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Who’s the Boss? You’re the Boss!

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Where do you sit?

The Corner Office
13
76%
Amidst the workers
4
24%
 
Total votes : 17

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Infected Mushroom
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Who’s the Boss? You’re the Boss!

Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:53 pm

Please consider the following hypothetical:

After 13 years of drudgery and files, office politics, dressing downs and backstabbings, dealing with trash clients, and being overworked half to death you’ve finally made it. The capitalistic dream of Success is coming true.

You’re a high ranking Manager at last, and not just any Manager, one of the true power players.

Aside from a few dictators from HQ, you run a huge part of the show at your office building now (You have about 50 other goons and lackeys). However, your power isn’t absolute, there’s a Nazi Germany style system where there’s unnecessary duplication of roles so you have 2 other (potentially 3) rival managers with de facto similar power levels and overlapping responsibilities with their own followers and lackeys. It’s messy and everyone is looking for an opportunity to shine at each other’s expense.

The power levels fluctuate on a weekly basis. On any given week, depending on what the big projects are and who looks better/leverages their position better... someone different may stand taller. It’s never quite clear or fixed (though the company remains hierarchical).

However, on paper, you’re the office Big Shot, allegedly you are supposed to represent the HQ and it’s all-powerful reach.

Now the question is this...

Do you take the Corner Office?

Ever since the 1900s... the Corner Office is a symbol of prestige, power, and domination at your office building. During the reign of the previous manager (who was booted out after he got double crossed during his own double cross against HQ), he lorded over the people from this physical position.

The Corner Office has an amazing unrivaled view of the cityscape and the ocean... there’s a high quality spinning chair along with other amazing furniture pieces. However, it’s greatest advantage is what it represents... Power, Glory, Success, and the ability to monitor everyone else. Historically, the large groups of treacherous and lowly employees cowered in terror because day in and day out, they never knew when The Corner Office was watching. Over various iterations of the Company, it’s become widely accepted that the person who sits in The Corner Office is someone you don’t REALLY want to mess with. You can plot against the office holder but you have to pay deference and formalities, be more circumspect... less he steps out and rains down thunderbolts.

One choice is to sit in the Corner Office and use its symbolism to your advantage, to maintain control over the workers and intimidate your rivals. This is one strategy.

The other choice is to adopt a Nordic Approach where you abolish the Corner Office and position yourself in the very middle of the building, amidst all the workers.

This is a strategy where you try to show the workers, “hey I’m your Boss, but I’m not BETTER than you. I work with you, come talk to me and we’ll work things out.” In other words, you are playing a Man of the People card (relative to your rivals). Keep in mind though that this is potentially dangerous because you may get overthrown, used, or betrayed by the ambitious lower rungs. Eliminating distance with the workers may also prove dangerous, they may get too comfortable and start stepping on you. Be careful. Keep in mind that the company is used to an adversarial model.

Assuming you do not wield enough power to simply mobilize a large group of followers and HQ allies and eliminate the rival departments (and assuming HQ said you can go Nordic, at least if you keep Delivering and don’t rock the status quo)... How do you position yourself?

Do you take the Corner Office or do you go Nordic?

In a hostile company culture, do you rule by fear and terror or do you try to position as a man of the people? And if you do the latter, to what extent are your actions motivated by genuine concern for the workers and to what extent By political expediency?

...

To clarify, assume this company is so powerful it influences world governments and cannot be overthrown. Also, you are a young career driven man/woman.

Let’s say you aren’t looking to switch companies (because that would mess things up). Assume unrivaled perks at this clown show.

I would take the Corner Office.

It takes too much social skills, awareness and energy to play the People game without getting caught in some trap and churned to death (metaphorically speaking). I’m strategically conservative so I’m such a hostile environment, I’d use the existing institutions to my advantage (The Corner Office). It’s still going to be hard but it’s a bit safer.
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Infected Mushroom
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:58 pm

6 votes for the Corner Office?

No fans of the Nordic Way?

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Major-Tom
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Ex-Nation

Postby Major-Tom » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:01 pm

Corner office, no question. I like my privacy, large spaces with mahogany coffee tables, and hopefully, I'd still treat everybody respectfully.

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Strazhnist Tsarus
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Strazhnist Tsarus » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:04 pm

Amidst the workers, so I can walk around the office, make sure everyone is at work and essentially lead at the frontlines.
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Middle Barael
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Middle Barael » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:05 pm

Nordic approach. It’s gets lonely at the top corner office.
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Heloin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Heloin » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:14 pm

Make every office a corner office.

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Major-Tom
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Ex-Nation

Postby Major-Tom » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:14 pm

Heloin wrote:Make every office a corner office.


Spotted the red.

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Heloin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Heloin » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:15 pm

Major-Tom wrote:
Heloin wrote:Make every office a corner office.


Spotted the red.

I am the captain now. I shall make everyone equal.

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Infected Mushroom
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:17 pm

Major-Tom wrote:Corner office, no question. I like my privacy, large spaces with mahogany coffee tables, and hopefully, I'd still treat everybody respectfully.


They sent me to company HQ once to teach zoom classes from the corner office. I was very impressed with the view, the spaciousness of the office, and all the fine displays.

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Saiwania
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Ex-Nation

Postby Saiwania » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:21 pm

I would say it depends on what industry it is. If you own a chain of bars/night clubs for example, and you do nothing but help manage it all- a corner office isn't that useful except for maybe a full time Accountant upstairs or offsite. You're going to be amongst the other workers and customers more in such a setting if it is inherently hands on or management heavy in terms of ensuring problems are minimal and money keeps coming in.
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Brettenwald
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Brettenwald » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:29 pm

Corner office with an open-door policy seems like a nice compromise.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Neanderthaland » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:36 pm

Neither, I construct a throne from the smelted together briefcases of my enemies. And reign from on high in the lunchroom.

All shall kneel before the mighty Ug! And receive refrigerator privileges!
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Infected Mushroom
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:18 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:Neither, I construct a throne from the smelted together briefcases of my enemies. And reign from on high in the lunchroom.

All shall kneel before the mighty Ug! And receive refrigerator privileges!


You can think of the Corner Office as the office building’s equivalent of the Westerosi Iron Throne.

Sometimes the real power lies elsewhere... Ex behind the throne, next to the throne, or even with the people but through it all... there’s a certain level of importance to who sits there


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