Why even position themselves on the issue? Did someone at McD HQ seriously think this would improve their PR and sales in any way?

I wouldnt be surprised if whoever the local heads of Micky Dicks are decided to do it themselves and didnt bother telling the big cheese back home.


Also mcdonalds is shit anyway

You fucking take that back you heretic. Mcdonalds nuggies are the shit and I will not tolerate this slander.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

The Armenian military immediately reacts by occupying several McDonalds stores:



Seriously, this is soooo out of left-field and calling for desaster. Why even position themselves on the issue? Did someone at McD HQ seriously think this would improve their PR and sales in any way?

I wouldnt be surprised if whoever the local heads of Micky Dicks are decided to do it themselves and didnt bother telling the big cheese back home.


Also mcdonalds is shit anyway

McDonalds chicken is a crime against humanity inofitself.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I wouldnt be surprised if whoever the local heads of Micky Dicks are decided to do it themselves and didnt bother telling the big cheese back home.


Also mcdonalds is shit anyway

You fucking take that back you heretic. Mcdonalds nuggies are the shit and I will not tolerate this slander.

Mcdonalds is only tolerable when you are flat out drunk or having nothing else to eat.

My point stands

The big Micky Dick is crap.

[SD_Film Artists]

Not only has Armenia occupied McDonalds, they've also completed their annexation of Burger King and US special forces are fighting hard to retake it.

I wouldnt be surprised if whoever the local heads of Micky Dicks are decided to do it themselves and didnt bother telling the big cheese back home.

I'd guess that too. In their eyes the Azeri ownership of Karabakh is so obvious that no one could possibly have a problem with it unless they're an Armenian spy, so they didn't bother telling central office about it.

[Punished UMN]

I wouldnt be surprised if whoever the local heads of Micky Dicks are decided to do it themselves and didnt bother telling the big cheese back home.


Also mcdonalds is shit anyway

You fucking take that back you heretic. Mcdonalds nuggies are the shit and I will not tolerate this slander.

Nah, McDonald's is really bad, even by fast food standards.

[Kowani]

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

[Dakran]

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

Is it really that hard to not bomb civilian targets?

[Rio Cana]

You do know its the local Azerbaijani franchisees of both fast food restaurants.

Approximately 93% Of McDonald's restaurants worldwide are owned and operated by independent local business owners.

Almost 100 percent of Burger King® restaurants are owned and operated by independent franchisees, many of them family-owned operations

[Shofercia]

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

Is it really that hard to not bomb civilian targets?

It depends on where the other side positions it's missile launchers. You can position a couple of BM-21 Grads inside a city, target a military base, and then cry "they're killing civilians!" when the retaliation comes.

[Shofercia]

McDonalds officially endorses Azerbaijan in this war:

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Okay - this is uncomfortable.

P.S. I'd post more often in this thread, if not the general atmosphere of negativity and hostility aimed not at those who deserve the blame but on fellow posters.

McDonalds supporting genocide. Man, now I've seen it all.

Are you committing Genocide? If so, would you like fries with that?

Not only has Armenia occupied McDonalds, they've also completed their annexation of Burger King and US special forces are fighting hard to retake it.

Long Live the King!

[Salus Maior]

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

Is it really that hard to not bomb civilian targets?

These things happen in war.

Which is why wars shouldn't generally happen. But of course, Azerbaijan just has to occupy some hillsides.

[Saiwania]

McDonalds officially endorses Azerbaijan in this war:

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Are people sure this is from corporate and not just one or a few franchaise owners? If McDonalds only cares about making money and dominating their industry, I don't see why it'd take sides in this conflict. This is almost certainly from individual franchaise owners.

[The New California Republic]

McDonalds officially endorses Azerbaijan in this war:

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Okay - this is uncomfortable.

P.S. I'd post more often in this thread, if not the general atmosphere of negativity and hostility aimed not at those who deserve the blame but on fellow posters.

The Armenian military immediately reacts by occupying several McDonalds stores:



Seriously, this is soooo out of left-field and calling for desaster. Why even position themselves on the issue? Did someone at McD HQ seriously think this would improve their PR and sales in any way?

What a truly bizarre scenario.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Is it really that hard to not bomb civilian targets?

These things happen in war.

Which is why wars shouldn't generally happen. But of course, Azerbaijan just has to occupy some hillsides.

NK: *Armenians everywhere*

Ilham Aliyev: So anyways, that's ours. Hand it over

[Shofercia]

The Armenian military immediately reacts by occupying several McDonalds stores:



Seriously, this is soooo out of left-field and calling for desaster. Why even position themselves on the issue? Did someone at McD HQ seriously think this would improve their PR and sales in any way?

What a truly bizarre scenario.

"You driving a tank through our McDonald's is NOT what we meant by drive thru!"

[Insaanistan]

A missile strike on the Azeri town of Barda has killed at least 21 civilians and damaged much property.

[Kowani]

A missile strike on the Azeri town of Barda has killed at least 21 civilians and damaged much property.

Yes, we know.

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

[Insaanistan]

A missile strike on the Azeri town of Barda has killed at least 21 civilians and damaged much property.

Yes, we know.

Armenia may have attacked civilians, 21 dead. Armenia, of course, denies the claim.

Sorry, I was banned most of the day so I never saw it.

[Kowani]

Yes, we know.

Sorry, I was banned most of the day so I never saw it.

Fair enough.

[Novus America]

Do not expect Russia to intervene, unless the fighting goes into Armenia proper (in its international recognized borders).

