The Power of the Force

by **Neanderthaland** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:55 pm

San Lumen wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:"Hey everyone! This guy just said he wanted to club seals with force! Look, he's even holding a club! Everyone dogpile him!"

*throws all of you back with the force.

Ooph. Assaulting a peaceful crowd, in addition to threatening adorable animals? This is terrible PR.

by **San Lumen** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:56 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
San Lumen wrote:
*throws all of you back with the force.

Ooph. Assaulting a peaceful crowd, in addition to threatening adorable animals? This is terrible PR.

Id be benevolent so therefore no need for any of this. id never harm seals.

by **Kowani** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:56 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:Just as fair-warning:
If this happens to one of you, I'm going to create a business dedicated to hooking you up to the power grid, while repeatedly poking the part of your brain that makes you force-lightning.

UNLIMITED INCOME!

Not unlimited.
Sith lightning drains lifespan and health.

Also it involves being capital E-Evil.

by **Neanderthaland** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:59 pm

San Lumen wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:Ooph. Assaulting a peaceful crowd, in addition to threatening adorable animals? This is terrible PR.

Id be benevolent so therefore no need for any of this. id never harm seals.

"So he says, but look at the footage of him attacking that crowd while holding a club"

by **San Lumen** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:00 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Id be benevolent so therefore no need for any of this. id never harm seals.

"So he says, but look at the footage of him attacking that crowd while holding a club"

Id never attack anyone who is peaceful.

by **Neanderthaland** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:02 pm

San Lumen wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:"So he says, but look at the footage of him attacking that crowd while holding a club"

Id never attack anyone who is peaceful.

"Can we really trust the word of someone who said, "I am all the Sith!"?"

by **San Lumen** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:07 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
San Lumen wrote:
Id never attack anyone who is peaceful.

"Can we really trust the word of someone who said, "I am all the Sith!"?"

I was joking. I couldn't resist saying the line.

by **Bassoe** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:09 pm

Does Force Chocking work over a screen? Timothy Zahn's Outbound Flight novel had C'Baoth doing it, but I'm not sure of the canonical status of such a power. And that was a two-way video communication link between the bridges of two starships, would it work on a broad-sourced video broadcast not directed at me personally?

by **San Lumen** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:11 pm

Bassoe wrote:Does Force Chocking work over a screen? Timothy Zahn's Outbound Flight novel had C'Baoth doing it, but I'm not sure of the canonical status of such a power. And that was a two-way video communication link between the bridges of two starships, would it work on a broad-sourced video broadcast not directed at me personally?

Didn't Snoke do something similar?

by **Purpelia** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:11 pm

Fast tract toward learning mind control and use it to manipulate people and than erase their memories of the fact. So basically think a remote use date rape drug that I'd use to get everything I want.

by **New haven america** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:12 pm

Manipulate a back scratcher to scratch my back on the part that's really hard to reach.

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:28 am

ok, everybody wear your underwear outside your pants.

by **Purpelia** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:45 am

Ethel mermania wrote:ok, everybody wear your underwear outside your pants.

But that would let people know I am using evil magic to manipulate them and ruin their lives for fun and profit.

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:55 am

Purpelia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:ok, everybody wear your underwear outside your pants.

But that would let people know I am using evil magic to manipulate them and ruin their lives for fun and profit.

So making everyone take their pants off to ride the subway is out?

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:00 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:I'm going full Sith and I'm creating a Solar and eventually Galactic Empire dammit

Same. Darth Therm shall rule the galaxy and we shall have peace

by **Doge Land** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:06 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:I'm going full Sith and I'm creating a Solar and eventually Galactic Empire dammit

Same. Darth Therm shall rule the galaxy and we shall have peace

i will harness the power of the force and the power of the nukes to destroy you

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:06 am

San Lumen wrote:Id want to do the most good as possible with it. I have to admit though being able to use Jedi mind tricks id definitely be tempted if not likely to use on certain people and manipulate them to my will. Who they are they though I am not going to say.

Bagh wheres the fun in that? I’d try and create my own Sith order as I damn well know I can’t be the only one with these powers

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:09 am

Bassoe wrote:Does Force Chocking work over a screen? Timothy Zahn's Outbound Flight novel had C'Baoth doing it, but I'm not sure of the canonical status of such a power. And that was a two-way video communication link between the bridges of two starships, would it work on a broad-sourced video broadcast not directed at me personally?

Darth Vader literally choked Ozell from a screen in Empire

by **Thermodolia** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:29 am

Doge Land wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Same. Darth Therm shall rule the galaxy and we shall have peace

i will harness the power of the force and the power of the nukes to destroy you

I’d basically have Darth Sidious levels of power. Your nukes would get destroyed before they even hit me.

by **Quebec-Libre** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:34 am

I'd try and do good, however living a mostly normal life would be nice. Maybe use it to enrich myself, redirect funds from corrupt offices back to the causes they're meant to support.

But yeah, some people would die too.

by **The Emerald Legion** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:37 am

Bassoe wrote:Does Force Chocking work over a screen? Timothy Zahn's Outbound Flight novel had C'Baoth doing it, but I'm not sure of the canonical status of such a power. And that was a two-way video communication link between the bridges of two starships, would it work on a broad-sourced video broadcast not directed at me personally?

I mean. Vader does it over a screen too.

by **Earthbound Immortal Squad** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:41 am

I don't think I'd want to do anything important with the force powers. I'd more likely be that person who literally spent their whole life just learning things and storing them in holocrons so a future generation can use them. I think this person was a Sith but I can't remember their name and I suspect they are no longer cannon after Disney came along but I might be wrong.

by **Dylar** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:41 am

Kowani wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:Just as fair-warning:
If this happens to one of you, I'm going to create a business dedicated to hooking you up to the power grid, while repeatedly poking the part of your brain that makes you force-lightning.

UNLIMITED INCOME!

Also it involves being capital E-Evil.

*laughs in Galen Marek and Light-side Revan*

by **Dylar** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:44 am

I think I'd end up using mind tricks to try and become the POTUS, so that I can reorganize the USA into the First American EmpireTM for a safe and secure...SOCIETY!

by **Andsed** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:46 am

Start my own Jedi Order, but with healthy views on emotion and providing access to therapy for all members.

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