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Best Fast Food Mascot/Spokesman

Ronald Mc Donald
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The Burgerking
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Other
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46%
 
Total votes : 24

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Best fast food mascot/spokesman

Postby BrightonBurg » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:37 am

Something light,I picked the Burger King,hehe
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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:40 am

Big City Sliders are a fast food.

The Big City Slider Station made Big City Sliders.

Billy Mays hawked the Big City Slider Station.

Therefore, Billy Mays wins by default.
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Postby Hoyteca » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:41 am

fear:
1. original Ronald McDonald
2. Burgerking King
3. Ronald McDonald

evil:
1. Burgerking King
2. Original Ronald McDonald
3. Ronald McDonald

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Postby Sarkhaan » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:42 am

Wendy. Because it's nice to give the gingers a goal to aspire towards.

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Postby Colonic Immigration » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:44 am

Image

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Postby JuNii » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:21 am

the original Burger King was great.

the current one is simply creepy.

the original McDonald gang rocked....

Mayor McCheese
Officer Big Mac
Hamburgler
the Fry Guys
The Chicken McNuggets
Grimmace
and of course...
Ronald McDonald

nowdays...

I miss the gang...

today's best mascot?

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Jack!
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:34 am

For me it's a giant hoedown between Jack and The King. I like the surreal quality of The King. Before I grew used to Jack I found his very presence amusing. Hard to top introducing yourself by blowing up the board that blew up the Jack in the Boxes back in the eighties.
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Postby Pope Joan » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:56 am

Yo quiero taco Bell!

They should never have fired the little guy.

:(

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Postby Abdju » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:59 am

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Re: Best fast food mascot/spokesman

Postby JuNii » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:59 am

Pope Joan wrote:Yo quiero taco Bell!

They should never have fired the little guy.

:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sZ1DWsAHE


he wasn't fired...

he moved on to the movies!
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Pope Joan » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:05 pm

Why, so he did!

They should have a part II remake with Bruce Hairless.

Beverly Hills Bruce Dies Hard.

Hmph; now this is starting to remind me of the Ron Jeremy posts in that other topic.
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Postby Lizardiar » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:06 pm

This thing.

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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:09 pm

GODDAMMIT I MADE A BILLY MAYS REFERENCE

HE WON THE GAME

BTW, you all just lost the game.
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Postby Haken Rider » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:16 pm

This one is cute.

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Postby SaintB » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:08 pm

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Postby Belschaft » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:12 pm

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Postby WaffenBrightonburg » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:49 pm

LOL noone has picked Ronald yet.

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Postby Lizardiar » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:52 pm

WaffenBrightonburg wrote:LOL noone has picked Ronald yet.


Duh! We don't want a creepy clown standing over us saying, "You like my nuggets?"
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Postby Cowland5 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:20 pm

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Postby The_pantless_hero » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:28 pm

Haken Rider wrote:This one is cute.

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If by cute you mean "will consume your mortal soul," then yes.
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Postby Farnhamia » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:30 pm

The_pantless_hero wrote:
Haken Rider wrote:This one is cute.

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If by cute you mean "will consume your mortal soul," then yes.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

I find the actual Ronald silly and the King deeply disturbing.
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Postby SaintB » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:33 pm

The_pantless_hero wrote:
Haken Rider wrote:This one is cute.

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If by cute you mean "will consume your mortal soul," then yes.

I got something she could consume.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:39 pm

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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:05 pm

Oh NSG, you so America-centric,

The best mascot is Jollibee,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw0dXT8Gu44
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Postby Pope Joan » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:12 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Image


¡todos lo queremos!

or whatever
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