“It is deeply regrettable that the hostilities continue, but they are not taking place on Armenian territory,” Putin said.”
“Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov was more explicit, saying Russia's obligations under the CSTO "do not extend to Karabakh."
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/10/ ... ays-a71687

Basically because Russia has said Armenia will only be protected in its internationally recognized borders, and the disputed territory is not part of Armenia, Russia has basically made the disputed areas fair game for Azerbaijan.

In other news, even Armenian sources have acknowledged that Azerbaijan has reached the outskirts of Shusha.
Basically if Azerbaijan takes Shusha, then the main road between Armenia proper and the disputed territories will be closed. If Azerbaijan takes it, it will be a decisive victory.
Basically the situation is really bad for Armenia.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.france ... -of-shusha

Short of Russian or Iranian intervention, neither which seem forthcoming, Armenia has to launch a major counterattack to retake the Aras valley, which also seems unlikely. Or it is screwed.
This has become a grinding war of attrition, which Azerbaijan with its much greater population, economy, natural resources and superior military equipment is likely to win.

If you are outnumbered you need to hit hard and fast, win early, or you are at a major disadvantage.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Do not expect Russia to intervene, unless the fighting goes into Armenia proper (in its international recognized borders).

“It is deeply regrettable that the hostilities continue, but they are not taking place on Armenian territory,” Putin said.”
“Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov was more explicit, saying Russia's obligations under the CSTO "do not extend to Karabakh."
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/10/ ... ays-a71687

Basically because Russia has said Armenia will only be protected in its internationally recognized borders, and the disputed territory is not part of Armenia, Russia has basically made the disputed areas fair game for Azerbaijan.

In other news, even Armenian sources have acknowledged that Azerbaijan has reached the outskirts of Shusha.
Basically if Azerbaijan takes Shusha, then the main road between Armenia proper and the disputed territories will be closed. If Azerbaijan takes it, it will be a decisive victory.
Basically the situation is really bad for Armenia.

Short of Russian or Iranian intervention, neither which seem forthcoming, Armenia has to launch a major counterattack to retake the Aras valley, which also seems unlikely. Or it is screwed.
This has become a grinding war of attrition, which Azerbaijan with its much greater population, economy, natural resources and superior military equipment is likely to win.

If you are outnumbered you need to hit hard and fast, win early, or you are at a major disadvantage.

I'd hope the Armenians could hold their ground but doubt it at this stage. Was honestly kind of hoping Russia would get involved a bit more to try and end the conflict.

[Thermodolia]

Do not expect Russia to intervene, unless the fighting goes into Armenia proper (in its international recognized borders).

“It is deeply regrettable that the hostilities continue, but they are not taking place on Armenian territory,” Putin said.”
“Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov was more explicit, saying Russia's obligations under the CSTO "do not extend to Karabakh."
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/10/ ... ays-a71687

Basically because Russia has said Armenia will only be protected in its internationally recognized borders, and the disputed territory is not part of Armenia, Russia has basically made the disputed areas fair game for Azerbaijan.

In other news, even Armenian sources have acknowledged that Azerbaijan has reached the outskirts of Shusha.
Basically if Azerbaijan takes Shusha, then the main road between Armenia proper and the disputed territories will be closed. If Azerbaijan takes it, it will be a decisive victory.
Basically the situation is really bad for Armenia.

Short of Russian or Iranian intervention, neither which seem forthcoming, Armenia has to launch a major counterattack to retake the Aras valley, which also seems unlikely. Or it is screwed.
This has become a grinding war of attrition, which Azerbaijan with its much greater population, economy, natural resources and superior military equipment is likely to win.

If you are outnumbered you need to hit hard and fast, win early, or you are at a major disadvantage.

But Azerbaijan has taken control of Armenian lands. Granted it’s an Armenian exclave but it’s still Armenian territory

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Do not expect Russia to intervene, unless the fighting goes into Armenia proper (in its international recognized borders).

“It is deeply regrettable that the hostilities continue, but they are not taking place on Armenian territory,” Putin said.”
“Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov was more explicit, saying Russia's obligations under the CSTO "do not extend to Karabakh."
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/10/ ... ays-a71687

Basically because Russia has said Armenia will only be protected in its internationally recognized borders, and the disputed territory is not part of Armenia, Russia has basically made the disputed areas fair game for Azerbaijan.

In other news, even Armenian sources have acknowledged that Azerbaijan has reached the outskirts of Shusha.
Basically if Azerbaijan takes Shusha, then the main road between Armenia proper and the disputed territories will be closed. If Azerbaijan takes it, it will be a decisive victory.
Basically the situation is really bad for Armenia.

Short of Russian or Iranian intervention, neither which seem forthcoming, Armenia has to launch a major counterattack to retake the Aras valley, which also seems unlikely. Or it is screwed.
This has become a grinding war of attrition, which Azerbaijan with its much greater population, economy, natural resources and superior military equipment is likely to win.

If you are outnumbered you need to hit hard and fast, win early, or you are at a major disadvantage.

I'd hope the Armenians could hold their ground but doubt it at this stage. Was honestly kind of hoping Russia would get involved a bit more to try and end the conflict.

So this is how it goes? Azerbaijan takes NK and pushes out its ancient Armenian community forever

[The Huskar Social Union]

I'd hope the Armenians could hold their ground but doubt it at this stage. Was honestly kind of hoping Russia would get involved a bit more to try and end the conflict.

So this is how it goes? Azerbaijan takes NK and pushes out its ancient Armenian community forever

Probably murders quite a few of them in the process.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

So this is how it goes? Azerbaijan takes NK and pushes out its ancient Armenian community forever

Probably murders quite a few of them in the process.

Hundreds if not thousands slaughtered, their towns bombed and their churches toppled.

Never forget that pan Turkism made this possible.